DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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This is amazing. Even for Phil is this a new level of incompetence. Somebody should write a post in the haplening thread, this is too good to not share. Sadly too late for me and I have to sleel now (:_(
 
PieceofShet dijo:
Why cant he just hold both end of that thing and just fuckin twist?
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His hands have no muscle, holding two things and twisting them together would hurt him, therefore its bad and wrong stupid.
 
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I remember there were some late night TV show hosts that would get cheap crappy products forced on them for product placement and they would tear them apart for how shit they were and put on a big act about it because it was hilarious (sort of like the clarification comments on scammy ads on twitter)

I like how DSP is slightly similar to that but has an added dash of "comedically incompetent fat American trying to balance oversized bowl of popcorn on their recliner while it spills 6 times"

DSP is perfect.
 
johnkimble123 dijo:
"Phil is smart he's just lazy"
Also Null - "Phil is well spoken and more intelligent than people I usually talk to"
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DSP can sometimes articulate himself well in conversation. We just rarely see him in actual conversation since he mostly monologues (even when he replies to chat messages it's still monologues)

When it comes to spatial awareness and manipulation of physical objects, walking and clumsiness he's from fucking Pluto or some unknown alien planet.
 
The Mike Clum documentary really was the greatest bit of kahntent we never got. Just the raw footage of Mike wandering around the fortress of snortitude would be a godsend. I am DESPERATE to know how similar the place is to the Baker Family House in RE7.
 
After hyping up eating Taco Bell nuggets all week, his order just came in: no nuggets.

He's saying he's going to put in a separate order, which he will pay separate ordering costs and fees for (hint hint). He's about to go overtime for this. Khet's crying downstairs.

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I wouldn't be surprised if he fucked up the order himself. Funny thing is: he's complaining about now having to wait an extra 20 minutes for the new order, while not actually putting in the order, but instead complaining for 10 minutes about the order taking more time now... You can't make this shit up.

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BREAKING NEWS: he's going to drive to Taco Bell and order them there. I repeat: the hermit is leaving the house.

And of course he's blessing his viewers with another 20 minutes of dumb clips and an empty chair.
 
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You know those TV ads at 3am where someone is trying to slice a loaf of bread but they have to make it comically retarded and fuck the whole thing up since it's an ad for knives?

Somehow Phil is more incompetent.
 
Today's shtream should dispel the idea that anyone other than Phail is responsible for the countless broken items in the snort fort. Khet and Jasper are innocent.

Oh, it's one of his worst shtreaming days ever: Phail didn't get his nuggies. Phail says they'll credit him for said nuggies, but he doesn't want to pay for them.

None of this makes sense. Why is he complaining about being stressed? Linda and Dave failed spectacularly.
 
Comma dijo:
After hyping up eating Taco Bell nuggets all week, his order just came in: no nuggets.

He's saying he's going to put in a separate order, which he will pay separate ordering costs and fees for (hint hint).
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He's baiting for more donos by saying he's going to have to place another order but also you just know he's gonna refund the initial order as well.
 
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