💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Balldo's Gate]

31:30 : Cody says Nick did NOT make a lot of money and breaks it down, saying he maybe made about $800k

• 1.2 million in superchats but 30% goes to YT, 60% to Apple users = $600k
• Rumble deal likely $400k

One way you can tell he made that shit up is that it leaves out major sources of income (Locals, Patreon, Rumble super chats, sponsorships)

 

[Strix454]

that camelot dude seems like the kind of guy who is a closeted homosexual who spreads HIV in his local communities.

Camelot is a confirmed furry who used to have a furry girlfriend who made fursuits for others in his home. They bragged about going to furry meet-ups together back in 2018. That may or may not be worse than being a closeted homosexual.

Does he have his own thread? I tried to search but didn't see anything.

There have been one or two attempts at creating a thread for him in the past. But it doesn't happen because:

1) On his own, he is really boring. He is always only interesting as a side-character in other people's drama.
2) He is an attention whore and wants a thread to call his own.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

and living off the trust with his wife and kids how much better his life would be.

not really. what would happen is the exact same thing the second he made money from the law stuff or when his parents kick the bucket.

800k wouldn't be insane money but it is an absolute fucking ton and is defo lifechanging. For the average person they could pay off (or buy) a house, buy a luxury or two, and still have plenty to spare to put into savings. It won't 'set you up for life', but it'll get you a long fucking way.

compared to how much people assumed he was getting, its not much. people assumed the rumble contract was $1 million alone. then there's the 10k in superchats at his height that people assumed he got every night.

One way you can tell he made that shit up is that it leaves out major sources of income (Locals, Patreon, Rumble super chats, sponsorships)

great point, people don't realize how much money is made through those bullshit sponsorships, its literally why commercials exist. if even .01% of people that watch use the promo code, it can lead to hundreds of thousands of dollars. IIRC one of the top patreons admited they get just as much money from the sponsors that they do from patreon earnings. which means at least a million a year, and that was for just a weekly podcast listened to by broke teenagers. imagine how much money the winemoms had.

locals and rumble are both at least 6 figure payments too.

 

[3MMA]

Kayla settlement conference 06/04/2025 at 10:30am

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Kayla settlement conference 06/04/2025 at 10:30am

Wut?
Why is her settlement conf so much later than Nicks? I realize they have different atty's...but...?
Is this the "news" that Nick found ridiculous?
Lawfags, please respond.

eta: I see this was discussed in the legal thread. Sorry, thought this was new info.

 

[Strix454]

Keem says "I can't stand this Aaron guy, and here's why: Aaron wanted to be a star on Youtube so bad that he gave his wife's pussy on a silver platter to a more popular Youtuber, Nick Rekieta.

Nick was already a failed youtuber by the fall of 2023 when he met Aaron. As has been pointed out many times before, the people Aaron was sucking off for the possibility of increased streaming money and fame at that time were Geno Bisconte and assorted others around compound media. Nick really never did anything for him in terms of streaming and Aaron at the time didn't much leverage anything Nick was doing.

By the fall of 2023, Nick's audience and superchats had collapsed. Rumble had given up on him and had no interest in renewing his contract.

Aaron's motivations for hanging around Nick are alot more simple: Free drinks, free hotel rooms and free coke. But some people will never give up on the idea that Nick is still some kind of big star.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Nick really needs to shit or get off the pot.

Vague-posting like a shit stirring woman on Facebook is not a good look.

 

[smarty_snoops]

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the wheels of justice turn slowly. honestly this alone makes me never want to get in trouble with the law.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

so a retarded question can nick get his license back? I know a judge ordered it to be suspended but what's the process of him earning it back.

 

[Strix454]

Why is her settlement conf so much later than Nicks?

Likely because she is going to take whatever deal Nick agrees to after Nick takes it and the settlement conference in her case is just being put in the court calendar as a formality and put on the schedule as far out as they possibly can put it. As soon as Nick's deal is fully finished, a different type of hearing for her will likely appear in the court calendar.

 

[AltisticRight]

so a retarded question can nick get his license back? I know a judge ordered it to be suspended but what's the process of him earning it back.

It seems that he will need to complete the prerequisite training to reobtain his license. This will not be as easy as paying an outstanding fee.
With that being said, it seems like he wasted money on paying that fee anyway because he never bothered to complete those courses.
He paid the fee to get his NON-PRACTICING LAWYER status back just to gain a one-up on us.
it didn't pay off did it.

 

[AnOminous]

so a retarded question can nick get his license back? I know a judge ordered it to be suspended but what's the process of him earning it back.

He just has to take a bunch of CLE, so if he wants it back fast, he has to pay for it and take some junk CLE courses that are basically web-based. If he wants to be a cheap fucker, he can scrounge around and find a bunch of free CLE, quite similarly web-based. It might take a little longer.

He just has to engage and do the minimal amount of work to maintain his license. So the odds of this useless, worthless, lazy faggot doing it is about zero.

This is disregarding the possibility his ultimate plea deal that he will take, like the little bitch he is, involves confessing to crimes that would result in an automatic suspension of some sort.

He paid the fee to get his NON-PRACTICING LAWYER status back just to gain a one-up on us.
it didn't pay off did it.

All it had as a result was we got to laugh TWICE about him losing his law license. He lost it, paid some money, then immediately lost it again. But that's what losers do. They lose.

Lmao Nick you fucking loser.

YOU LOST IT TWICE!

 

[sherwoods110]

that camelot dude seems like the kind of guy who is a closeted homosexual who spreads HIV in his local communities.

At some point within the last few months, somebody posted a video clip in this thread of Camelot talking about how he and Nick were kissing in some hotel lobby while he was playing piano. I think he may have even made it a point to say that it was not just a quick peck on the lips. What shocked me was that it got little to no attention at all. These guys are certified homos.

 

[Peace Through Power]

At some point within the last few months, somebody posted a video clip in this thread of Camelot talking about how he and Nick were kissing in some hotel lobby while he was playing piano. I think he may have even made it a point to say that it was not just a quick peck on the lips. What shocked me was that it got little to no attention at all. These guys are certified homos.

That's an old clip from June 2023. Most people in the thread have probably seen it already so it wasn't so shocking to them.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Wut?
Why is her settlement conf so much later than Nicks? I realize they have different atty's...but...?
Is this the "news" that Nick found ridiculous?
Lawfags, please respond.

eta: I see this was discussed in the legal thread. Sorry, thought this was new info.

It's a hostile conference. Married couples under law are One Person, legally, in matters where both are implicated. For example, under US Law, the Wife is constitutionally barred from testifying against her husband under the 5th amendment because she is legally bound to him by marriage and holds a sacred position akin to a priest. Consider you, the woman, have your husband confess to a crime to you. Imagine the position this puts you in. Do you report your own husband? This right can only be waived by affirmative consent. It cannot be pierced by any Subpoena or order of the court.

So the fact that husband and wife now not only have separate attorneys but now separate conferences with the State means the marriage shield is no longer in play.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

ALERT ALERT ALERT! Missive From The Court Of Balldo!

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My guess is that he learned of a criminal investigation into Aaron's computer where he's the main suspect..

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

My guess is that he learned of a criminal investigation into Aaron's computer where he's the main suspect..

this was my first guess but i'm not sure what updates if any would occur without being public like an arrest warrant or summons? unless the police just directly contacted him about it, but then i'm not sure what kind of revelation that would be, unless he really thought nothing would ever come of it and is genuinely surprised that his actions have consequences (also possible).

 

[Watching Rekieta]

this was my first guess but i'm not sure what updates if any would occur without being public like an arrest warrant or summons? unless the police just directly contacted him about it, but then i'm not sure what kind of revelation that would be, unless he really thought nothing would ever come of it and is genuinely surprised (also possible).

Did they seize his computer? Is that why he did the shitty voice only join on the memorial show?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Did they seize his computer? Is that why he did the shitty voice only join on the memorial show?

He was drinking and shittered, and somehow he hasn't streamed from the balldovault in months- I think the last person to stream from there was April on her zoom meetings with the court.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Camelot is a confirmed furry who used to have a furry girlfriend who made fursuits for others in his home. They bragged about going to furry meet-ups together back in 2018. That may or may not be worse than being a closeted homosexual.



There have been one or two attempts at creating a thread for him in the past. But it doesn't happen because:

1) On his own, he is really boring. He is always only interesting as a side-character in other people's drama.
2) He is an attention whore and wants a thread to call his own.

His audience is literal faggots and his main way of levelling up his parasocial relationship with them is pity parties. I saw him whining on twitter about being alone on christmas (reminder that he has a kid that he abandoned and refused to acknowledge or have any relations with)