💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Retink Retunk]

New information??? He was doing deep commentary on this chat:

Kayla cucks him with another mans penis, and Nick cucks her with tiny plastic toy soldiers. They are not the same.

 

[keke]

I really think the "worst day ever" was Nick finding out about her affair(s)

I have no fucking idea why people still think his worst day would be something to do with Kayla, yk as if he was a normal person and not a swinger/cuck/drug addict/narcissist/self-declared porn addict. He would be thrilled if she cheated of her own volition. He could hold that over her forever and get another crack nanny.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I hope one day, the Rekieta kids—grown, jaded, fresh out of psychology with John Money’s ideological heir (handpicked via dad’s Quora deepdives)—pull up dear dad’s old Twitter account, find this tweet, and finally understand:

Parental alienation isn't a tragedy, it's an escape plan.

 

[Folgers Can]

After an exceptionally subdued response to what Nick believed was going to be a "dead to rights" felony plea and ignoring Fatrick MAPton's texts to go on his show for reaction quote, Nick appears to have re-discovered his stride with his usual armchair psychology.
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He has now rapidly backtracked, a slap on the wrist and the cost of a 1 KNU (equal to 50 US Dollars) now satisfies him.

Wait a minute, wasn't that the exact same response that was being thrown back at his fans claiming that his child endangerment count was "dropped" for being utterly without merit, as opposed to it having simply fallen by the wayside in the course of horse-trading to get him to make a plea? Self-awareness off the charts with this fucking guy.

From Melton's stream


But instead of commenting on "deets", this ends up his last message for the day

Here's another beauty:



Joke's on you, Kiwifags, he was only pretending to be a colossal faggot! Indeed, constantly having and expressing sexual thoughts about men technically doesn't count as gay so long as you only point out how WEIRD and FUNNY it is that you look but don't touch, just like how repeatedly letting another man fuck your wife technically doesn't count as cuckoldry so long as you aren't fetishistically "into it." Checkmate, prudes!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Wait a minute, wasn't that the exact same response that was being thrown back at his fans claiming that his child endangerment count was "dropped" for being utterly without merit, as opposed to it having simply fallen by the wayside in the course of horse-trading to get him to make a plea? Self-awareness off the charts with this fucking guy.

Nick trying to rewrite the same story for the 27th time within 12 months.
The faggot cannot stick to a single lie.

 

[Vibralldo]

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I hope one day, the Rekieta kids—grown, jaded, fresh out of psychology with John Money’s ideological heir (handpicked via dad’s Quora deepdives)—pull up dear dad’s old Twitter account, find this tweet, and finally understand:

Parental alienation isn't a tragedy, it's an escape plan.

He's so hateable. "Damn government taking the drugs I was dosing my kid with away!"

 

[Maraschino]

I'm not a psychologist, but it seems to me that Nick gets off on making people uncomfortable, possibly because of his ODD or whatever it is

I'm fairly sure he's just outright said he loves to do this, because he's a massive asshole.

He loves the idea of overriding someone else's boundaries and imposing his will on them, same as how he loves to talk about his degenerate sex life.

He acts like a sex predator. Non-zero chance he's had some compromising conversations with his female fans who've yet to come out and detail what weird shit he's talked about with them, but don't want to, because they're afraid of the backlash from his fans. Legal Mindset mentioned a while back that several women he knows have told him privately that Nick has had extended (as in, hours-long) conversations with them, disregarding that they're either in relationships with boyfriends, or are married, and their partners have had questions as to why Nick is acting like a fucking weirdo.

It's probably similar to how a kid gets giddy when he sneaks a bite of cake when a parent tells them they can't except he's a 45 year old man making Kyle Rittenhouse uncomfortable by talking about futas.

I'd honestly prefer he asks people like Rittenhouse cringe meme questions about futanaris having balls or no balls. Because the alternative really stupid fucking thing he could've done was ask Rittenhouse questions that could severely impact him legally down the road (Like asking him how it felt to kill someone, while people were trying to sue him civilly), which he knew could and would happen, but did anyways, because he has no respect for anyone's boundaries.

Oh wait, he did fucking do exactly that.

When he says he doesn't keep secrets as if he's suddenly respecting the feelings of others, he's lying. He lies as easily as breathes, when his mouth isn't full of cocks he's deepthroating to completion.

Why self destruct your own life for no reason when you could just toss Kayla aside, especially since he brags about how he has a good prenup or whatever.

He won't divorce Kayla (yet) because he doesn't have a prenup, and probably pressure from his parents to not do it. On more than one stream, Nick said in the event of a divorce, it'd be incredibly difficult for one side to completely fuck the other.

I actually wonder if Nick's parents threatened to completely turn off trust fund disbursements for him in the event he does divorce her, or at least have arrangements made so any trust fund disbursements his family would've receive would go completely to the grandchildren (and probably Kayla) and nothing for him, meaning he'd have to *gasp* work for a living like the people he looks down on. It'd be like rewarding the enemy, and Nick's enemy is anyone who tells him no or stops him from doing whatever he wants.

Being told you can't actually just leave your wife and kids behind to do drugs and fuck random women who aren't your wife, and you'll have to work for a living, is basically the same as telling him to kill himself, if you're someone as lazy and pathetic as Nick. He'd rather die, or at the very least (according to Aaron) mimic pointing a finger gun into your mouth and pulling the trigger. How fucking pathetic.

 

[Captain Manning]

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I'm calling it now: This is projection. Keanu is more than likely right that April is gone because of abusive behavior on his part.

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"You know he plead guilty and is being convicted, right?"


You know so are you, right Nick? Except Aaron is getting nicked with a bullshit misdemeanor he has to pay a $50 fine on, whereas you are going down for a far more serious felony that will net you years of probation. Which, of course, you WILL fuck up on because you are a chronic fuckup. We're just waiting for it. And so is the prosecutor and cops.

But that can't be, can it? Because Aaron was totally gonna go down for felony revenge porn, whereas you were totally gonna skate on everything because Cog put a watermark on a video. Right?

Tough break. Sometimes life doesn't work the way you want, Balldofag.

He has now rapidly backtracked, a slap on the wrist and the cost of a 1 KNU (equal to 50 US Dollars) now satisfies him. That evil Aaron Imholte truly paid for his transgressions! The Qover, Avenged!

What else can he do but pretend this is a grand victory for him?

I have no fucking idea why people still think his worst day would be something to do with Kayla,

I have no idea why anybody CARES what his "worst day" is. That has been one of the longest running persistent questions in this thread, and I always thought it was stupid.

What was his worst day? Possibly when that teacher took his Transformers toy and he couldn't pleasure his prostate for a while by shoving it up his FAGGOT ASS.

There you go. How 'bout that? Will you all buy that?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He took a lower case l in the legal sense.
But he scored an upper case W over Nick.

Fixed for clarity.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick certainly has a type. Allegedly.

His type is HIV+.

I have no idea why anybody CARES what his "worst day" is.

Because it's the day his daughter OD'd on massive amounts of cocaine and he refused to get her medical assistance because he was afraid of getting arrested.

 

[BathTubShine]

Nick certainly has a type. Allegedly.

His type is clearly Bacterial vaginosis...
No cap, sadly.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I'm calling it now: This is projection. Keanu is more than likely right that April is gone because of abusive behavior on his part.

So was april on twitter just her having stockholm retardation or was that really nick larping like a faggot?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

So was april on twitter just her having stockholm retardation or was that really nick larping like a faggot?

She was obviously trying to make Rekieta choose her over Kayla, emphasizing how "FUN" she is. Now that she got kicked out of the Balldobunker, she may reconsider everything as abusive—many such cases.

 

[TherapyMan]

She was obviously trying to make Rekieta choose her over Kayla, emphasizing how "FUN" she is. Now that she got kicked out of the Balldobunker, she may reconsider everything as abusive—many such cases.

Monkey branching from April notwithstanding, I would suspect she has some crazy stories about how Nick's tactics to hold the polycule together.

 

[Sloppa]

Meme's stream this morning was fun. It was largely his normal amusing retelling of everything on this thread, and Aaron's.

It starts with coverage of Aaron's plea, intermission for Asian blather, then goes back to Nick at 46:10.

New information??? He was doing deep commentary on this chat:
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At 48:40 Meme discusses Kayla disappearing for 7-8 hours at a time. It seems that Meme is recalling memories of Nick's stories. Meme is a long-time former fan. He says, "She absolutely did cheat on him. Even before. Even before." I believe him, and vaguely recall similar stories from Nick. (This will surprise absolutely nobody. I just found it interesting.)

Josh was right, Teh Entity known as "Balldo" requires human attention as a delicate daisy requires Sunlight. "It" gets off on any kind of attention. "Its" a fiend this way. The Wallrus howls of PPP have made me reconsider my secular Worldview, Charms on the neck, Charms on the scrotum?

Rekieta will become this in 1-9 months if the Balldo is not excised:

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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After an exceptionally subdued response to what Nick believed was going to be a "dead to rights" felony plea and ignoring Fatrick MAPton's texts to go on his show for reaction quote, Nick appears to have re-discovered his stride with his usual armchair psychology.
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He has now rapidly backtracked, a slap on the wrist and the cost of a 1 KNU (equal to 50 US Dollars) now satisfies him. That evil Aaron Imholte truly paid for his transgressions! The Qover, Avenged!

Jaywalking carries a bigger penalty than distributing illegal nudes of Nick Rekeita's wife. Sex crime my ass. Even Law Enforcement has acknowledged his wife is a whore.

 

[Shark_ Sapiens_0001]

When we were kids, my parents would send us to church. They did it because it was the only time they got to stay in bed and fuck. I never knew either of them go voluntarily themselves. So I'm assuming church serves a similar function for Nick and Kayla Rekieta. The weekends must be swinging/drugging time.

That said, I do feel sorry for those poor fucking kids. How embarrassing must it be to keep having to go along to the church that turned your family into the cops for their swinging and their drug consumption? Even if the parishoners don't actually look down on the kids, they must surely pity them. How shit must it be to show up, week in, week out to church services where everybody pities you because Mom and Dad are the parish degenerates?

He's such a colossal fuck up and appears to be a hopeless narcissist. I wonder if he can actually process what shame feels like at this point. He's found almost every way to deflect and blame it on every external source.

He probably felt some anger and momentary embarrassment with the initial arrest and booking, but I'd bet the farm that he immediately pulled himself together by blaming everybody else in record time.

 

[Melty Butter]

So was april on twitter just her having stockholm retardation or was that really nick larping like a faggot?

We'll probably never know. I will say this:

I recently found myself in the early November archives of the thread and reread most of "April's" tweets.

Focusing on Kayla's family, we now know...

> Dan posted on FB on 10/21 pleading with Kayla to leave Nick
> A few days later, April revealed on IG that she was in the 2nd house
> A day later, Dan got into a fender bender in the county where April's parents live
> Nick then did some rather ill-advised Locals streams at the very end of October
> Early November, about a week later, Nick and April start insanely sexting on Twitter

I believe they were next to each other for many of the exchanges, high as fuck, probably on whippets. Plenty of her texts don't sound remotely like April, but plenty do. Many of those exchanges were on a weekend when Dan and Shari probably had the kids. I assume Nick and April had free rein to do whatever they wanted.

I've also pondered whether Kayla may have gone into inpatient rehab around this time. I believe she was absent for about a month, but I haven't fact-checked myself so don't hold me to it. That would explain Dan's alarm if April and Nick were carrying on as Kayla was trying to get clean.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I'm not a psychologist, but it seems to me that Nick gets off on making people uncomfortable, possibly because of his ODD or whatever it is

He loves the idea of overriding someone else's boundaries and imposing his will on them, same as how he loves to talk about his degenerate sex life. It's probably similar to how a kid gets giddy when he sneaks a bite of cake when a parent tells them they can't except he's a 45 year old man making Kyle Rittenhouse uncomfortable by talking about futas.

Nick mistakes being a complete NERD with being edgy cool. He thinks everyone is just so prudishly scandalized, but [finally, thank God], "everyone" just realizes he's a dumb dork.

"Vanilla" as a synonym for "boring" is a pet peeve of mine. It also shows utter tastelessness. Vanilla is the second most expensive spice in the world for a reason (saffron is the first).

It's not inherently a pejorative term.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I have no idea why anybody CARES what his "worst day" is. That has been one of the longest running persistent questions in this thread, and I always thought it was stupid.

What was his worst day? Possibly when that teacher took his Transformers toy and he couldn't pleasure his prostate for a while by shoving it up his FAGGOT ASS.

There you go. How 'bout that? Will you all buy that?

El Capitan Manning it sounds like you might be having a little bit of a MATI moment perhaps a melty if you will. Enjoy time with your family this weekend and recharge your hate batteries.