DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Shocked and Horrified dijo:
Why is he sniffing his  wrists? We put perfume on pulse points. Don't men slap it on their faces after they shave?

My husband has a beard, pls no booly.
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Men slap After Shave on their face after they shave, and it has a prominent scent a lot of the time, so a lot of men will just go with that, its more old school.

Cologne you spray on your wrists and rub into your jugular.

Putting cologne on your face would be epically retarded.
 
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein dijo:
Men slap After Shave on their face after they shave, and it has a prominent scent a lot of the time, so a lot of men will just go with that, its more old school.

Cologne you spray on your wrists and rub into your jugular.

Putting cologne on your face would be epically retarded.
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So the pig roach is probably doing it
 
Twrx dijo:
So the pig roach is probably doing it
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I had that thought, that it would totally be something Phil would do. But alas, it appears he had Khet explain to him how to use cologne. Even though it appears he just puts it on his wrists, and doesn't then rub it into his neck after, so still pretty dainty and GAY. But Khet kept us from getting retard Phil spraying cologne directly in his melted face and bragging about the practice.

Lady Adjani dijo:
struggling to find a peak in terms of his playthroughs, the Dark Souls 1 TIHYDP is hard to beat

once Panda left it all went to shit
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Old Phil had so much more energy, because he wasn't concerning his peanut brain with filtering his persona. The modern "I'm a mature adult man in my 40's that deserves immense respect from my peers and the youth" is such a killer for the unintentional comedy of his content.

It does seem like Kat is more responsible for modern Phil than Panda leaving though. The way Phil says things in the vein of Kat gets mad at him for making a fool of himself gives off the impression she is the main reason Phil has "grown up". Idubbz style, but where Phil is more of a man than Ian and didn't take his wife's last name like a troon.
 
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DSP's actual reaction to this:

"So Sarah popped her 2-year reup and says *reads the message* ... alright ... well..."
 
I looked into the Kick Partner Program changes Phil is talking about, and it is true that he's technically now eligible for the hourly rate. Unfortunately for him, that hourly rate is calculated based on your average viewcount which means jack shit. Add on the 50% hit for multistreaming and he's going to end up making less than a child laborer in the Congo.

Now, what MIGHT save the business is this small streamer competition that Kick is hosting. Anyone with under 100 viewers can enter, and whoever has the highest watchtime gets $20k. I'm surprised none of the flying monkeys have brought this up to him already, though it might explain why he's been holding out on Kick for so long.
 
"How are you balancing the fast food with your gout diagnosis?"
"That's not a gout diagnosis. I was diagnosed with gout 10 years ago."
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Another gem:
"Wingstop? What do they have at Wingstop?"
 
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BlockedByDaylight dijo:
"So Sarah popped her 2-year reup and says *reads the message* ... alright ... well..."
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I would assume he reacted this way because it's a sock account of some whale. He's not putting much effort into much of anything these days, why try to hide the fact that his whales donate and LARP under socks?

Semi related - He mentioned yesterday that his chat is filled with LARPers. I think he used the example of if 40 people say they hate something maybe 1 of them is actually his fan. Is this the first time he's acknowledged his chat is filled with LARPers? I also saw on Xitter some detractor say that Phil said its all the same person coming in saving the streams? Might just be referring to the newest big whale sock but the way they worded it made it seem like it was a rando account dropping a lot of money and Phil confirmed its all the same person. How long before he admits his chat is 90% LARPers?

He's so close to admitting it all. I really don't see why he doesn't at this point. He's barely cracking 200 viewers for gameplay, views are tanking. He might still be making more money but it can't be that much more since he's lumping them all together unlike before.
 
Soylent Dora dijo:
I would assume he reacted this way because it's a sock account of some whale. He's not putting much effort into much of anything these days, why try to hide the fact that his whales donate and LARP under socks?

Semi related - He mentioned yesterday that his chat is filled with LARPers. I think he used the example of if 40 people say they hate something maybe 1 of them is actually his fan. Is this the first time he's acknowledged his chat is filled with LARPers? I also saw on Xitter some detractor say that Phil said its all the same person coming in saving the streams? Might just be referring to the newest big whale sock but the way they worded it made it seem like it was a rando account dropping a lot of money and Phil confirmed its all the same person. How long before he admits his chat is 90% LARPers?

He's so close to admitting it all. I really don't see why he doesn't at this point. He's barely cracking 200 viewers for gameplay, views are tanking. He might still be making more money but it can't be that much more since he's lumping them all together unlike before.
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Imagine you had a sandwich shop snd the overwhelming majority of people in the shop never bought any sandwiches but sat in the shop all day praising you.

Also imagine there were only like 3 to 5 people actually buying sandwiches to keep you afloat every day, and every single day they come into the shop wearing fake mustaches, glasses, and other disguises. Would you call this a successful business?
 
Cucktry Roads dijo:
Imagine you had a sandwich shop snd the overwhelming majority of people in the shop never bought any sandwiches but sat in the shop all day praising you.

Also imagine there were only like 3 to 5 people actually buying sandwiches to keep you afloat every day, and every single day they come into the shop wearing fake mustaches, glasses, and other disguises. Would you call this a successful business?
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Don't forget the purveyor of the business stands outside on the street and literally begs every passerby to support his business by giving him big tips or else he will lose his house and all of his possessions.

One sandwich is made per day, that was ordered in advance, and everyone else either just buys no sandwiches or gives the sandwich shop tips in the tip jar with no sandwich in return.

If Phil actually ran a sandwich shop, anyone dumb enough to feel bad for him and go in to buy a sandwich, would order, and then be met with "That's all? Just one sandwich? You don't want to maybe buy someone in the shop a sandwich?" While holding the tip jar in the customer's face, "Its not begging, this is a business and its customary to tip, and to tip bigger for the really great service I provide society".
 
To put it out there and in as much perspective as possible. The Whale that funds dsp life, they have at least what $100,000 -being generous- as extra income set aside on top of what this individual needs to pay for their own life. I mean what's the average cost of living in America for a single Adult male and for a married couple? This person pays for the life style of a married couple while maintaining their own. And again I'll say it again, my belief is that this person does this is because they don't want detractors to win on top of being severally mentally ill themself.
 
PetiteDragon43 dijo:
Based on his laziness and fuckheadedness i've narrowed it down to 3 plausible ideas to reward the dents at each goal
*Shave the goatee
*play an hour or two of Stellar Blade
*tuning into a detractor restreamer at the same time as his stream and "roasting" them.
None of these are far off from something he's offered himself and its better than spraying yourself with cologne like a gouty Axe Body spray advert.
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He already offered to shave his "beard" if he made $3000 in a single stream. I think during his birthday he also offered it for $1500 (in addition to what he had already made).
 
UsedUp dijo:
To put it out there and in as much perspective as possible. The Whale that funds dsp life, they have at least what $100,000 -being generous- as extra income set aside on top of what this individual needs to pay for their own life. I mean what's the average cost of living in America for a single Adult male and for a married couple? This person pays for the life style of a married couple while maintaining their own. And again I'll say it again, my belief is that this person does this is because they don't want detractors to win on top of being severally mentally ill themself.
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I don't fundamentally disagree, but "three-time" timbo slice went through several bankruptcies while whaling on DSP, This isn't the Wizard of Oz where we can just look behind the curtain at the ending. The prevailing thought is that DSP is kept afloat by people getting taxpayer welfare, while DSP himself refuses to pay his fair share of taxes in a timely manner. Really makes the 'king's tax" shit more funny when the dents withhold donations until the very end of his stream.
 
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