💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I forgot she existed, but she certainly is something like the Wish dot com equivalent of a prototypical fox news hostess.

Like Nick, she is an ever present warning to the dangers of drinking and streaming.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Faran landed a gig as an evening co-anchor for WISH-TV

They’re referring to her by two different surnames in the same segment. Does everyone there report to work drunk? If so she’ll do well.

 

[Captain Manning]

I forgot she existed

So did I, tbh. I stumbled over the fact she got a new job while perusing Nick-related content via Nitter, verified it, and thought I'd share.

With any luck, she'll be busy with her new job and we won't have to put poor @Balldo's Gate on blood pressure medication. Lol.

They’re referring to her by two different surnames in the same segment. Does everyone there report to work drunk? If so she’ll do well.

In fairness, have you ever been to Indiana? I drove through there twice with some friends. From Chicago to Columbus, and back again.

Anyways, place looked flat as a pancake, and boring as shit. It seemed like a place where people would drink a lot.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

I apologize for interrupting the sophisticated discussion here, and I also apologize in advance for breaking the applicable rules. The appropriate punishment I shall be bearing without complaint, sorrowful be the heart. It is nonetheless my compulsion to make this public service announcement and have this on the record once and for all:

I totally would've rawdogged April.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I don’t know why but every time coomalot crashes a car it makes me stupidly happy.

HE’S SO BAD AT IT.

Edit: grammar/spelling is hard.

Which just makes you wonder why the team he's driving for doesn't drop his ass.
If you're going to make it as a racing driver you are either extremely talented behind the wheel, or you are able to bring a shitload of sponsorship cash to the table.
Coomer clearly doesn't have the former, so I'm naturally scratching my head as to who would sponsor such a colossal fuck-up.

EDIT: I just read that Coomer is sponsored by Timcast. lol, lmao even.

 

[Maude Snew]

Why does her face, her body, and her everything look like that?

She's a news anchor.

Suburu makes good quality cars but it’s like the official car of lesbians from San Francisco California to Vancouver Canada.

It's also a thing in Europe to the point where I must conclude it's just universal.

 

[Major]

I didn't see anybody mention this. Probably because it happened roughly around the time of the plea hearing.

To the extent anybody cares, Faran landed a gig as an evening co-anchor for WISH-TV last month. That's a CW affiliated station out of Indianapolis.

Ver archivo adjunto 6988156

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VPmuTQVW6Lohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=cZtmR29yWPI

Isn't she the one that got drunk displayed herself on stream?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

So did I, tbh. I stumbled over the fact she got a new job while perusing Nick-related content via Nitter, verified it, and thought I'd share.

Funny how many people manage to be objectively better humans than Nick.
She got herself a job! Another loss for the Balldo!

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Coomalot races like how old people fuck or cops order breakfast at Denny's

 

[RotPockets]

Coomalot races like how old people fuck or cops order breakfast at Denny's

He drives like dusty old Rekietas fuck in a Denny’s bathroom full of CopPoop.
up against the wall

 

[galah]

Finally able to clip Coom's post-crash Care Center interview and it's so bad!

lmao, not only is Mr Beanie hardly getting his money's worth with a driver that can't get 6% of the way through a race, the broadcasters don't even get his URL right



sadly timecast.com is just parked and not an informative treatise on the nature of 4D time

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It's sad to say but that might be why they're not too well off in the first place. Anyone who sits down for 5 minutes to run the numbers would realise it's so much cheaper to use proper dinnerware. When one's using paper garbage, it's not just the plates, there's also plastic bags and excessive food waste. They might have lacked the forethought to consider these factors.

The only time I’ve seen anyone use paper plates is extremely large and usually outdoor family events more because socializing around events is the desired outcome instead of spending the rest of the day having another thing to clean. Just toss it, move on, garbage can be tossed after. Every day paper plates? Insanity. Even with all his kids you’d think he’d have taught them how to scrub a dish or have a chore chart or something. But no. Mom is zonked out on pills watching Star Trek and Dad is busting his nuts in the cuck chair snorting blow.

 

[Vibralldo]

Coomalot races like how old people fuck or cops order breakfast at Denny's

He should still be sponsored by Rekieta Law because he drives like Nick with a new sports car:

He crashes it immediately

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Every day paper plates? Insanity. Even with all his kids you’d think he’d have taught them how to scrub a dish or have a chore chart or something. But no.

We know thanks to Aaron that the dishwasher was too full of used whiskey glasses to hold actual dishes, so the paper plates do make some practical sense. But holy shit, what a white trash thing to do.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

We know thanks to Aaron that the dishwasher was too full of used whiskey glasses to hold actual dishes, so the paper plates do make some practical sense. But holy shit, what a white trash thing to do.

You never have to wash whiskey glasses. The alcohol disinfects it automatically.

 

[Canard]

We know thanks to Aaron that the dishwasher was too full of used whiskey glasses to hold actual dishes, so the paper plates do make some practical sense. But holy shit, what a white trash thing to do.

Wait why would whiskey glasses be in dishwasher? I would think Nick would lick them clean every morning(well afternoon)

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Wait why would whiskey glasses be in dishwasher? I would think Nick would lick them clean every morning(well afternoon)

The guy that was supposed to repair it got Lou Gehrig's disease so Nick uses it as an extra cabinet in his honor.

 

[AnOminous]

The actual Quiverfull Movement, though creepy, and a misinterpretation of Psalm 127:3, is less creepy than what went on in that house.

I disagree. At least unless Nick actually did molest his daughter. Quiverfull is chock full of child rapists, and they eagerly defend them. Unless Nick gets charged and convicted of such offenses, he's merely the reddit lite version of that cult.

I totally would've rawdogged April.

Thank you for that contribution to our elevated discourse here.

You goddamn nigger.

He should still be sponsored by Rekieta Law because he drives like Nick with a new sports car:

He should change his name from Coomalot to Crashalot.

Or turn into a brony. Then he could be Rainbow Crash.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

You goddamn nigger.

If he was one April would be about 250lb too light for a white woman to be interesting as a sexual partner.

 

[AnOminous]

lmao, not only is Mr Beanie hardly getting his money's worth with a driver that can't get 6% of the way through a race, the broadcasters don't even get his URL right

Plus he comes across as an absolute and utter faggot with his wild tales about how he crashed into a wall for no reason, it totally was some mechanical failure, other than an act of profound mental retardation.