LGBT Chris's Newest Gal Pal Revealed

[Replicant Sasquatch]

MFW Chris is going on more dates than me

The solution is simple: embrace your Lesbian Female Soul.

 

[Asuka]

That status was posted on 2/10. Do we know anything about what happened at the movies yet?

 

[DuskEngine]

ITT: people who think Chris is some kind of predatory grope monster.

Chris is painfully awkward around women and sometimes acts awfully inappropriate towards them. Autism and a lifetime of engaging in children's activities like Pokemon leagues left him with awful social skills. Instances of him getting weird and touchy with girls are him misreading their relationship because he's fucking dumb. Not because he wants to manhandle every pair of titties he sees.

i hope chris gets killed by a sexual predator

 

[Mason Verger]

That status was posted on 2/10. Do we know anything about happened at the movies yet?

Batman defeated the joker.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

All she'd have to do is tell Chris she's looking for a strong man, and we'd be up to our necks in clown shirts and medallions again.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

Even if Chris doesn't touch her, I think Marvin mentioned that Chris is just plain uninteresting, at the same time uninterested in people. Yeah we should leave them alone so that we don't get blamed for what happens. Except by Docforbin. And Chris. And Docforbin will tweet about us to Sulu all day long.

 

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> Normie mentions going to see benign children's movie with CWC on 2/10, invites friends
> Two weeks pass, nothing else heard from CWC
> KF'ers automatically start assuming it's a new Gal-Pal Saga.

Y'all motherfuckers are painfully thirsty for some CWC content, ain't ya? Not being a moralfag, just saying you're winding yourselves up about stupid shit like you did with the hotwings. If we are going to be getting any content from this person, sure as shit ain't gonna happen if you start acting like speds right at the get-go.

Calm the fuck down and let CWC do his thing.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

MFW Chris is going on more dates than me

At least your dates are probably True and Honest versus autistic trolls who think it's some sort of trophy to spend more than 5 minutes around Chris and risk getting chained, bound and held hostage at 14BLC to inevitably be Stephanie Bustcakes's fuck slave.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

That status was posted on 2/10. Do we know anything about what happened at the movies yet?

I really wanna know about the date auction on the 9th.

 

[Boundless Emotion]

I really wanna know about the date auction on the 9th.

I don't think he ended up going to that and made some excuse like being sick.

 

[Dandelo]

Maybe Chris wont fuck it up. He might have a genuine friendship.

either Chris or someone will try to fuck things up.

 

[jawsome]

Spoiler: tfw you see Chris' life-style

 

[ShavedSheep]

Doesn't matter; she will not trib him.

 

[vittek]

Whatever the outcome of this is, I'm looking forward to it!

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Oh its great how we always get surprises on Christian Love Day!

Now, I expect there to be 0% chance any sort of trolling or anything comes of this. The Catherine Saga seemed to be so poorly received I guess trolling is officially 100% retired.

But like Harry Partridge said, the shit Chris does on his own is always pretty funny anyway.

Face it, Chris will always be there. And attempts to find a boyfriend-free girl to make into a sweetheart from the Ground-up to be the bearer of his God-Promised child Crystal wasn't going to go away.

 

[George Costanza]

I just hope her life isn't ruined like Megan's. It's not always an accomplishment to have a page dedicated to you on the cwcki.

Megans life isnt ruined ppl is srsly retarded and fucking stupid.
Like, even the wallflower ignored her thread here and Megan life has been good since Chris is out of it, the worst that can happen to this girl will be done by Chris not by some ween.

 

[MrTroll]

Guinness record holder!! Chris has caught a winner this time... oh wait... I just saw the category

She's written for Newsweek? Come on, Chris. You can do better. I'm sure there's some nice girl in buttfuck VA who has at least freelanced for The Washington Post or something.

 

[Deadpool]

It would have been hilarious if some handsome successful damn brute male took up her group invite. Then they hit it off, and spent the entire movie noisily making out right next to Chris, then go on to eventually get married. Chris could be the flower girl!

 

[Slowinthemind]

People are expecting way too much here, it is known that chris has friends but this is one of the few to publicly admit it.

 

[IV 445]

> Normie mentions going to see benign children's movie with CWC on 2/10, invites friends
> Two weeks pass, nothing else heard from CWC
> KF'ers automatically start assuming it's a new Gal-Pal Saga.

Y'all motherfuckers are painfully thirsty for some CWC content, ain't ya? Not being a moralfag, just saying you're winding yourselves up about stupid shit like you did with the hotwings. If we are going to be getting any content from this person, sure as shit ain't gonna happen if you start acting like speds right at the get-go.

Calm the fuck down and let CWC do his thing.

I'd like to add that it's probably fake as well.