DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Kane lives in death]

Are we finally getting the ragebait thumbnails arc?, not the worst way of scrapping some views on his dead channel, at least on the short term. But when youtubers do these kind of stuff they end up pissing off parts of the audience on the long run
But the fact that the biggest coward on earth DSP is going with these retarded contrarian takes like the DOOM one surprises me a little
Is he emboldened by his boyfriend triple fatass, or maybe hes starting to worry about his abysmal watch numbers?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Im super fuckin late, but in my defense, I dont watch his shitty react show.

Anyway, I just saw this video for the very first time in todays That Being Said. I NEVER SEEN THIS ONE! HOLY SHIT DSP IS SOO FUKIN STUPID!
Its clearly a parody video but when he finished the video, he still had no idea.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YyFvAT9Xww8

All that was missing was Homer Simpson's speed holes and he still wouldn't have gotten it.

Do you hear him at the end? Specially when he says "how about some tips for that, come on!", doesn't he sound like PPP? It does to me.

I see he still absorbs the terms/cadence of other people.

I haven't seen what you are referencing but I saw a clip where he tried to exactly sound like Triple Ds(I call him Triple Ds). Canadian accent and all. It's super fucking cringe.

His hair gets so butchered every single time that I woudn't be surprised if he no longer goes there either and just had Special K watch a few men's haircutting tutorial videos on youtube and lets her run wild on his oddly shaped head. Too scared to tell her it looks awful although he is actually fucking blind so maybe he can't even tell how bad it looks.

I'm on the khet flowbee bandwagon. If not, then they really can't fucking stand him there.

If so why isn't he going to a barber? At least they should have more experience with receding hairlines. Or is he afraid of bantering with the hair dresser? I know mine is quiet talkative whenever I go there. Like asking how life is going, how's the job and so on

Absolutely terrified of talking with a male with actual intelligence. Especially if there's sports talk. At Twirls, he can deflect everything to khet and sit silent.

Fuckhead was so desperate that he posted it twice on X. I guess they had a sale on gin at Total Wine.
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He phails to ack ack acknowledge that there are many people that want to laugh at him.

 

[FarageSmile 2.0]

Well, seems to have helped a bit but just compare it with the rest

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Also, that face. Shave your beard my guy

His Switch 2 video still has several hundred more views at this moment. What is hilarious is that 3k views on a video would be great for a new content creator. It would be a sign that they might be starting to figure something out. Not the case for a droopy dood that has been doing this for 15 years and is supported by hate watchers.

Also, the man lacks reading comprehension skills. I got from the post that time travel was mentioned in Doom 3 and it was also a thing since the original Doom. He is just trying to find a way to shit on his audience at this point in his super curated comment section.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Are we finally getting the ragebait thumbnails arc?, not the worst way of scrapping some views on his dead channel, at least on the short term. But when youtubers do these kind of stuff they end up pissing off parts of the audience on the long run
But the fact that the biggest coward on earth DSP is going with these retarded contrarian takes like the DOOM one surprises me a little
Is he emboldened by his boyfriend triple fatass, or maybe hes starting to worry about his abysmal watch numbers?

To be fair to the piggy the one thing he was never afraid of broadcasting to the world are his dogshit takes on video games and the gaming industry. He's too afraid to answer what his favorite color is whenever one of his dents asks that in a tip message, but he'll happily make a complete jackass of himself by going on stupid ill-informed rants on video gaming that just make you go "how the fuck has this guy been playing vidya professionally for over a decade and a half and yet knows so little about them?" I remember back when TLOU2 came out he would go on twitter and hawk his barely coherent and extremely long-winded 1 hour "review" of the game to anyone who he thought would listen, including paid shill game journos who were defending the game.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

His Switch 2 video still has several hundred more views at this moment. What is hilarious is that 3k views on a video would be great for a new content creator. It would be a sign that they might be starting to figure something out. Not the case for a droopy dood that has been doing this for 15 years and is supported by hate watchers.

Also, the man lacks reading comprehension skills. I got from the post that time travel was mentioned in Doom 3 and it was also a thing since the original Doom. He is just trying to find a way to shit on his audience at this point in his super curated comment section.

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ContrarianSydePhil should stop trying to be an asshole at midnight his time, and spend time with his wife. Imagine wanting to throw money at someone who is a constant asshole to you while trying to shake you down for said money.

 

[johnkimble123]

Yeah, he's a hermit loser. I just think the big thing is the way he wastes so much of his time. Reminds me of that Familia DSP episode where the neighbor says "sounds like you're working harder, not smarter." He could probably stream a few less hours a day and still get the same amount of money from the dents. That's not to mention all the stupid upload babysitting and backseat moderation he does in his spare time (look at the kick ban logs, he's watching the names of his new followers 24/7 in his free time). If he actually wanted friends, he could stop micromanaging stupid shit and go make some.

There's a lot of speculation, before and now, that he just calls anything he has to do an appointment, also the possibility that those 2 hate each other so much that doing things together is an appointment. So using his fucked up errands list from his talk with Triple Fat Fuck:

• Appointment to make grocery list - 1 hr
• Appointment to drive to grocery store - ?
• Appointment to shop in grocery store - 1 hr
• Appointment to drive home
• Appointment to unpack groceries - 1-1.5 hrs

Somebody said that when he was talking about meeting a doctor, he separated each task out as if they're different (looking up doctor, calling, telling them symptoms, scheduling appointment).

I'm convinced that whenever he says he has a lot of appointments, that means he is buying stuff from multiple places, assuming he even goes anywhere. Also, he's mentioned large Costco runs a few times. For 2 people, there is no reason you have to do large runs there. Didn't these idiots buy a bunch of Thanksgiving plates from there? You already used hundreds of plates in 2 months?

I'm starting to wonder if he even goes out during his day off, the way he was talking to triple P (he personally asked me to call him that) about his grocery shopping was really off.
There was way to many details and to me it screamed fabricated story

Whenever Phil gives lots of detail, he's lying. Also when he's a bitch and won't talk about basic shit.
He'll lie by omission when it comes to how much he makes, where he spends it, etc, but he'll lie by exaggerating when he wants pity, wants to make more money, tries to show he's successful.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

is dsp learning how to ragebait? i imagine this could yield some hilarious results if he commits to it

 

[DeeTracktor]

So a shitty LED set up, asking for likes and subs and ragebaiting videos...welcome to 2012 era youtube Phil

 

[DerelictOnion]

is dsp learning how to ragebait? i imagine this could yield some hilarious results if he commits to it

He can't do it. Remember his Elden Ring DLC take? He had to rant about peepul misunderstanding what he is saying and tried to backpedal. He can't handle being laughed at because of his horrible takes.

 

[Balr0g]

He can't do it. Remember his Elden Ring DLC take? He had to rant about peepul misunderstanding what he is saying and tried to backpedal. He can't handle being laughed at because of his horrible takes.

Just like he was the King of Hate but when people hated on him he was "It's just a name guuyyysss"

 

[00R-Gundam]

Mmmm makes sense that everything he does outside he considers it an appointment, which is a weird way to say "running errands" he wants to sound like a businessman so much that he applies it to its normal life. Also maybe im retarded but i dont spend 1 hour at the supermarket. I ho with a list buy the stuff and leave and that takes me around 20ish minutes, couldnt fathom how he spends an hour in there unless he is buying carts of groceries.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Mmmm makes sense that everything he does outside he considers it an appointment, which is a weird way to say "running errands" he wants to sound like a businessman so much that he applies it to its normal life.

See: Tax Lawyer, Tax Attorney, Tax Accountant, Tax Specialist, renegotiating his Comcast contract, providing both live and on-demand entertainment packages, etc.

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

So I was at my local grocery store and what do I see? Robust salmon cat treats by blue buffalo. Point is his local grocery outlet has them for $1.99. Whatever the retard charges on throne and been lying bout for years made me laugh this morning.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Appointment to unpack groceries - 1-1.5 hrs

Even if you gave him the benefit of doubt, this is where the whole thing falls apart.

I could buy 2 months worth of groceries, drive home, and carry one item at a time into the house and it still wouldn't take me an entire hour to unpack and sort everything.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

I could buy 2 months worth of groceries, drive home, and carry one item at a time into the house and it still wouldn't take me an entire hour to unpack and sort everything.

Even if you had to clean out the fridge, freezer, and cabinets, it wouldn't even make a half-hour. Git gud, Philip

 

[johnkimble123]

Even if you had to clean out the fridge, freezer, and cabinets, it wouldn't even make a half-hour. Git gud, Philip

Remember that he's found 18 month old soda and 2 year old beer in his fridge. That shit has never been cleaned out and I shutter to think what else is at the back of that fridge.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Also maybe im retarded but i dont spend 1 hour at the supermarket.

You don't get your cart 'stolen' with your reusable bags then have to call in the FBI to try and track down the culprit.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Didn't these idiots buy a bunch of Thanksgiving plates from there? You already used hundreds of plates in 2 months?

WRONG, stoopid.
Thanksgiving plates are for Thanksgiving! Those went down the garbage disposal and/or toilet as soon as it was December.

 

[dent_whisperer]

WRONG, stoopid.
Thanksgiving plates are for Thanksgiving! Those went down the garbage disposal and/or toilet as soon as it was December.

You jest but I wholeheartedly believe Phil would do something stupid like this.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

If so why isn't he going to a barber? At least they should have more experience with receding hairlines. Or is he afraid of bantering with the hair dresser? I know mine is quiet talkative whenever I go there. Like asking how life is going, how's the job and so on

He will probably find out about barbers 20 years from now and rave about how amazing they are and how he should have went to one sooner. He’s just a stupid faggot who doesn’t change his life in any way from what Dave and Linda had set in place.