🤝 Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[fagnarok]

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Getriggert.

[Side note, the top two are the full images pulled from the Instagram source, it's weird what low resolution they are.]

How many years since mans got his dick wet, do you think? Through a combination of naivete and denial, he probably has no idea she's faking.
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"You say she has scary eyes, but I don't see it!" - a man imminently about to have his dick gnawed off.

I highlighted those two images because they, and the one from her frenemy's wedding, are the most Jill Rod of them all. The resemblance is truly uncanny.

It's unfortunate that Jill's husband does get his in, though. And quite a lot. Their eleventy starving, deliberately stunted children would be better off if he did not, even if that meant some or all of them did not exist.

 

[Spunt]

I'll confess there are a couple of munchies in this thread who are so viscerally repulsive I scroll past without even looking at them (Victoria, Rose), but aside from those two, Tilly is, in my opinion, the worst-looking munchie we have. I'd rather look at Hayden or Abrea than this gaping maw:
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Getriggert.

[Side note, the top two are the full images pulled from the Instagram source, it's weird what low resolution they are.]

How many years since mans got his dick wet, do you think? Through a combination of naivete and denial, he probably has no idea she's faking.
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I think Kate is, by and large, a woman's idea of what an attractive woman looks like rather than a man's. Everyone has their own tastes, of course, but Kate dresses and presents herself to appeal to other women on instagram. She wants to be a trophy wife, again something to show off rather than be attracted to, and that's why they always marry City types who use them as an accessory before cheating on them with someone they actually find hot. She's skinny, has no tits or ass and a jaw like the prow on a supertanker. Plus she has crazy bitch eyes and the BPD smile. Maybe it's because I've been around the block a couple of times and learned the hard way to stay away from chicks like this that I find her so viscerally unsexy, maybe I'm generalising from my own reaction, but Kate/Tilly is as sexually appealing as an ironing board.

I'll bet her bf is a foot fetishist though.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

I'll bet her bf is a foot fetishist though.

Tbh I doubt they even have sex

 

[Breadbear]

Tbh I doubt they even have sex

She'd slice the bastard in half with her hip bone, if he didn't snap her in two first

 

[Quack_Quack]

Tbh I doubt they even have sex

He's deeper in the closet than Narnia

 

[TismFarmer]

do you think mummy paints her toes for her?

Of course Not!
Thats what immigrants are for...

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

Speaking of totally legit service dogs, what very important task do you think Selma Blair’s dog is completing here? Maybe I’m biased because I think she’s full of shit, but to me it just looks like a dog chilling on the red carpet.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

If he was actually a working dog,che wouldn't be going in scratches and belly rubs on the red carpet.

 

[TismFarmer]

Firstly, I fully agree with everyone who says that crap-Kate has Crazy eyes!
She is legitimately terrifying and I wonder if she's made small children cry before...

Also, she says that the Quack's wife made her that Instagram printout for a surprise for her hyperthermia treatment box in January sometime, but here it is, hanging above her bed while she's opening Christmas presents with Mumsy...

 

[fagnarok]

Firstly, I fully agree with everyone who says that crap-Kate has Crazy eyes!
She is legitimately terrifying and I wonder if she's made small children cry before...

Also, she says that the Quack's wife made her that Instagram printout for a surprise for her hyperthermia treatment box in January sometime, but here it is, hanging above her bed while she's opening Christmas presents with Mumsy...
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In this photo, she looks a lot like one of the other BPD munchie Bongers: thechroniciconic, who is decidedly less posh, lives completely off the dole if she isn't selling nudes, and larps as a Jew.

Whatever that says about British genetics, I'm not sure, but she certainly resembles that individual (iirc whose real name is Jess) much more than she does QEII or Catherine of Wales.

Their behavior lines up much better too, except Jess doesn't have a mum-slave to enable her.
Kate's eyes are dumber-looking than Jess's, though. Jess is animated by insanity and malice at all times, but she doesn't have the alternating murderous manic rage or literal-cow-like lows behind her gaze that Kate does. Guess Kate is winning something, anyway.


Here's a post about Jess, which links to other posts about Jess: Munchies on the BBC
(I don't keep up with her public postings, but remember her very vividly from this thread and periodically see her commenting under random true-crime videos on YouTube, so she's still around and still utterly mental.)

 

[TismFarmer]

In this photo, she looks a lot like one of the other BPD munchie Bongers: thechroniciconic, who is decidedly less posh, lives completely off the dole if she isn't selling nudes, and larps as a Jew.

Whatever that says about British genetics, I'm not sure, but she certainly resembles that individual (iirc whose real name is Jess) much more than she does QEII or Catherine of Wales.

Their behavior lines up much better too, except Jess doesn't have a mum-slave to enable her.

Here's a post about Jess, which links to other posts about Jess: Munchies on the BBC
(I don't keep up with her, but remember her very vividly from this thread and periodically see her commenting under random true-crime videos on YouTube, so she's still around and still utterly mental.)

I just think they look like inbred Anglo-saxons...
The 'posher' you are the more inbred you are, but even plebs have been stuck on a tiny island that hasn't been invaded since Vikings... Very very little diversity until recently and the English don't often breed with Brown.
Especially if you wanna be seen as posh...

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

I just think they look like inbred Anglo-saxons...
The 'posher' you are the more inbred you are, but even plebs have been stuck on a tiny island that hasn't been invaded since Vikings... Very very little diversity until recently and the English don't often breed with Brown.
Especially if you wanna be seen as posh...

The Normans came after the Vikings. There have also been Huguenot refugees, and Romani, Jews and later Italians from Europe.

The English already came from very diverse stock, being a mixture of various prehistoric peoples, Celts, plus Romans, Anglo-Saxons, Vikings, annd other foreign invaders.

Then during the Empire poshos did breed and mix with foreigners. A small amount of Indian blood is not uncommon, with examples including Princess Diana and Richard Branson.

The English have never, ever been inbred and had enormous genetic diversity to begin with. The reputation solely comes from the Royal family, but even this really wasn’t as bad as in other European Royal families, e.g. the Hapsburgs.

Sadly you are mistaken about not breeding with browns, fuzzy haired mutts are ten a penny.

 

[Kufungisisa]

Agonyautie REALLY wants everyone to know she has thrush.

Whether you want to or not.

Spoiler

1:35

 

[Oracular Slug]

Agonyautie REALLY wants everyone to know she has thrush.

Whether you want to or not.

"Many ways to make it go away", yeah, for like $15-20 at the damn grocery store, dancing on TikTok is only going to make you more miserable ffs.

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

I wonder if she could have gotten more views labelling this “Alters Switch on Camera” and then claiming she switched personalities at the end when she pretended to break character, or is that trend finally dead?

 

[Polychromos]

I wonder if she could have gotten more views labelling this “Alters Switch on Camera” and then claiming she switched personalities at the end when she pretended to break character, or is that trend finally dead?

She tried the whole DID stuff the last time she resurfaced. It did not catch on. I think her psychosis larp is a retcon/explanation for the followers who didn't buy it.
I think her audience might be to old for the DID stuff. It wasn't dead yet, with the neurospicy non-binary TikTok crowd, when she tried it.

 

[uwaga! aooga!]

Agonyautie REALLY wants everyone to know she has thrush.

I feel sorry for the poor yeast, having to be stuck in a body with someone who speaks in such a godawful accent.

 

[Fapcop]

GUYS!

I think I stumbled over a munchies long suffering husband over on Reddit.

The list of diseases sure sounds typical.

https://old.reddit.com/r/covidlonghaulers/comments/1j6n8wv/struggling_as_a_long_covid_caregiver_are_my_wifes/

Hope somebody sets this guy straight. Sounds like the wife is doing a bang up job at socially isolating him.

 

[fagnarok]

"My wife's doctor insists that her POTS (diagnosed by a naturopath!) is 'panic attacks'! How dare he!"

Panic attack symptoms absolutely mimic POTS symptoms. POTS probably can't, therefore shouldn't, be diagnosed in people who are also as intensely neurotic and constantly on the verge of falling apart over paranoid ideas as this poor bastard's wife is. The mind is unquestionably powerful enough to fuck with someone's heart rate; that's the basic concept behind things like "polygraph tests" and at least as far I understand, is not really up for debate among people who understand human physiology.

Once you're in a more rational headspace and able to practice emotional control enough to, say, *eat dinner with your in-laws without freaking out that they will somehow give you bird germs*, then you can get a more accurate diagnosis if you're still getting lightheaded and fainting.
But until then, good luck.

And it's also not like someone can't have POTS *and* panic attacks. If they do, it's still a better idea to address the panic first before writing everything off as "POTS."
I'm discouraged that this is not considered a default rational position.

 

[Fluffy Yaks]

GUYS!

I think I stumbled over a munchies long suffering husband over on Reddit.

The list of diseases sure sounds typical.

I love the logic with this.
Going out to eat? BAD! COVID SPREADING
Ordering take out? Safe.

Like bro they are coming from the same fucking kitchen with the same staff. The convenience of these mental gymnastics is so baffling.