ITT: You are forced to go to India - Trapped in India

[PS2 Nishiki]

Scenario:
You are forced to go to India for reasons unknown, what three things do you bring with you? Think of it as being stranded on an island - but instead of an being stranded on an island, you're trapped with Indians.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

suicide

eZ

1. toilet paper
2. soap
3. toothpaste

 

[neger psykolog]

You are forced to go to India for reasons unknown, what three things do you bring with you? Think of it as being stranded on an island - but instead of an being stranded on an island, you're trapped with Indians.

Just my phone and normal stuff, and then go stay at a 5 star hotel that is isolated from the reality of India and never leave the premises for the duration of my stay. Maybe I'll do some yoga and wellness classes, get a massage and order some nice indian food for room service.

You should've made it a bit harder.

 

[FamicomGorby]

nice indian food for room service.

Lol, as if.

The answer is a bunch of these life straw water filters. They're rated for 1000 gallons, but I think Indian water might do em in a bit quicker.

 

[neger psykolog]

Lol, as if.

The answer is a bunch of these life straw water filters. They're rated for 1000 gallons, but I think Indian water might do em in a bit quicker.

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Yeah I'm sure a hotel like this won't serve amazing food and have bottled water that is safe to drink:

 

[Demetrius I of Bactria]

As a wise man once said

Yeah I'm sure a hotel like this won't serve amazing food and have bottled water that is safe to drink:

Your food is being prepped and cooked by pajeets, so you still need to be cautious.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I'll kill myself.

 

[Calandrino]

1) white privilege
2) colonialism
3) institutional racism

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Soap, bottled water, and cigarettes. Unless I'm being sex-trafficked there, in which case replace the soap with baby oil.

 

[purpleflurp]

Suicide is far more painless than being surrounded by Mutahar.

 

[John Shedletsky]

1. M132 armored flamethrower w/ tons of fuel.
2. A map containing the locations of their biggest trash dumps.
3. 50 pounds of steak. Just to ward off the horde.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Two of the most powerful atomic bombs ever made and a remote trigger. I will bury them in the mounds of trash and shit and set them off at a safe distance. I would unironically rather live in a nuclear wasteland than modern India.

 

[Preacher ✝]

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3.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

1. Mighty armada of colonial vessels.
2. Large army to occupy India.
3. Public toilets.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

The answer is a bunch of these life straw water filters. They're rated for 1000 gallons, but I think Indian water might do em in a bit quicker.

The lifestraws are a meme from what I remember. Annoying to use and not going to cleanse Indian sewage water effectively.

I think your best bet is to find water condensing from a leaky A/C unit and just let it drip into your mouth.

https://www.quora.com/Is-waste-water-from-an-air-conditioner-safe-to-drink

 

[FamicomGorby]

The lifestraws are a meme from what I remember. Annoying to use and not going to cleanse Indian sewage water effectively.

I think your best bet is to find water condensing from a leaky A/C unit and just let it drip into your mouth.

https://www.quora.com/Is-waste-water-from-an-air-conditioner-safe-to-drink

I thought they worked but they're really just intended for a last ditch emergency, like being in India would be. Though I do remember reading about some people who decided to randomly move to the middle of the woods and got dysentery because they tried to used life straws as their main water source, but the freezing temperatures destroyed the filters in them.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

A couple thousand in us currency. It's not Venezuela but I'm sure the us dollar goes a long way there and could get me to a place with an actual toilet.
My first butchery set. I'm not eating Indian food and since It would a pain to haul a bunch of unparishables so I'll just take advantage of the plentiful cow population.
An ak 47. In case someone catches me eating a steak and tries to attack me saying it's there 42nd cousin rhadish who got hit by a train.

 

[Maxwell Carter]

A shit ton of money, water, and rope in case it gets extremely bad.

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

1: Pith Helmet

2: Webley

3: Sabre

my fourth would be a Bible or Cross

 

[Apteryx Retardi]

One of these, if Ruskies still make them.

Would obviously need some modifications. A couple of water cannons (loaded with industrial strength toilet cleaner) for armament. And an NBC (well mostly B) proofed cockpit. That first and foremost.