DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Obviously his best option is to turn in the Switch and save the money for the coming storm.
But he'd never do that, will he. He's happy to put in much more effort to not working than he would at a real job. As long as he get's those lazy mans view dollars!
This guy's ben given so many chances in life it's insane (and fucking sad)!
 
The image of her beating the shit out of Phil is hilarious, but even being a gouty lame fat greaseball I still wouldn't put my money on her in an actual rage fueled fight. Testosterone is no joke when it comes to an advantage in punching things, and I could see the years of impotence leaving a lot of pent up resentment in him waiting to be vented.

But I also think Phil's too much of a chickenshit to actually beat on her, probably just throw something at her from behind and then walk out of the room while she's confused as to what just happened.

He would be too much of a pussy to actually beat anyone in RL

He likes to act tough behind the screen but mark my word for it: he would piss his pants if he someone would genuinely come over to beat the shit out of him

With that said I would be willing to plunk down money for a livestream fist to fist fight between Phil and some of those people he was so quick to insult in Injustice/Street Fighter.
 
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These edits of his begging vlogs are great:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bowWbxbHezE
Pretty accurate, too.


DSPositivity, dood! #buggedlifemechanics

-DSP claims he doesnt eat garbage everyday-looks at the Instagram page of Phil: yeaaaaaaaah, suure

And that famous back injury he supposedly claims to be there and how he cannot pay for it, because nevermind all those statues could cover an eventual surgery, nope.

If I were a teacher, I would literally take some of these videos to my students just to show what happens when you drop out of education and you jump on what is basically an economical bubble. He reminds me very much of Derek Smart: full of ego, being so egocentrical and thinking that anybody who criticise him is an evil detractor/troll.

What boils my blood is: so many people would be more than thankful to have this much possibilities, yet DSP being himself, he takes a dump on everyone who ever supported his sorry ass, this being friends and relatives alike and then he wonders why less and less people are supporting him.

The hole he dug himself over all these years is burying him more and more at this point. And Im highly doubtful that most partnership companies would be willing to do business with him knowing how even Machnimia, one of the worst youtube partnership service had enough of him. Theres only so much time one can go around violating basic NDA agreements, shitting on a company that essentially helps you with your "business" before they get fed up and show you the door and I wouldnt be surprised if word would spread fast among these about who NOT to accept.
 
I'm surprised he's even playing Nintendo games still, when without a company Nintendo will steal all his advertising shekels.

This is why his Switch "bricked". He isn't going to be able to get a new one tomorrow, I bet because it didn't fucking break in the first place and he's going to claim that "well they're SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE ACK ACK ACK" and then he'll play shit he can get them ducats from.
 
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also, forgot to mention this:
"I can't record anymore. I have to end the stream. I'll just have to play offline. Idk what to fucking do!"
"Ending stream. I can't do this anymore. Can't deal with OBS being a piece of garbage."
"I'll never be able to record at 1080p again. It'll always have to be 720p now."

Holy fuck this is glorious. So much shit happening at once.
 
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also, forgot to mention this:
"I can't record anymore. I have to end the stream. I'll just have to play offline. Idk what to fucking do!"
"Ending stream. I can't do this anymore. Can't deal with OBS being a piece of garbage."
"I'll never be able to record at 1080p again. It'll always have to be 720p now."

Holy fuck this is glorious. So much shit happening at once.

So not only has he (supposedly) bricked his Switch, now OBS has started crapping out (apparently he's also lost hours of video footage from his latest schtreem because of it)

Is Phil just some unholy entity that ruins all the electronics around him through his presence alone?
 
So not only has he (supposedly) bricked his Switch, now OBS has started crapping out (apparently he's also lost hours of video footage from his latest schtreem because of it)

Is Phil just some unholy entity that ruins all the electronics around him through his presence alone?

I think it all started when he raged while playing Madden 12' and the game locked up, making him smack the console.
 
D. Davidson did a summary of the last days, from Feb. 23 all the way to March 3rd, when Phil got fired by Machinima.

 
He moved to Seattle to make a new start, to live a adult life... that set up looks exactly like in CT, a dusty health hazard. He blames Leannas cold because he goes around and coughs while the obvious reason is right infront of him as he "works".


Phil literally has the mindset of a child, trapped in a greasy fatty adult human body
 
Phil literally has the mindset of a child, trapped in a greasy fatty adult human body
One of the reasons he gives that he can't stream more or edit his videos is that he cleans around the house, looking at his house tour this christmas shows that he doesn't even do it when he is going to show his home to people.
 
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"I can't record anymore. I have to end the stream. I'll just have to play offline. Idk what to fucking do!"
"Ending stream. I can't do this anymore. Can't deal with OBS being a piece of garbage."
"I'll never be able to record at 1080p again. It'll always have to be 720p now."

Holy fuck this is glorious. So much shit happening at once.
I'd say it's time for him to either sink or swim, but given that fat has a harder time sinking it's more like "float uselessly or swim."

this is leanna making him dinner:
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also, forgot to mention this:
"I can't record anymore. I have to end the stream. I'll just have to play offline. Idk what to fucking do!"
"Ending stream. I can't do this anymore. Can't deal with OBS being a piece of garbage."
"I'll never be able to record at 1080p again. It'll always have to be 720p now."

Holy fuck this is glorious. So much shit happening at once.
This disgusting prick licked the cart and wants to return it?

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This motherfucker talks shit about Machinima after being shit canned. "Does anyone talk about them anymore?" Kek, fuck you Phil, you are a laughing stock in the industry and you have the balls to talk about a former partner? Cant say I'm shocked, honestly. Look what he did to John Rambo and the others from Project 7. I love how he acts like he is some bigshot wow, he really is a peice of garbage. Sucking their cock for 6 years and now that they saw the light and dropped him, now only now he sees "the light". Fuck off, Phil. Nobody will take you on when you run your mouth and talk shit and burn every bridge you cross.
 
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