Line Of The Day

[Big Bob Pataki]

i saw myself quoted while i was on the toilet! go me.

 

[TL 611]

@King: I don't understand the hate for Jar jar binks
@Null: @King, kill yourself

 

[ICametoLurk]

@Null: behead those that like the prequels

 

[Locksnap]

@Null: @Dynastia, hey if I smashed a tranny would that make me gay

 

[Trombonista]

It's always heartwarming and worth sharing when you find out that the girl who told you to go fuck yourself a decade ago is doing well. I don't know why Hallmark doesn't have a card for that.

 

[Watcher]

@Null: #NotAllMuslims

 

[Tranhuviya]

@AtrocityVoyeur: I was hoping I'd get to eat my wife's asshole tonight. Some Valentine's Day

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

@Internet War Criminal: I'm straight, and I love butt stuff! I brought it up to my SO while we were talking about other sexy things. I just threw it out there, "wanna peg me sometime?" And she was like "sure dude." Then I started buying dragon cocks. Would recommend! We're really chill about sexy stuff though. As far as my own thoughts about it, I guess I never really think about wanting a silicone dragon dick in my ass as something gay.

 

[Dunsparce]

CatParty: lolcow legion of doom was the most idiotic idea because they are all wildcards
Mauvman Shuffleboard: @CatParty, Some are just the cards with the company's address printed on it.

 

[VJ 120]

@AN/ALR56 : I want a hand grenade up my ass

 

[Pina Colada]

 

[GS 281]

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@Hat cybered with an autistic preteen for supporter status

 

[AN/ALR56]

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Delet this

 

[VJ 120]

Delet this

I love how some random bullshit about supporters status rustles your jimmies enough for you to want it deleted, but me quoting you on wanting a hand grenade up your ass doesn't even get a mention.

 

[lolwut]

I love how some random bullshit about supporters status rustles your jimmies enough for you to want it deleted, but me quoting you on wanting a hand grenade up your ass doesn't even get a mention.

To be fair, as far as faggot shit goes, it's a pretty manly way to die.

 

[Trombonista]

It must have come as quite the shock when Bob's attending physician bellowed "JULAAAYYYYY" all of a sudden.

 

[Watcher]

@Deadwaste: y'know, maybe hitler isnt all that bad of a guy. i mean sure, he killed, like 6 million jews, more or less, but mao had 60 million. that's more people than the number of guys a prostitute fucks on average every week

@Mikeula: @Bitch I Might Be, cuck norse is an asshole that hates on me
@Michel: cuck norse is a nice fellow
@Bitch I Might Be: @Mikeula, I'm sure he's a huge meanie
@Michel: he is friendly and polite
@Mikeula: @Michel, he raped and murdered a girl in 1992
@Hyperion: cuck is pretty islamic tbh
@Bitch I Might Be: cuck norris set an entire village on fire just to watch it burn
@a_name_but_backwards: cuck norris is the epitome of manliness

 

[melty]

This thread went from "FUCKING NIGGOS REEEE" to "...so does a lobster feel pain when it's boiled alive?"

Never change guys

 

[Watcher]

@The Lawgiver: I don't like eating shit
@Michel: i do

 

[Watcher]

@Null: @Tempest, we've had multiple reporters turn down using our site as a resource because it's too edgy looking
@Tempest: lol too edgy
@Buster: Ow the Null