Unpopular opinions about food

[Absolutego]

Even scallops?

Hot take: scallops are the most overrated of the shelled mollusks we commonly eat.
Clams cook down better and are less likely to go rubbery, oysters taste better and are safer raw, mussels are amazing when fully cooked.
Everyone describes scallop flavor as 'delicate'. Let me tell you what everyone means when calling food 'delicate' - it's bland. It's got the tofu problem both where it tastes of its sauce and little more, and you have to cook it in a very specific way with a narrow window for it to not develop a horrible texture on top of it.

 

[Alexander Thaut]

White chocolate is good. Fuck your "it's not real chocolate" snobbery, I don't care if it's "real chocolate", it's still tasty.

Although: I never get "white chocolate coated..." Anything. The flavor is too subtle. It basically has to stand on its own. Although using it as a sweetener for cream cheese frosting is great.



See, at my Costco, the pizza isn't bad, but they cook the chicken bakes until you could break a tooth on them. I usually get a couple dogs.

the new costco near me has decent everything, but I notice its food court is staffed by white people and asians.

I miss the old chicken bakes from the early 00s. They had green onions, more bacon, and it just tasted like a savory hug. Even the frozen chicken bakes were kino.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

See, at my Costco, the pizza isn't bad, but they cook the chicken bakes until you could break a tooth on them. I usually get a couple dogs.

I have never been as racist as I've been since I've lived in the south and every fast food place is staffed 100% by black people.

I always used to wonder why people hated fast food so much. Not any more.

 

[souschef]

I have never been as racist as I've been since I've lived in the south and every fast food place is staffed 100% by black people.

I always used to wonder why people hated fast food so much. Not any more.

It's cheap food and they can't cook, that's why blacks are fat

 

[Statix_Shark]

Fuck peanut butter
Fuck pork in general (inb4 muslim)
Fuck Cheetos
Fuck Dr. Pepper
Fuck cream soda
Fuck tomatoes
Fuck relish
Fuck pepperoncinos
Fuck pomegranates
Fuck fish in general
Fuck beer
& Fuck wine

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

I don't really like cheese The texture puts me off. I'll eat it as part of other dishes but if it's really prominent I'm put off.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

White chocolate is good. Fuck your "it's not real chocolate" snobbery, I don't care if it's "real chocolate", it's still tasty.

I have an appreciation for it because my grandma is allergic to chocolate. It's the closest she can get to actual chocolate.

 

[Clovis]

Guacamole - just guacamole alone - is a perfectly acceptable sandwich filling.

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

I have an appreciation for it because my grandma is allergic to chocolate. It's the closest she can get to actual chocolate.

Given that it's a pretty common chocolate substitute, I assume she's tried carob and found it wanting. If she hasn't recently (and isn't also allergic to it as well), it might be worth a try.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Guacamole - just guacamole alone - is a perfectly acceptable sandwich filling.

Guacamole is unacceptable as anything.

 

[Shek$il]

Cream cheese in sushi is retard mode.

A calzone is retard mode. Get yourself a stromboli instead of a giant air pocket.

The only meat that belongs in pasta is the braciola, meatball, or sausage sitting in the sauce while it cooks. A "meat sauce" is unbecoming.

Vegetable lasagna is superior to meat lasagna.

You're a homosexual if you think Velveeta slices aren't the ideal choice for a good American burger.

You're a retarded homosexual if you throw any of the following cheeses on your burger:
Swiss
Pepper Jack
Blue Cheese
Cheddar
Muenster

Taco Bell does not "give the epic shits"; you just eat so little lettuce and produce your bowels rupture when a couple of greens and tomatoes reach your stomach you FAT FUCK.

 

[FieldPiece]

I hate runny eggs, or frankly eggs that aren't borderline burnt. I don't know how people eat them runny, they have the texture of snot. Same goes for boiled eggs which taste like a fart.

Ceviche is better than sushi.

Chipotle fucking sucks.

 

[Jalal-Ibn-Jalal]

Domino's Pizza is overrated. I'd rather eat Little Caesars. They have better meat and sauces.

 

[Cthulus Nutsack]

Italian cuisine in italy is overrated and kinda boring after awhile. Italian- American is better bc they aren't afraid to change things up a little bit. Also the cheese quality and selection is just as good as anything in europe

 

[BigBadBastich]

Not one directed towards food itself but restaurants: most of them don’t know how to cook specific cuts of steak or even know the difference between them. Which is why ultimately you should cook your own.

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

Severe autism is a prerequisite to enjoy liquorice, hence its popularity in the Netherlands and Finland.

 

[Larry Poster]

Severe autism is a prerequisite to enjoy liquorice, hence its popularity in the Netherlands and Finland.

I like the australian licorice. The salty stuff and american shit aint that great.

 

[InspectorJappOfficial]

Severe autism is a prerequisite to enjoy liquorice, hence its popularity in the Netherlands and Finland.

Hey! I love licorice, and I'll have you know that my autism is relatively mild!

Related: anise is an incredible flavor, and can and should be used in a much wider variety of things. My wife baked some anise-flavored bread recently, and it was incredible.

 

[The Wise Shaman]

Liquors are the best alcoholic drinks, and they're better than beer in every measurable way.

Milk coffee is the best coffee. If you don't add anything extra to your coffee, you should make it as strong as possible (like an espresso), no exemptions. Making an americano is a crime against coffee.

Raw tomatoes have an oppressively strong flavor and thus are not a good ingredient for salads or for sandwiches/hamburgers.

Lemon-flavored ice cream is genuinely underrated. It synergizes well with every other flavor.

If you want to lose some weight, fasting is always going to be better than regular diets. Being hungry becomes way more tolerable after a few hours when fasting, while a regular diet keeps you uncomfortably hungry all the time.

 

[WhyRead]

Turkey bacon is better than normal bacon.
Garlic isn't that good actually, it's onion that is truly essential.
Cheese usually sucks unless it's nice expensive cheese.
People over rely on oil for cooking and think the food is good when it's 90% oil.