2025 Smurf Movie: Why? - Rhianna as Smurfette is literally its only selling point

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Smurfs peaked in the 1981 cartoon

 

[Pokemon Conquistador]

Smurfs peaked in the 1981 cartoon

At least the 1981 cartoon was wise enough to keep things in medieval times. The Smurfs were like The Simpsons, in that every character was recognizable and had a role to play in the village. The magic in the setting also made the world a very dangerous place to be. At least half of the plots were Papa Smurf trying to figure out how to unfuck whatever magic spell had fucked the village that week or to defeat some kind of evil wizard. Transporting the Smurfs to modern day is like magically zapping Frodo and Sam to Manhattan and then Frodo loses the One Ring in a taxicab, and then it gets accidentally dropped on the Chrysler building and Frodo and Sam have to find it and get back to Middle Earth before the Ringwraiths (disguised as parking meter enforcers) track it down.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

magically zapping Frodo and Sam to Manhattan and then Frodo loses the One Ring in a taxicab, and then it gets accidentally dropped on the Chrysler building and Frodo and Sam have to find it and get back to Middle Earth before the Ringwraiths (disguised as parking meter enforcers) track it down.

hey, spoiler that shit or amazon will get on your ass for leaking the next project

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Influencer Smurf may have just been a trailer thing.

 

[skykiii]

“James Corden as No Name, a Smurf that has no name.”

This has gotta be some kind of money laundering scheme.

I've been thru the desert on a Smurf with no name
it felt good to get out of the rain
In the desert, you can remember your name
because there ain't no Smurf round to give you no pain...

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Who the eff is Rihanna?

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

Influencer Smurf may have just been a trailer thing.
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It was only a matter of time until they'd try to distance themselves from Influencer Smurf after he smurfed those minors.

 

[crowabunga]

I think I found a tie-in book series (or else it's for Blue Man Group fetishists)

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

It was only a matter of time until they'd try to distance themselves from Influencer Smurf after he smurfed those minors.

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[am I retarded or not]

2025 is a weird year for the smurfs this movie and schleich losing the license to make smurf figures after half a century producing them I wonder who will get the license for smurf figurines