DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Phil the Salesman]

Phil did the thing where if he doesn’t know what something is, he pretends the world doesn’t know what it is, and disses it’s unpopularity.

Of course he was referring to a very famous WNBA player that anyone will have heard of if they don’t keep themselves locked up 24/7.

 

[Yung Dalph]

Phil did the thing where if he doesn’t know what something is, he pretends the world doesn’t know what it is

This in itself is a paradox because if it was like that we'd still be in the stone age

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

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Next dsp tries it is, according to DSP

"Groundbreaking" Shamrock shakes and Angel Reese Kahnmbow from McDonald's

The only thing groundbreaking in his household is Khet this fucking pig

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Honestly, seeing this makes me wonder... what the fuck even is DSPGaming?

Say you're a retarded wheelchair who stops playing with their train set, decides to go on YouTube, and find his channel hoping to see video game footage of whatever-the-fuck. Then the next thing you know, you're welcomed to some fat fuck in his 40s watching random videos sent to him by fans and being deeply confused while he shifts nervously in his chair and his hand floats over the screen. Then he suddenly stops watching videos and begins to read the chat before getting pissed that people aren't donated and that he "only" received a decent amount of money the day before. This somehow leads into a diatribe against "detractors" and some shit about haters, then he gets another donation and his temper tantrum ends. So you comb through the dregs of his dying channel, and what do you see? Footage of him eating random food, getting insulted by some fat homosexual with glasses, and Phil whining and begging for money.

After you close out his channel, you find yourself confused and sitting in your fucking wheelchair as you start to ask yourself why a channel called DSPGAMING isn't playing fucking games. Then you see his gameplay footage... and it's shit. Why exactly is his channel called DSPGaming when he veers into almost every typical YouTube trend and fails miserably?

It sort of reminds of those restaurants in Kitchen Nightmares that fail because they decided to make every single type of food to cater to as many people as humanly possible, instead of recognizing what's out there in the market then filling in that empty gap and specializing in the one thing. DSPGaming is a gaming channel where the player, Phil, hates playing video games. But he also covers drama, even though he fucking sucks at staying out of it, tries to cover current events despite being a sheltered shut-in, reviews food as a "reward" to his audience, and collabs with people who very clearly use him like a dirty dishrag.

What EXACTLY is DSPGaming good at?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil did the thing where if he doesn’t know what something is, he pretends the world doesn’t know what it is, and disses it’s unpopularity.

Of course he was referring to a very famous WNBA player that anyone will have heard of if they don’t keep themselves locked up 24/7.

To be fair, all sports fans have been forced to hear about Angel Reese. I'd bet 99% don't know a thing about her because they don't care.

 

[BScCollateral]

In a recent stream, Phil said he liked "Country Ma'am" cookies from Japan. I tried them. They're great.

I'm so ashamed.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

I watched raw Phil while he was playing onitsha last night and the begging pre and post goal was wild, every few minutes and he was rubbing his shoulder all the way up until the goal and boom gone.

I think he does this every single non-SF or CoD gaming stream now, Utterly unhinged.

You think he would stream longer and raise the goal, so he would make more money and not have to beg all the time.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

I am watching ALT's stream of DSP debunking the bank leaks and I am laughing for the 5th (?) time in a row. Phil, you are so retarded, but so funny. keep on digging

 

[Corpun]

“They lied to me. It said Europe snack box and this is Turkey” well, technically a part of Turkey is in Europe. So they weren’t lying lol

I doubt DSP can even point out Turkey on a map.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I doubt DSP can even point out Turkey on a map.

You known he thinks it is by Iran and not Greece

 

[Corpun]

You known he thinks it is by Iran and not Greece

Technically Turkey is bordered by Iran, but I get what you are saying. He would pick one of the -stans or Syria or some shit.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Im a half dent I guess

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I doubt DSP can even point out Turkey on a map.

“Turkey?! There’s a country called TURKEY?! Isn’t Turkey a type burrrd? You know the one you eat at AMERICAN thanksgiving? What kind of stooopid people named their country after a bird!? Hahahahahahahaahhaahahah”

—the next day—-
*the country of Turkey declares war over the comments made by a middle aged “content creator” named DarkSydePhil*

 

[Comma]

CoD is on the wagequit chopping block. His begs are becoming more and more aggressive, almost crying like a woman. This man's mental state is beyond repair.

Clip:

1:19

The end of this clip is extra interesting: he fully admits to stalling pre-streams and delaying gameplay in the hopes of getting more money, and as some kind of punishment for not getting enough money for (in this case) CoD.

What a nauseating scumbag.

EDIT:

Lmaoooo.

Now he's actually saying that people need to support in order for him to keep making the effort of playing well (his words).

Clip:

0:41

This is so, so sad.

EDIT:

It gets even sadder. Clip:

0:20

 

[Corpun]

I wonder if he will get desperate enough to bring back baiting for a hat, vest, and gunner glasses.

Man I miss those days.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I wonder if he will get desperate enough to bring back baiting for a hat, vest, and gunner glasses.

Man I miss those days.

He called them stupid/annoying/retarded/tedious today and seemed happy they were long gone so it’s seeming more and more likely.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

I wonder if he will get desperate enough to bring back baiting for a hat, vest, and gunner glasses.

Man I miss those days.

You know he thinks he's better than having to dress up for money.

I hope he has to humiliate himself and go back to doing it.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I wonder if he will get desperate enough to bring back baiting for a hat, vest, and gunner glasses.

Man I miss those days.

they'll be back, he's tried to bait out the hat a couple times the last few months. I'm sure he'll return to the classics after the sock and underwear goals die out.

 

[dent_whisperer]

You known he thinks it is by Iran and not Greece

I mean he's right, Turkey has a rather big border with Iran.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

"See ya later Jayde, and guys I only stream once today so let's at least get me $100 bucks and not making it a failure okay?"

 

[UsedUp]

The end of this clip is extra interesting: he fully admits to stalling pre-streams and delaying gameplay in the hopes of getting more money, and as some kind of punishment for not getting enough money for (in this case) CoD.

What a nauseating scumbag

This makes me MATI as usual when it comes to dsp cause he has a huge problem with people wanting instant gratification. It's ok when he does it though correct?