💤 Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Null]

Is there a summary post with the recent happenings? I last left the thread at like page 150-something, and now we have horrifying chat logs, a pedophile in the hospital, and Lowtax taking his site back.

It's basically exactly what you've said.

 

[Shrangus]

Is there a summary post with the recent happenings? I last left the thread at like page 150-something, and now we have horrifying chat logs, a pedophile in the hospital, and Lowtax taking his site back.

It's mostly been stuff like people confirming the link between shmorky, sandy, and peaches, shoring up existing info with more evidence. He called soliloqueef and left her a garbled voicemail and a contact number but nobody is feeling cruel enough to expect her to call him.

 

[Amanda Mullen]

One more for the stack ;D

Too real...Shmork would literally walk around the house like this.

 

[Joey Caruso]

This thread should be made into a full-length novel. It's got everything - drama, intrigue, mystery, tragedy, and poopy diaper porn. I think we have a best-seller on our hands here.

 

[petch]

Yo, excuse me if the question's been asked but @Mandarys_Milan: what did you call him when you two were dating? I'm guessing "Dave" was off limits, but did he force you to call him Daisy/Shmorky?

 

[PissFlaps]

I have a question for @Mandarys_Milan too. How long did you and Shmorky talk online before you met in person? How often would the diaper fetish scenarios happen during chat?

Did he play it off as just a goofy online thing, because I know once you were in person and he started peeing himself you seemed surprised. What made you think it was not a real life fetish?

 

[attack alligator]

It's mostly been stuff like people confirming the link between shmorky, sandy, and peaches, shoring up existing info with more evidence. He called soliloqueef and left her a garbled voicemail and a contact number but nobody is feeling cruel enough to expect her to call him.

Lowtax also rose from the grave to reap the sinners.

 

[Jaiman]

This whole comic reminds me of Shmorky

 

[Meowthkip]

Spoiler: Large image of doodles

I did some Shmorky related doodles, including what might be my new Tumblr avatar and a shot at Cuteosphere, because fuck that bitch.

 

[minmin]

Get Schwifty rendition, "Get Shmorky" with a Shmorky voice. Maybe some minor (lol) lyric alterations.

"Take off your pants and your panties.
Shit on the floor.
Time to get Shmorky in here."

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Also got a question that may or may not have been answered already to @Mandarys_Milan, but was any other member of Schmorko's family aware that their son was a babyfur scat fetishist? Andd if they did, what were their reactions?

 

[Josuke]

Also got a question that may or may not have been answered already to @Mandarys_Milan, but was any other member of Schmorko's family aware that their son was a babyfur scat fetishist? Andd if they did, what were their reactions?

Wouldn't be surprised if his brother told them, now that the thread's escalated this far.

 

[Davesnothere]

[EDIT]that joke went over like lead balloon so I'll change this into something else I wanna say rather then double posting.

Since the Sandypants FA and Twitter hasn't been updated in years, what are the chances that Shmorky has yet another alternate account?

 

[Oekaki Hellion]

Which irc servers did he hang out in?

Used to hang out at #oekaki-hell on irc.sorcery.net, That however has no #oekaki channels anymore. After the Dave and Akirarat boards went belly up we all moved to irc.dal.net. We actually all stopped chatting there this year and the room collapsed. Dave never went there though so thats a dead end. Jared and his crew didn't like a bunch of the #fearsome people and went to an IRC I visited maybe twice and have since forgotten. I have no idea about where he hung out on irc.furnet.org. I went there once to talk to that guy who knew Dave but he didn't hang out in the same channels.

Akirarat used to hang out with him and Davekaki was actually a subboard of Aki's if you don't know used to draw sick shit in the early web days. You might have seen some of his oekaki drawings on 4chan way back when. He had a series of gross muppet ones depicting stuff Kami the muppet with HIV stabbing herself in the neck as the HIV blood sprays unto the rest of the sesame street or Kermit eating a mass of frog spawn. They used to get posted as shock pictures to derail threads for years. Aki is basically gone from this world or changed names completely.

Wacoon used to post on Daves a bunch before getting his own board. I think he still draws from what I can tell. I don't know if he actually hosts a board anymore.

Oh hey look at this incredibly old picture he did of all the old artists from back then oh god the nostalgia, has it really been so long? Oh there is Corona in the top row after she stopped going by Moonweazel after the affair with the diaperboy.



Waccoon 2002/7/31 (Wed.) 01:51:57

My 100th Oekaki! Thanks to all these people for making Oekaki BBS's some of the coolest things on the Internet! From top left:

Top Row: Dave Kelly, Leighanna, Wicabeth, Karna, Corona, "GT" Ben, Seraph (I think).

Mid Row: Helen S., Surebei Neko, Hentai Hec, Alan Foreman, Flarn, Squirrel Boi, Guppy, Nani Moose.

Bottom Row: Keisuke, Rosko, Archella, The Pig, RooCat, Random J, Tea San, XOD!

Lots more people couldn't make it because they wouldn't fit, or I didn't know how to draw them. SOME of these people include Cobalt, Aki, Jidane, Pippo, Quetesh, Sage, Captain Ninja, The Humon, Noxor, Mao Li, BR, Pod, MoMo, Zug, HClark, The NURF, and a whole lot more.

Enjoy! Oh, and try not to spam this off the front page for a while, Kay?

 

[Big Nasty]

Question: Is the Vaughn Bode ripoff Dave Kelly's earliest known drawing style?

 

[Monokuma]

[EDIT]that joke went over like lead balloon so I'll change this into something else I wanna say rather then double posting.

Since the Sandypants FA and Twitter hasn't been updated in years, what are the chances that Shmorky has yet another alternate account?

shit you know a while back I found an account that posted mostly nonsensical things but had posted klurf pictures and seemed a lot like shmorky's writing style... only had 60 followers or so.. might have been an old account he abandoned

ALSO im weirdly attracted to @Mandarys_Milan becauz we share the same autismo interests and i hate myself and decent relationships!

 

[Davesnothere]

shit you know a while back I found an account that posted mostly nonsensical things but had posted klurf pictures and seemed a lot like shmorky's writing style... only had 60 followers or so.. might have been an old account he abandoned

If you could find that account, that would be amazing because we wanna leave Shmorky with nowhere to hide where our ever watchful eyes can't find him!

 

[Male Idiot]

It is a true wonder why Smorky haven't moved to India yet. He could take a bath in the Ganges, that's a river made up of his favourite material!

 

[Aquinas]

It is a true wonder why Smorky haven't moved to India yet. He could take a bath in the Ganges, that's a river made up of his favourite material!

Children?

 

[HG 400]

It is a true wonder why Smorky haven't moved to India yet. He could take a bath in the Ganges, that's a river made up of his favourite material!

You must be a really attractive girl in real life, because you're not nearly as funny as you've apparently been constantly told you are.