The Adopt a Goon Program - Kiwi Kulture Kultivators

[Unpure]

Parlez-vous bien le français?

Oui bien sûre

 

[drain]

Hello, I would like to adopt a lost and confused goon, we will be friends and we can make bad &/or unfunny posts together

 

[WW 635]

Oui bien sûre

Hello, I would like to adopt a lost and confused goon, we will be friends and we can make bad &/or unfunny posts together

I think this one is perfect for you

 

[drain]

I think this one is perfect for you

he is super unfunny?

 

[Anime is Blood]

seriously though where is the weird sex shit

 

[JSGOTI]

seriously though where is the weird sex shit

Well, did you get your murrsuit back from the drycleaners yet?

 

[Cthulu]

seriously though where is the weird sex shit

Here

 

[WW 635]

he is super unfunny?

Just check the SA thread and see for yourself. You two will get along great. I considered taking him on, given that he speaks French, but with two goons already locked in my basement sobbing, idk where I would put this one.

 

[Splendid]

i'm into casual choking

I'm into serious choking, but I'm sure we can find a middle ground.

 

[The Fool]

looking for a huge, fat goon (like six foot 300 pounds) that I can subdom. that means you fuck me but I'm still the dom. I'm a 5'5 femboi.

 

[WW 635]

I'm into serious choking, but I'm sure we can find a middle ground.

@grimbaud is mine

 

[Cthulu]

@grimbaud is mine

Oh god. You got 3 now. I'm going to have to take care of three now you ass because @entropyseekswork will now want 1 more. ihu!

 

[Splendid]

@grimbaud is mine

I'll choke you for him.

 

[RI 360]

Oh god. You got 3 now. I'm going to have to take care of three now you ass because @entropyseekswork will now want 1 more. ihu!

No, no, that one was always hers, it's still 2.

 

[WW 635]

Oh god. You got 3 now. I'm going to have to take care of three now you ass because @entropyseekswork will now want 1 more. ihu!

I called him right after he posted looking for a home

I'll choke you for him.

Lol Do it, fag, bet I get off before you do

 

[Splendid]

I called him right after he posted looking for a home

Lol Do it, fag, bet I get off before you do

> He thinks I'll stop the choking once he gets off.

 

[WW 635]

> He thinks I'll stop the choking once he gets off.

I earned these goons by doxing a fuck ton of them. Go mass dox a forum and you can have your pick of the litter too.

 

[Splendid]

I earned these goons by doxing a fuck ton of them. Go mass dox a forum and you can have your pick of the litter too.

Yeah, but I registered before you. If this was SA that would be displayed fucking everywhere and next to each and every single post and would be incontrovertible proof that I'm better than you.
Also, automated doxing requires people to actually deal with SA's fucking code.

 

[WW 635]

Yeah, but I registered before you. If this was SA that would be displayed fucking everywhere and next to each and every single post and would be incontrovertible proof that I'm better than you.
Also, automated doxing requires people to actually deal with SA's fucking code.

tl:dr

I keep @grimbaud

 

[Jack Me Hoff]

Someone adopt me! I'm already house-trained.