💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Akroateron]

This would explain Patrick's insatiable hunger for pepperoni of a very specific origin.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

This is such a good bit, God bless Kyle Tomlinson!

lol pat just looks like a retard in this exchange. The guy is all “aww poor retard, he sure sounded like a big boy to me!”

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Chubby Cheesecakes is also another name for Rick

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I am unconcerned. Have a good day.

Fuck you’re stupid.

It’s there a more perfect pat in existence? Damn that’s good.

 

[|o|]

had to repurchase his entire ebook collection

lol imagine paying for ebooks

 

[Vibralldo]

He got reverse Jussie'd

 

[OffTopic]

 

[HahaYes]

He literally had the phone snatched out of his hands while he was seething and childing people.

He is dedicated to the grind, stalker. While you are in prison he will still be childing your descendants until the end of time. Wait for the xitter notification, and enjoy

 

[Axiom.]

...and they farted in his wife's vagina afterwards. Patrick got cucked by Pringle Can John, The Pests, Josiah Munoz, Quasi, The Milwaukee PD, and now the meat that was supposed to be niggeroni.

Will there be no end to him suing the cuck chair?

 

[Divine right to rule]

These Cops are full of shit. I refuse to believe Porky wasn't drunk.


I don't even know what is the best thing about this.
That he was robbed by YOUTHS even though he is such a real life tough guy?
That he fatly gave chase and didn't catch them?
That he lost ANOTHER overpaid Samsung phone after taking the first one for a swim?
That he was eating at a "cheesy steak" place, which is exactly the kind of cuisine we all expect him to consume in masses?

This year is starting strong, thanks to the exceptional detectives digging this up.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Fatrick who is fat got robbed outside a what? Chubby Cheesesteak place? It’s like poetry.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

When three American Brothas know about your special cured meats and got some shit to say about it.

 

[Judge Holden]

Fatrick is now xeeting every *three* seconds....this has gotta be a fuckin record


EDIT: For any new meat visiting the thread and wanting a read on just what kind of a sped fatrick is, allow me to furnish you with his latest xeet

 

[Spergichu]

Fatrick is now xeeting every *three* seconds....this has gotta be a fuckin record
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There's no way he doesn't have a macro or a bot set up for these things.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

There's no way he doesn't have a macro or a bot set up for these things.

Enjoy prison stalker child.

Even that short version I have a hard time typing and submitting on a phone in three seconds.

It’s fucking unreal.

 

[Divine right to rule]

There's no way he doesn't have a macro or a bot set up for these things.

You are seriously underestimating this man's retardation.
He has done this for years, and sometimes he makes typos, that's how we know he is too stupid to just make a copypasta-macro.

 

[Dartos Cremaster]

Fatrick is now xeeting every *three* seconds....this has gotta be a fuckin record
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How does he have time to determine whose life is and isn’t over in just 3 seconds?

 

[grimacefetishist]

Please find attached a police report from 2020 wherein Patrick gets beaten up by three black men who then stole his phone. The police never found these black men.

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Good for them.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

I am frankly shocked that our Marathon Man was unable to keep up with the three suspects he was chasing. I just cannot put my finger on exactly why. Oh that's right, he's FAT.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

If this wasn't a cultural enrichment, do we think he would have been bleating about it instead of hiding it for years?

I'm torn. On one hand, he got his ass whupped and it deflates his attempts to build an "actual tough guy" persona. On the other hand, I feel like he would love to use it as some kinda bona fides that he's got experience on street survival or some shit. Add in constant embellishments here and there, you know, standard pat stuff. But it doesn't fit so well when it's the usual suspects.