💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Yet another embarrassing escalade that the internet is now aware of, all because Pat just can't help being Pat.
The idiots stay winning.
 
Pizdec dijo:
this suit is going to fatten his ego more then that cheesesteak sandwich ever could
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There is no way in hell a man as rotund as Patrick S. Tomlinson would stop at one cheesesteak sandwich. The case may be unsolved, but we can rest assured a tremendous amount of cheesesteak was eaten that night.
 
Can we identify ANY pause in his oinking on twitter on the night of the 14 Aug, Milwaukee time? Because if his phone was gone but he keeps oinking, he must have logged in on his laptop or taken Nikki's phone to keep squealing.
 
AnOminous dijo:
The unbelievable part is him chasing them. Because he's fat.
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Aight, time to bust open the skills I learned from that weirdass Londoner obsessed with claiming Charles Lechmere was Jack the Ripper (to be honest he is kinda the least unlikely of the named suspects....not saying much though)

So on the right hand side is the place he was given the I Spit on Your Grave treatment by the HueHues, and the Mcdonalds is where the line ends.
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TOMLINSON stated that he chased the subjects to the address of 1614 E North Av, McDonald's, when the subjects continued north through the parking lot and he lost sight of them.
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Pig man *claims* he chased them to roughly where the blue line ends, however if we zoom in to street view from Chubby's Cheesesteaks we can see that from the entrance to the Drive Thru one can see the Mcdonalds in question as well as the parking lot
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From this and the claim they "continued north through the parking lot" we can assume a route of escape something like this
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Them heading into the parking lot north before he lost sight of them as they passed behind the building itself matches this route perfectly from Piggy's hypothetical (and fat) vantage point at the entrance of Chubby's where he would have waddled out of while oinking in a mix of terror and porcine rage for someone to immediately incapacitate and render immobile the ThiefChilds as he watched them run away laughing their asses of, which he would have then twisted to "Yes child, as a successful half-marathon runner I totally chased them down before they gave me the slip in the Parking lot" when reporting to the cops because its fucking fatrick here.

EDIT: Also if he chased them to Mcdonalds and saw them head north through the parking lot, he would have seen them either jump a fence or run down North Newhall street as I speculated, but he simply states he "lost sight of them" when they went north through the parking lot.....yeah I think I have straight up solved the case here. Pig man is a fat fucking liar who cannot stop being a fat fucking liar about the pettiest shit when making police reports.
 
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Judge Holden dijo:
Them heading into the parking lot north before he lost sight of them as they passed behind the building itself matches this route perfectly from Piggy's hypothetical (and fat) vantage point at the entrance of Chubby's where he would have waddled out of while oinking in a mix of terror and porcine rage for someone to immediately incapacitate and render immobile the ThiefChilds as he watched them run away laughing their asses of, which he would have then twisted to "Yes child, as a successful half-marathon runner I totally chased them down before they gave me the slip in the Parking lot" when reporting to the cops because its fucking fatrick here.
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This makes complete sense of everything, he would have been able to see where they went without having to move an inch, but of course he had to embellish it because he's a Tough Guy™.
 
Ok look alive people, pig man is now oinking out again on xitter which could result in him dropping new threats related to him getting the MAGA country treatment
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EDIT: Fucking uncanny....
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EDIT: Lord he xeeting every four seconds now....also this new fucking StalkerChilde account is so fucking stupid and yet it made me belly laugh at the retarded simplicity of how easy it is to bait this hog
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