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[Concerned Citizen]

Found these hanging out at the KingCobraJFS Asperger's April Regard Posting. Might be late, might be fake.

Spoiler: NSFL

They started playing with them

 

[cascadeplatinum]

Not post-morbid obesity, not post-pregnancy/breastfeeding. She is just shit out of luck in every way. Impossibly unlucky. She almost won the lottery once, but that was as close to anything good as she was ever gonna get. Good luck with those, “Nathan”.

 

[sugartits]

new community post

she's already late

 

[clusterbbabydoll]

Better not be doin’ crossword puzzles, rushin Joshie, goooorl

0:12

 

[ASeabear8952]

Found this post on The Boglim that suggests NAL could be in Casper.

 

[lottalove]

this was posted yesterday

 

[Rotogravure]

Let's also not forget NAL seems to have her own weird internal temperature. She's bitched about being freezing when livestreaming at home, and its clearly not "freezing". So we might have give this one more time to percolate.

ETA: I know she has professed to LOVE Casper before, not just "because of Josh". She's so bizarre in her thinking patterns.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

The Regarded KingCobraJFS group is speculating. This is their current top post:



Also these funny pics posted by a Josh Keen

 

[Agares]

This is the third visit all over again and if I'm right, we'll get a leaked call or a stream in time.

 

[myhairisonfire]

Let's also not forget NAL seems to have her own weird internal temperature.

You may have seen homeless people wearing winter coats or stocking caps in the heat of summer and wondered why. Schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and depression have all been shown to cause impaired body temperature regulation. Some make you run hot, others cold.

NAL clearly is mentally unwell, so it's not surprising that she is never comfortable with the ambient temperature.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and depression have all been shown to cause impaired body temperature regulation. Some make you run hot, others cold.

Don't forget thyroid impairment. Hyperthyroid makes you sensitive to heat, hypothyroid makes you sensitive to cold, etc. etc

The Regarded KingCobraJFS group is speculating. This is their current top post:

The schizo stalking my kiwi posts likes posting there, which makes me suspect every post there. I don't think she's in Casper, but you never know doodt.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Jessica Messica a bit more careful this time around. It's a shame. I hope we get a NAL live soon, no matter where she's at.

Cobes playing with the word "couple", and looking groomed.

0:12

It's fun to speculate. Probably what I like most about lolcows.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Jessica Messica a bit more careful this time around. It's a shame. I hope we get a NAL live soon, no matter where she's at.

HRH has kinda filled JM’s role anyway. What’s even going on with JM in the first place?

 

[Concerned Citizen]

JM just posted this:



The Archive: QUEEN COBRA DO NOT OPEN

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

God damnit Cobes. Don't do it again.

 

[Agares]

God damnit Cobes. Don't do it again.

It’s game over is he’s low on booze and Jessica brings a whiskey bottle.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

my only hope if she does show up is that she runs into warlord instead. her absolute hatred of troons will be impossible to contain when faced with warlord and his fake tits. might even get lucky and end up with both of them in jail.

 

[Gardener of Kadesh]

my only hope if she does show up is that she runs into warlord instead. her absolute hatred of troons will be impossible to contain when faced with warlord and his fake tits. might even get lucky and end up with both of them in jail.

Warlord seems to be staying with Cooltaste for now, which is an odd coincidence given our new speculations. He appeared on one of Cooltaste's livestreams recently.

Also, yes Warlord does indeed wear a diaper. He has to keep a plug in (that he claims has a tracker in it) and wear diapers because he "leaks" so much.

Casper Dick Olympics gold medalist harboring local permahorny streetwalker

Was there a lover's quarrel at the trailer park? Did the troonberculosis coughing fits set off a "Cobra Strike" or a "fun fight"? Has Cool Taste's MS progressed to the point of being envious of Sasha's smooth muscle control? Sasha says "Don't drug my drink!"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3OoeRsAPIK4

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

Ver archivo adjunto 7236946

I went from 250 to 125 and my tiddies did not do that what the fuck

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I went from 250 to 125 and my tiddies did not do that what the fuck

Have you considered the possibility that you are not a mythological creature from Eastern European folklore?