🦊 Furry Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Spectate]

Where does Claus get the Mexibucks to make all these superchats?

He's sending two and a half dollars for each fifty pesos. He at most spends $10 a day to flood superchats in hopes his streamer e-daddies read his messages.

 

[Tread Miller]

This government website says that Mexico's minimum wage is (as of now) is 278.80 Mexican pesos per day in general and 419.88 Mexican pesos in the "Economic Free Zone for the Northern Border" (places near the U.S. border):

L/A

Assuming @FakeAFClausMystery over here has a minimum wage job in Mexico City proper, this guy is spending at minimum, 1/5 (50 Mexican pesos) of his paycheck every Synthetic Man stream.

He at most spends $10 a day to flood superchats in hopes his streamer e-daddies read his messages.

In this case, our minimum wage Mexico City furry "friend" here would be spending almost the entirety of his paycheck (4/5) paypigging for Synthetic Man

Of course, this all depends on the assumption that he even has a job in the first place. Maybe he's on that Mexican tugboat, which is why he can spend so much on superchats for e-daddy Synth.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I like to believe he makes his money by playing his throat pipe on the street in a mariachi band. You haven't lived until you've heard La Cucaracha played on a trachea tube.

 

[Tread Miller]

@FakeAFClausMystery since you're here, can you explain how you became bisexual? Were you always a batter for both teams or were furries and Ganondorf so hot that you wanted to embrace your homosexual side?

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

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@FakeAFClausMystery since you're here, can you explain how you became bisexual? Were you always a batter for both teams or were furries and Ganondorf so hot that you to embrace your homosexual side?

Come to think of it, is Claus even bisexual? Because it seems all the porn Claus has uploaded to his porn accounts is exclusively gay porn.

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

Come to think of it, is Claus even bisexual? Because it seems all the porn Claus has uploaded to his porn accounts is exclusively gay porn.

Good Theory: Until this time, there is not evidence of Claudio having normal porn, but all is gay porn and cub gay porn.

 

[IKOL]

all the people accusing me of being a pedo are being found out irl of being pesos either this year or the next.

Tough luck, pedofag.

Also this kind sir have a message to you.

0:15

 

[The Lаughing Man]

@FakeAFClausMystery what are you hiding from us? What did you post on twitter that made liberals so mad?

 

[Gravemind]

Probably being an annoying faggot posting gamer words.

 

[Shizo88]

The guy is wearing a collar.

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Pedo vibes

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

The guy is wearing a collar.

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Pedo vibes

NO FUCKING WAAAAAY. IT FINALLY HIT ME.

I can't fucking believe this. I knew this guy.

Tl;Dr He's a schizoid retard LARPer who drank too much of his "I am an otherkin dragon king" and transed somewhere in the 2020's.

Don't contact him. He'll just waste your time with his ramblings—And he might not even trust you (especially if you... uh, """"misgender"""" him).

 

[Gravemind]

Don't contact him. He'll just waste your time with his ramblings

I would imagine most relatively sane people here know better than to cowtip offsite (), but you're certainly one to talk about wasting people's time with rambling.

 

[FOUND YOU!]

NO FUCKING WAAAAAY. IT FINALLY HIT ME.

That's nice but getting back on topic, if you are straight why is there so much gay porn on your record?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

That's nice but getting back on topic, if you are straight why is there so much gay porn on your record?

I ain't straight tho.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I ain't straight tho.

Yes, we know. You jack off to gay Lego wolf men.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I ain't straight tho.

Where exactly on the LGBTQ+ scale is "cat rapist"?

 

[Gravemind]

Where exactly on the LGBTQ+ scale is "cat rapist"?

Homosexual (Furry).

 

[FOUND YOU!]

I ain't straight tho.

So your edit here was to clarify that the alleged grooming made you a furry but not a faggot?

 

[Nome]

This is still going? I haven't been keeping up with Claus' retarded faggot antics for a couple of days at this point. Didn't he say he was going to stop using this site

 

[The Lаughing Man]

Probably being an annoying faggot posting gamer words.

Apperantly not.