💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Holy fuck, my sides are in orbit. The sheer cognitive dissonance Patrick has is mind boggling, he'll swat himself and deface his own property to try and gain asspats over his 'victimhood', to the point of trying to sue people for the crime of going to the same bar as him, but he won't say a single word when he gets robbed at gunpoint by hoodrats. Is he just so clinically retarded that he's started to believe his own lies instead of the shit actually happening to him?

EDIT: The name of the fucking restaurant being Chubby's just fucking slays me, this man's entire life is just God shitposting :story:
 
You know what guys? I think it was very disrespectful of Fatrick to sick the police on these poor urban youths. By doing so, he actively perpetuated the harmful and racist stereotype that black folx steal all the time. Shame on you Fatboy, you're a terrible ally and an even worse writer.

Heem 'em all. dijo:
What noise do you think he made when the first black fist connected with his snout?
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A racially diverse and socioeconomically disadvantaged one.
 
Was this really a cellphone mugging or was it revenge for their dead homies pepperoni-cide?

The fat useless fuck thinks he's Patrick Swayze from Roadhouse, then gets ganked for his expensive cell phone by 3 unarmed kids? The shit he does/says makes me laugh but, it's the shit we'll never even know about for certain that makes me wonder how many phones have gone missing and why all those "swatting" incidents happeend on days he wasn't hosting his air Bnb.
 
Judge Holden dijo:
Fatrick is now xeeting every *three* seconds....this has gotta be a fuckin record
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I really hope one day that I am able to witness one of those 4 hour long documentary videos about old Internet shit, with the guy going over stuff like this in painstaking detail. Timestamps of twitter post screenshots to show just how deranged this man was. I want the whole world to gaze upon this and be forced to contemplate what exactly went through Patrick S. Tomlinson's mind.
 
Giant Troonade dijo:
Holy fuck, my sides are in orbit. The sheer cognitive dissonance Patrick has is mind boggling, he'll swat himself and deface his own property to try and gain asspats over his 'victimhood', to the point of trying to sue people for the crime of going to the same bar as him, but he won't say a single word when he gets robbed at gunpoint by hoodrats. Is he just so clinically retarded that he's started to believe his own lies instead of the shit actually happening to him?

EDIT: The name of the fucking restaurant being Chubby's just fucking slays me, this man's entire life is just God shitposting :story:
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*slams double shot of shitty bourbon*

Ya know what. Im gonna actually go out on a very fat limb and very slightly defend the Pig Man based solely on one key word.

Context.

Remember the year and the time. It was the height of the 2020 Summer of Love and mostly peaceful protests. If any time was peak woke and peak currentyear, it was fucking then. Institutions and companies and ESPECIALLY #resist libs on xitter were going absolutely fucking performatively feral in witch hunts and purity spirals and worse....so it does not take a genius to guess what would happen if a very white, allegedly male, and incredibly pig like manchild was to start angrily oinking on xitter about members of the upstanding african american community stealing his phone and assaulting him.

Hell he wouldnt even have to fucking identify their race, merely mentioning being a victim of crime in the height of "ABOLISH THE POLICE" horseshit could have been enough to have a fuckload of screaming social media retards aiming their flailing at him.

Sure, it is craven as all hell and entirely worthy of our contempt and our mockery, but I feel it is only fair we bring this up as a partial explainer for why he tried to pretend like this never happened on xitter.
 
Good news for me, Flavia and the entire Brazilian-Pepperoni community! This was all a big misunderstanding:
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reptile baht spaniard rid dijo:
Enjoy prison stalker child.

Even that short version I have a hard time typing and submitting on a phone in three seconds.

It’s fucking unreal.
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I don't know about Android phones but I assume it let's you create text shortcuts like the iPhone does. I use "OMW" for on my way so "EPSC" is probably his go to for stalker child replies.
 
Useful_Mistake dijo:
Please find attached a police report from 2020 wherein Patrick gets beaten up by three black men who then stole his phone. The police never found these black men.

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Actual tough guy who is a little light on closets and will spoon-feed you your teeth can't take on three crackhead Milwaukee niggers.

Three future doctors: "AYO GIBZME YO PHONE CRACKA"
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Fat retard: "No chilD, I will not give you my phone. What you are doing is committing a felony mugging harassment, continuing to talk to me is a felony, enjoy prison"
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Ahhh, now we get why Fatrick is so intent on turning niggers into pepperoni!

It's revenge!

also: LOL...where's the tuff guy Pat? Did you try to feed these niggers their teeth? Yah I didn't think so.
 
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