🍗 Deathfat Virgie Tovar - #losehatenotweight HAES, BoPo Snake Oil Salesman. Fat AF.

[sadrefrigerator]

I know LA is a hellscape and has a HUGE homeless problem, but is it the same for San Francisco? I bet folks are superhappy that instead of putting money in fixing actual problems they hired Virgie to make sure fatties don't get butthurt.

La county is several times larger than SF, so it has a bigger homeless problem just by numbers. There are places where the tents stretch for miles.

However SF homeless population is a lot more brazen. You have a higher chance have a bad interaction with a SF hobo. SF is more leftist than LA. A majority of the population don't see homeless as a problem, rather a point of pride. They would more likely protest camping laws than wasting money on homeless.

 

[Poopfart]

My first exposure to Virgie was the cake video; it was somehow recommended so I watched it.

Call me utterly stupid but I honestly thought it was a comedy routine and considering the then emphasis on wokeness, I found it rather funny.

It was in trying to find other ‘skits’ she might have online that I realized she was dead serious. And that made it even funnier.

In all my years of work and school communal cake sharing, I don’t EVER remember anyone asking for a smaller piece of cake while moralizing about the size of slices. Some have, (when asked), mentioned they’re watching their weight but no one has been a snot about it.

Typically, the cake slicer asks how big a piece the person in line wants. As to ‘added labor’ in cutting a smaller slice, would it be as exhausting to cut a bigger than normal piece?

Someone asking for a smaller slice of cake was Virgie’s villain origin story. Everything she touches becomes a fucking joke.

I wonder if she would be as successful as she is now if she wasn’t so fucking ugly she looks disfigured.

God damn I have never seen anyone as ugly as her, it’s kind of fascinating in the way a bloated corpse is.

 

[The Hardest R]

God damn I have never seen anyone as ugly as her, it’s kind of fascinating in the way a bloated corpse is.

The best way to describe her is aggressively ugly.

However SF homeless population is a lot more brazen. You have a higher chance have a bad interaction with a SF hobo.

I concur. I once witnessed a couple blocks away from part of the UC Berkeley campus an almost naked nigger bum lackadaisically wandering around, clearly high or drunk as fuck. Right next to him was a BMW X7 SUV. Bums are just part of the local fauna there. While Berkeley is not in SF proper, it’s close enough for my tastes.

 

[Justanotherguy]

God help the poor bastards. No one will ever give them a large piece of cake again.

 

[Crab Latte]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LqIPin57yz8God help the poor bastards. No one will ever give them a large piece of cake again.

I watched this yesterday after it popped up in my feed and I was stunned that the 'Department of Health' position thing wasn't purely a joke. Who in their right fucking mind would look at this Gorg and say "we should model xir behavior"

Spoiler: Gorgs

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Atleaest know this. If Tovar with her shitty personality, extremely unattractive face and super flabby body can find her special someone, so can you.

 

[Trombonista]

I once witnessed a couple blocks away from part of the UC Berkeley campus an almost naked nigger bum lackadaisically wandering around, clearly high or drunk as fuck. Right next to him was a BMW X7 SUV.

I highly doubt that BMW was his.

 

[PropaGONDA]

Imagine listening to someone that looks like this in middle age on anything related to health.
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Also, OP really tagged this thread "id do her tbh". That's one sick individual.

Late to the thread but this picture immediately reminded me of Danny DeVito (no disrespect to him lmao)

 

[Dork Of Ages]

A lurker friend wanted me to post this lmao, discord for some reason corrupted it like this when i uploaded a pic when we were discussing her

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

A lurker friend wanted me to post this lmao, discord for some reason corrupted it like this when i uploaded a pic when we were discussing her
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That is a sleep paralysis demon. Or some unnamed Lovecraftian horror.

 

[Angry New Ager]

A lurker friend wanted me to post this lmao, discord for some reason corrupted it like this when i uploaded a pic when we were discussing her
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Proof that vertical stripes aren't always slimming.

 

[Justanotherguy]

Lol, can't hide that ugly.

 

[sperginity]

I know LA is a hellscape and has a HUGE homeless problem, but is it the same for San Francisco? I bet folks are superhappy that instead of putting money in fixing actual problems they hired Virgie to make sure fatties don't get butthurt.

"solving homelessness" is a jobs program for fat retards like virgie, and if they ever actually solved anything they would be unemployed. the monetary incentive is to make it worse by attracting more homeless people. it is very easy to do, just give out money/tents/whatever and don't let the cops arrest them unless they kill somebody

 

[Poopfart]

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Lol, can't hide that ugly.

It is truly one of the wonders of the world how ugly she is. She’s not even as fat as most other bopo morons but her face is just so ugly it makes her seem just as fat. How does her husband kiss her???

 

[Plus Size Polka]

It is truly one of the wonders of the world how ugly she is. She’s not even as fat as most other bopo morons but her face is just so ugly it makes her seem just as fat. How does her husband kiss her???

He has to be a feeder. Watching her drive for three hours just for gas station doughnuts gives him a boner.

 

[Justanotherguy]

It is truly one of the wonders of the world how ugly she is. She’s not even as fat as most other bopo morons but her face is just so ugly it makes her seem just as fat. How does her husband kiss her???

He's probably gay, fantasizing about the balls where her chin should be:

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

She doesn't like Ozempic. It's erasing fat people.

 

[Otterly]

It’s not extreme food reduction. Its normalisation.
Do they ever reflect on how they got a size that requires ‘extreme food reduction’ to simply not die ?

 

[Clotso Coof]

She doesn't like Ozempic. It's erasing fat people.

"Medically starved"
That's one of the funniest HAES and/or social activist phrases I've heard. It's right up there with "minoritized faces" (black people in advertisements that are allegedly racistly-decorative or whatever)

 

[Digital Thunder]

She's just mad there isn't an equivalent "miracle" medicine that could fix that mug and her weight.