DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Love Is Blue]

Now he's preventing his wife from ever being able to leave their town for a vacation until their cat dies.

khet can't fit through the door

 

[Corpun]

khet can't fit through the door

Khet can't fly on a plane either.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

For some reason, DSP decided to talk and act like a black woman:

DSP acting black weird January24-2025.mp4

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Calls someone else a racist, twice:

Calls someone a racist January24-2025.mp4

Calls someone a racist again January24-2025.mp4

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Unrelated to the above, but this has to be someone's weirdest response EVER to getting asked if you would want to hang out with another man:

Hang out with PPP I'm married January24-2025.mp4

Wtf??

He's becoming more and more like a pathetic version of Zoe Quin or Anita Sarkeesian. GOD FORBID if GamerGate was started by him instead.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Khet can't fly on a plane either.

There are cargo planes that can carry over 250 tonnes of gear, she could hop on one of those.

 

[dent_whisperer]

There are cargo planes that can carry over 250 tonnes of gear, she could hop on one of those.

Properly securing her is impossible so the second the plane takes off all that weight will roll to the back and cause the plane to crash

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Khet can't fly on a plane either.

 

[RougeRed]

He's between 50-60% on most characters, but whatever it is should be lower given all the times he's run away from Cammy players in a set. Because you basically can go <50% and get into Master, win % overall is pretty useless because SF6 only dips you -40 for a loss, but +50 for a win (something of that sort, don't remember the exact numbers). And.. the points for winning are not capped, so if you beat a legend, you'd get like +150, but if you lose to a rookie scrub, always -40.

What is more important is that his win % in Master is definitely sub 50%. Your points when losing are uncapped in Master, which is why he's always hovering between 1450-1550 at best.

He has also skewed his win rate by rematching people he beats to get an extra win, and running away from people who beat him. He doesn't do it 100% of the time, but it is common enough that I believe he does it intentionally to boost his rating.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Phil absolutely will not skip GTA 6. GTA 6 is going to save the business. Just watch.

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[arrivefriday]

"Would you ever meet up with Triple P in real life? Yes, if we were collabing. Thing is, I'm happily married.."

So smooth

 

[dent_whisperer]

"Would you ever meet up with Triple P in real life? Yes, if we were collabing. Thing is, I'm happily married.."

So smooth

So basically Phil lusting over Andy's shredded physique was a cover to hide the fact that he wants some of that Triple D.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Having played a decent amount of Ninja Gaiden Black 2 now, I take back what I said before. The difficulty is lowered a lot more than I thought, and between chat handholding and some health item spam on the bosses Phil could get though Path of the Acolyte (the default normal difficulty) without much trouble. There'd be some whining on occasion but wouldn't be a rage quitter.

 

[arrivefriday]

So basically Phil lusting over Andy's shredded physique was a cover to hide the fact that he wants some of that Triple D.

It makes sense, he has the same physique as his mo-wife, he can't help himself.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

There are cargo planes that can carry over 250 tonnes of gear, she could hop on one of those.

Unfortunately she's been unable to fly since 2022

https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/antonov-an-225-largest-plane-destroyed-ukraine-scli-intl/index.html

 

[Balr0g]

Phil absolutely will not skip GTA 6. GTA 6 is going to save the business. Just watch.

And he starts the playthrough with "welcome home"

Also, watching him play Dino Crisis is just painful. Wastes almost 30 minutes on the first pipe puzzle, then wastes nearly another 20 minutes on the first crane puzzle. MentalDeclineReal is a thing

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Having played a decent amount of Ninja Gaiden Black 2 now, I take back what I said before. The difficulty is lowered a lot more than I thought, and between chat handholding and some health item spam on the bosses Phil could get though Path of the Acolyte (the default normal difficulty) without much trouble. There'd be some whining on occasion but wouldn't be a rage quitter.

Never doubt Phil's ability to be bad at a game, or decide to rage quit it over the smallest thing.

I think the trick with Phil is, you can't expect him to get stopped by the usual roadblocks. We know Phil uses guides because he wants to be seen as a god gamer or whatever, so he ends up learning how to get around the difficult parts of the game, because that's naturally what the majority of guides focus on. But most guides don't cover the more basic elements of a game because they assume the average gamer will be able to figure those parts out and don't need that much handholding. Naturally, Phil tends to fail at these parts and that's where the rage comes in. There's still some boss fights depending on the game that will be a harder skill check or will punish you pretty hard if you haven't learned the fundamentals, even if you are using guides, but otherwise, I think it's the more "normal" parts of the game that trip Phil up as opposed to the expected challenging parts.

Phil's hatred towards games has also sharply increased, or at least it feels like, so I think the possibility for a wage quit is much higher. It can be a little tricky to judge, because it's as much him disliking the game as it is him not getting enough tips.

 

[Brother Wind]

I don't understand how he can have such strong opinions about Doom. Such a contrarian faggot. It did remind me of his awful take when they revealed it last summer and this image someone made.

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This one kind of fascinates me, because the real deep in the weed autistic shooter fans are pretty skeptical of it (Source: me, I hang out with these people). Because they didn't really care much for what Eternal did. And a whole lot of reasons that get pretty granular. Then Phil waddles up to that side of the argument, and goes nuh uh its poopy stinky and waddles away. And people are just left confused as to why he even bothers

 

[Lady Adjani]

This one kind of fascinates me, because the real deep in the weed autistic shooter fans are pretty skeptical of it (Source: me, I hang out with these people). Because they didn't really care much for what Eternal did. And a whole lot of reasons that get pretty granular. Then Phil waddles up to that side of the argument, and goes nuh uh its poopy stinky and waddles away. And people are just left confused as to why he even bothers

Phil can't handle the gameplay in nuDoom, but it's a big AAA release so he HAS TO PLAY IT, thus the bitching.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Phil can't handle the gameplay in nuDoom, but it's a big AAA release so he HAS TO PLAY IT, thus the bitching.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9K6tSr3IONQ

That was something to behold

"The problem is no cover system, in one games cover was important"

Dies and ignoresthe relevant tip

Actually worse that the quartering I'm watching this tihydp

 

[myone]

Phil can't handle the gameplay in nuDoom, but it's a big AAA release so he HAS TO PLAY IT, thus the bitching.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9K6tSr3IONQ

This is a good example of why console pleb shooters eliminated any and all verticality from their games. Just look at this moron being completely overwhelmed by the concepts of above, below, and moving around tactically. If the gameplay isn't basically a straight funnel towards the enemies with obvious spots for cover in between, people like DSP don't know what to do except face tank everything.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

This one kind of fascinates me, because the real deep in the weed autistic shooter fans are pretty skeptical of it (Source: me, I hang out with these people). Because they didn't really care much for what Eternal did. And a whole lot of reasons that get pretty granular. Then Phil waddles up to that side of the argument, and goes nuh uh its poopy stinky and waddles away. And people are just left confused as to why he even bothers

Yeah, I know some big boomer shooter fans and they liked Doom 2016 but not Eternal because the latter apparently catered too much to the speedrunner crowd or some shit when it came to gameplay. I don't know how true that is given that I haven't played either game.