Official Kiwifarms Eastern Orthodox hate thread

[pollution jim]

The majority of Eastern Orthodox "adherents" in the west are larpers with 0% Eastern European ancestry. They want to be tradcath but hate the Pope. Also their priests are wizards

 

[Axiom.]

Isn't that the cult that goes around mutilating squirrels?

 

[Althalus]

Also their priests are wizards

What do you mean by this?

 

[The Hawk Tuah Girl]

I hate everyone non-Greek into this. They're all Soviets or Russian propaganda units. Fuck 'em. Could care less what the autistic splitting hairs difference is between this one or the other.

 

[Breadbassket]

Nice places of worships and rituals, it's a shame that the Orthodox are currently embroiled in a schismatic conflict. The way the Church is organized seems like the various autocephalous bodies are prone to fighting one another over canonical jurisdiction or at the very least it would be an issue that comes up from time to time.

 

[Tablet County]

Still better than baptists.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I hate everyone non-Greek into this

The majority of Eastern Orthodox "adherents" in the west are larpers with 0% Eastern European ancestry

God forbid someone follows their convictions to the truth instead of wasting their lives away in a haze.

 

[pollution jim]

God forbid someone follows their convictions to the truth instead of wasting their lives away in a haze.

Bubba McGonzales found the truth and is now a based Orthodox king *McBrap*

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Bubba McGonzales found the truth and is now a based Orthodox king *McBrap*

What would you rather have him believe? If he genuinely thinks something is true, why not let him?

 

[Tablet County]

What would you rather have him believe? If he genuinely thinks something is true, why not let him?

As a trans ally I agree.

 

[Willie B. Hardigan]

Self-hating and larping Bubba McGonzales #1 hates other self-hating and larping Bubba McGonzales #2

Who will save the West with their "true" and "honest" conviction? Tune in at 11 to find out in the 7th religious debate thread!

 

[D_Tractor]

I hate everyone non-Greek into this. They're all Soviets or Russian propaganda units. Fuck 'em. Could care less what the autistic splitting hairs difference is between this one or the other.

The Russian Orthodox Church in America is very anti- Putin. Some of the m even fly Ukrainian flags outside the church

 

[Eternal Spirit of Light]

larpers

As somebody who is actually orthodox, these people are quite annoying.

I doubt OP can provide any actually valid criticism of orthodoxy.
Orthodoxy is truth.

The Russian Orthodox Church in America is very anti- Putin. Some of the m even fly Ukrainian flags outside the church

I've head completely opposite testimony from some people. I assume this differes from church to church, obviously. Where did you learn this?

 

[pollution jim]

Self-hating and larping Bubba McGonzales #1 hates other self-hating and larping Bubba McGonzales #2

Who will save the West with their "true" and "honest" conviction? Tune in at 11 to find out in the 7th religious debate thread!

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le both sides *McShart*
you are bubba mcgonzales #3

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

People convert to the Orthodox Church because they can’t accept the Catholic Church’s teachings on homosexuality, birth control and divorce. If Catholicism allowed them to dump loads inside a condom then they wouldn’t go larp with a bunch of faggots in gay beards.

 

[KingNothing]

Plenty of Orthobros converted from the pozzed Episcopalians in America

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

Dunno about all of them, but modern russian orthodox church is an extension of what it was back during soviet days, nothing more than an arm of KGB, FSB today.
The rest of eastern orthodox churches probably worship satan.

People convert to the Orthodox Church because they can’t accept the Catholic Church’s teachings on homosexuality, birth control and divorce. If Catholicism allowed them to dump loads inside a condom then they wouldn’t go larp with a bunch of faggots in gay beards.

Damn, so instead of fucking kids, theyre dumping loads into condoms and fucking men?

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

What about all my based Ethiopian Orthodox negus?

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

The majority of Eastern Orthodox "adherents" in the west are larpers with 0% Eastern European ancestry. They want to be tradcath but hate the Pope. Also their priests are wizards

common misconception where the majority of orthodox Christians are Eastern European it doesn't originate in Eastern Europe actually the strongest Orthodox Church is all in Western Europe and that's actually where the most conversions happen also we are not called the eastern Orthodox Church that's just what annoying Catholics call us we are the orthodox Catholic Church.

People convert to the Orthodox Church because they can’t accept the Catholic Church’s teachings on homosexuality, birth control and divorce. If Catholicism allowed them to dump loads inside a condom then they wouldn’t go larp with a bunch of faggots in gay beards.

We're actually more strict on divorce than the Catholics the Catholic Church is one of the most liberal institutions of Christianity besides some forms of protestantism we actually discipline people for acting like fruits and kick priests out for being homosexuals.

I've head completely opposite testimony from some people. I assume this differes from church to church, obviously. Where did you learn this?

I've never experienced it but I'm oac and I think if you don't go to the oac in America you are a homosexual and are creating unnecessary tension in the American orthodox community

 

[KneeGrow]

Damn, I was hoping for actual useful information but all I was this thread.
Apologies for bumping a dead ass thread. I was wanting to learn more about Eastern Orthodox. All the “newer” branches of Christianity are pozzed and the pope is a faggot so I assumed Eastern Orthodox was closer to original intent. Idk, Halp.