💰 Grifter Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions / "pedo_troll" - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votos: 369 4.6%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votos: 7,613 95.4%

  • Total de votantes
    7,982
Personally, I'm glad Ethan is coming to the light. And in a lot of instances you shouldn't feed the trolls.
I'm really not seeing him coming to the light. He's not abandoning his position that conservatives are all satanhitler, he's just saying leftists who attack him for condemning Hamas are also satanhitler. If he does something drastic like expressing genuine remorse for saying Ben Shapiro should go in the oven, then maybe it'll start looking that way.
 
I'm really not seeing him coming to the light. He's not abandoning his position that conservatives are all satanhitler, he's just saying leftists who attack him for condemning Hamas are also satanhitler. If he does something drastic like expressing genuine remorse for saying Ben Shapiro should go in the oven, then maybe it'll start looking that way.
I don't really know if he should express remorse for the Shapiro thing because Shapiro is also a slimy jew, just instead of being a commie, socialist, or liberal he skinwalks as a conservative patriot while blatantly serving Israel first and foremost.
 
I would agree normally, but Its hard to be principled against one of the slimiest unprincipled humans on this planet
Well then have the slightest trace of fucking decency and realize chucking kids into the foster system is as cruel as chucking them into a goddamn meat grinder.
In actuality Ethan Klein is a drug addict who continues to choose drugs over his family. It doesn’t surprise me that somebody called CPS on him and I’m sympathetic to his wife and kids but not to him.
And if it's true it'll happen organically. Retards are already calling. But if anything is likely to make it LESS likely it's being contacted by a horde of autismos who will simply convince them the asshole is being harassed by a bunch of stalking weirdoes.
Yeah but he isn't unique. If you think he is the first content creator getting fucked with via CPS, you're naive.
We've even had another one here, Rekieta, and even had a dipshit calling CPS on him based on Internet hearsay (the tard was banned). What got CPS actually involved was people in his actual life, mandatory reporters, who saw his behavior firsthand, followed by CPS actually watching one of his streams where he was totally out of hand on cocaine.

He was raided a couple days later. Not because Internet idiots bombarded them with nonsense, but because real life teachers, clergy, and parishioners at his church saw what he was doing.
 
it's insane that badempanada doesn't have a thread yet, this guy has a lot of material
Since nobody's working on a thread on him, I'm actually considering putting together an OP on BadEmpanada. Unless someone's already working on it. If you want to send me archives or info on him, feel free.
 
i haven't checked in on this nigga a while and he looks like a fucking skin walker. bro was fat as shit for a long time wasn't he? he looks pale and sick
He lost weight with Ozempic which just suppresses appetite. If you don't exercise while losing weight you'll lose muscle mass along with fat which is why people who are lazy and just use Ozempic to starve themselves tend to look ghoulish.
 
He lost weight with Ozempic which just suppresses appetite. If you don't exercise while losing weight you'll lose muscle mass along with fat which is why people who are lazy and just use Ozempic to starve themselves tend to look ghoulish.
iirc even without using shortcuts like Ozempic or liposuction, people tend to look ghoulish because your body will react to a decrease in nutrition even if the resulting decrease is still well within healthy levels. The body gets used to whatever norms you set for it so long as it's above the bare minimum, almost no matter how far above said minimum you go. Exercise and eating good food (which is a statistically-improbable thing in the USA) helps with it a lot, but cutting diet sodas out will help a ton due to how artificial sweeteners, despite having no calories, still has the same effect of sugar, which disables the burning of fat. Legit if Ethan had just cut the soda out and stuck to a whole food diet, he wouldn't have needed Ozempic, but it's what you gotta turn to when most foods have way more sugar than anywhere close to necessary.
To be fair to Ozempic-users, nobody really knows the above fact about sugar and even fewer know about artificial sweeteners, what with many doctors themselves spreading misinformation about sugar not having a link to obesity or diabetes, etc. Hard to not be lazy when the supposed experts either refuse to provide accurate information, or they themselves do no research on their field of expertise and end up spreading bullshit themselves just as often as any redditor might.
 
Well then have the slightest trace of fucking decency and realize chucking kids into the foster system is as cruel as chucking them into a goddamn meat grinder.
Kids don't just go into the foster care system. It costs states a shitload of money to do that in comparison with just having a family member take them.

States hate having kids in foster care because unless it's a new born white kid, the child is going to be in the system until they age out at 18.
 
I don't really know if he should express remorse for the Shapiro thing because Shapiro is also a slimy jew, just instead of being a commie, socialist, or liberal he skinwalks as a conservative patriot while blatantly serving Israel first and foremost.
Something to the tune of "I regret saying someone should go into the oven over political differences" might just be a good way to distance himself from his current persona and reputation without abandoning his political positions. He would win back some respect from everyone except alt-righters and leftists with that move, and realistically the only way he wins back his leftist audiences is to bend the knee and say the Israeli concertgoers deserved to get blown to bits.
 
Not really. The best way I describe it is that things are flipped. So if you got ADHD, coffee acts as a depressant on you. But say a depressant like alcohol acts like an upper.

If you have ADHD, you can't get high Adderall. You'd literally just fall asleep if you tried to abuse it. The problem is that it got prescribed like candy and everyone under the sun was getting diagnosed with ADHD.
You can definitely get high on Adderall. It's like a manic state, kind of, I think. But I can confirm that ADHD when dosed correctly for me enables me to take naps or fall asleep. It's the result of my brain not going 5875734 MPH at everything, though, not being overprescribed.
 
Ethan and Hila still clearly haven't learned a thing. Check out their teddy fresh merch:
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Wow. For JUST $40 you too can have a t shirt that shows you're lock step in line with the democrat party and also are almost certainly getting cucked right now. What a steal.

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Nothing says fighting capitalism like buying a $40 t shirt you can make yourself with fabric markers and/or fabric paint, that's hating on the "clean energy" electric vehicle guy. Good one. Literally Satan. 9/10
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This one's ok, but a tad unoriginal. Maybe next time you could draw putin puppeting trump instead? Also elon looks more orange than trump here. 3/10
 
Since nobody's working on a thread on him, I'm actually considering putting together an OP on BadEmpanada. Unless someone's already working on it. If you want to send me archives or info on him, feel free.
I hear his name come up a lot when lefty gayops are being discussed so I'd appreciate a comprehensive thread going over all of the unhinged bullshit he's been behind.
 
Its very funny that snark pages have become what people think Kiwifarms is
I’ve noticed a small influx of mostly newer users who act like this forum is the site it’s made out to be by Dong Long Gone, journos, & their ilk. They post as if they are the living embodiment of edge, like its baby’s first rodeo posting what they really think online, so they go a little hog wild with it. I’m noticing some crossover of these newfags from the thread I first noticed them in (the Destiny thread) & ITT.

So, some of these idiots from various Reddit snark threads have started posting over here during the last year or so. I’d been seeing a pattern of behavior & style that was strange at first, but now it makes more sense. It’s always surrounding some bigger, lefty, streamer though, or someone more clued into progressive politics, & their ex-fans who become the snark Reddit tier alogs.
If you're not good at a-logging then tracking Bad Empanada is going to be impossible because it's impossible for someone who might actually be invested and practiced with it
That’s not what a-logging is. Hot tip, look up Anthony Logato,
I swear this thread has the largest ratio of retards. Fully convinced it’s full of pro-cow tipping Reddit snarkers.
There seems to be a pattern ITT , a strange correlation between how much you parrot blatantly false H3snark propaganda and how new your account is. I think I'm noticing again...
At a glance this thread has more Reddit snark refugees than the Destiny thread, which is saying a lot. Former fans learning how to shitpost can be really fuckin’ cringey but maybe some of these refugees will not get it twisted & even have some fun, sooner than later. At least they aren’t trying so hard to debate bro ITT, yet. It really starts to get old though when they trot out their nonsense & retard gay operations that they’re used to getting away with on their gay snark threads & then they get upset when called on their weird personal army bullshit they try to pull here. I actually saw someone calling the Tiny thread, “basically a snark thread” just last week.
 
@3MMA

Agree. I actually like Ethan. And it's annoying if I say anything in defense of anything no less than three posters will go feral quoting me. Not with counter points. Just feral rage lol. I think the more opposing views on a thread the better - unlike snarks who generally foster a "you're either with us or against us' echo chamber to see who can get the most cruel.
 
Ethan and Hila still clearly haven't learned a thing. Check out their teddy fresh merch:
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Wow. For JUST $40 you too can have a t shirt that shows you're lock step in line with the democrat party and also are almost certainly getting cucked right now. What a steal.

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Nothing says fighting capitalism like buying a $40 t shirt you can make yourself with fabric markers and/or fabric paint, that's hating on the "clean energy" electric vehicle guy. Good one. Literally Satan. 9/10
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This one's ok, but a tad unoriginal. Maybe next time you could draw putin puppeting trump instead? Also elon looks more orange than trump here. 3/10
Ethan is such an opportunistic pos. Hila too tbf.

Keep sucking up to that audience you swear is ruining your life fat fag.
 
Hasan's friends need to collectively neckrope. I've never seen a more obnoxious group of dickriders surrounding such a mediocre human being in my life.

Denims is such a stupid fucking bitch. She's an Onlyfans whore whose only attachment to the Arab identity is grandstanding over Palestine, a conflict that neither her nor Hasan nor any of his other orbiters cared about until October 7th. No one watches her content to hear her deep thoughts or opinions on anything, she solely exists to be the most fuckable out of any of the other members of Hasan's waiting room crew and funnel more horny virgin teenaged boys into paying for her nudes.
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Her viewcount would drop by at least 90% if she stopped wearing lowcut shirts.

Frogan is a fat, dumb pig-faced bitch who's only famous for crying, stuffing her face and being the only fat hijabi on Twitch. She is the Arab equivalent of Chantal, except, despite both of them being fat obnoxious crying trainwrecks who larp as muslims, Chantal actually gained her audience by being so-hateable-it's-funny by herself, unlike Frogan, who is only well known because she orbits Hasan.
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Despite how smug she tries to act, she really was deeply hurt by Ethan unfollowing her for celebrating the kidnappings, murders and rapes of thousands of Jews on Oct 7th.
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Much like every other short-sighted leftist, she spent the entirety of October 7th smugly basking in the kidnappings, murders and rapes of thousands of innocent Jewish civilians, only to start crying "GENOCIIIDE FREE FREE PALESTINE GENOCIDEEEEEEE THIS IS THE NEW HOLOCAUST" once the IDF, the region's strongest military force, started retaliating for the next two years.

She was really desperate to get him to follow her back, to the point where she spammed his chat with shit like "ETHAN I'LL SUPPORT THE IDF REFOLLOW ME"
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Ethan told her to fuck off, so since then she has waged her own proverbial jihad against him, taking as many potshots at him as possible because of her one-sided grudge, trying to prove that Ethan is a heckin islamophobe.
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MikeFromPA is a complete and utter faggot with no actual beliefs. He's a "reformed Republican", who ran for office as a Republican to try and beat a guy who unseated his Republican mom, switched to Democrat solely to keep himself in the race against the guy who actually won the nomination (and beat his mom), lost, and now larps as a leftist commie because he wanted to get some pussy from another fugly bug-eyed Arab leftist streamer: Kirachats/BadBunny. He to do so failed spectacularly on camera twice, which resulted in him punching the vacant couch she was on to vent his virgin rage. This utter cuck faggot paid for this bitch's drinks, food, Uber rides, EVERYTHING and still didn't get to lay pipe, he couldn't even touch her shoulder without her getting mad.
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I think one of the reasons why he hates Destiny so much is because he got to bang both BadBunny and Denims (iirc), while he hasn't. He's the most pathetic out of all of Hasan's dingleberries because Hasan barely even gives his ass any attention, at least Frogan got to be a mod in his chat. The most attention Hasan ever gave Mike was when he made fun of him for getting tricked by Project Veritas and allowing them to ambush AOC at some socialist event.

If you ever feel like a loser, use these three as a reminder that you will never be as genuinely worthless to humanity as they are.
 
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