One of those companies like Microsoft that build special gaming and input devices for severely disabled and immobilized people should team up with Patrick and make a stalker child keyboard for him with big buttons for all of his greatest hits (I'm thinking oversized keys with the autism puzzle piece color pallet but I'm not a designer)
Those are just your delusions, stalker Jay. Rick works at Lightning Fat VCR Repair.
There is not a single facet of life where Rick makes good decisions, but his financial ones are especially noteworthy.
The Las Vegas guy reminds me of Pat, just going to say it.
Interesting. Evidently these poor, misguided victims of racial and financial oppression didn’t realize they were stealing from a marathon-running actual tough guy who could feed them their own teeth. They don’t know how lucky they were to escape from our favorite varsity athlete without being transformed into salted, cured meat.
At this point, I suspeect his autocomplete guesses "Enjoy prison stalker child" the moment he touches "E".
"I'm going to enjoy what happens next."
Technicality Tomlinson, he didn’t call child. He walked right up.
No, because he didn't chase them and he probably couldn't breathe while wearing a coof mask outdoors while chasing pepperoni. Much less actually shout anything. Notice the "stay home save lives" sign in the background of that ghetto-ass neighborhood he was standing outside waiting for his grease covered 10:30 at night cheesesteak from at a place called "Chubby's?"
Tbh I'd honestly feel sorry for a normal establishment suddenly getting showered with prank reviews from weirdoes years after some fat squealing pig got smacked around there for his phone, but honestly look at those fucking cheesesteaks, they look like garbage. That's about the kind of cheesesteak you can expect in fucking Milwaukee apparently.
