💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Votos: 40 9.9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Votos: 14 3.5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Votos: 12 3.0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Votos: 192 47.5%
  • Continuance...

    Votos: 146 36.1%

  • Total de votantes
    404
  • Encuesta cerrada .
Nick takes shots at Kino Casino and says they did worse things.
Gigacope. I’m not even sweeping for The Tard and The Lard, but neither of them had children involved in their debauchery. Abortski nipped that in the bud before it even got out of the womb.

Conversely, Nick Rekieta’s underaged daughter tested positive for cocaine.
 
- He calls out Aaron for having weak-ass arms
- He calls out Aaron for not being a tough guy and not being able to fight anyone.
- Dax non-ironically talks about Aaron trying to revive a dead format.
- Nick says Aaron is obsessed with Radio. Nick thinks that is dumb. But Nick doesn't care.
- Nick learned that Aaron lives in this moment and nothing past/present/future does not exist. Everything Aaron does bends toward serving this exact moment.
- Aaron has told stories where he is the hero. But the real hero in all of those stories was either Nick, Kayla or April. Aaron's brain changes out other people for himself in stories.
- Aaron's stories are "really weird"
- Nick is way stronger than Aaron and was terrified of Nick's strength in real life. He looked into Nick's eyes and could not deal with him.
- Nick brags about knowing what porn Aaron watches and Aaron should not be critical of anyone on onlyfans.
- Aaron has no concept of self-actualization.
- If Aaron was self-aware, he would be self-loathing.

Damn, this fool is like one of those girls who get dumped and obsess about the guy who dumped them for years and years afterwards.

Bitch and moan all you like, Nick. I'm pretty sure Aaron Imholte is never going to get back together with you.
 
- Nick's kids have no concept of anything going on and are just happy to be home. Nick's kids know nothing about drugs or anything like that or why Nick had trouble with the law. Nick's oldest kid made a joke in the past about cocaine in the car with Nick and Nick's kid didn't really understand what cocaine really was. Nick was taught about drugs in public schools, but his children know nothing at all about drugs.
- Nick's kids know nothing whatsoever about drugs. They could not recognize them if they saw them.
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- Nick never drank around his kids when he would have to drive or take care of them.
My nigga in Christ you were literally on stream getting plastered until the early hours while simultaneously bitching about how you had to drive your kids to activities in a few hours.


- Nick claims that 1 in 5 children in the USA would test positive for controlled substance
Is Nick confusing children and random $100 bills?


- Nick is way stronger than Aaron and was terrified of Nick's strength in real life. He looked into Nick's eyes and could not deal with him.
Lol. LMAO even. Don't get me wrong Aaron is an effeminate fag in his own right but I'm pretty sure he could snap Nick in half like the twig he is.


- Nick has suffered in his physical health and mental health because of what the government has done.
Man I can't believe the government held Nick down and stuffed coke up his nose and turned his house into a disgusting crack den and made him let other people fuck his wife.
 
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After signing a really great deal with the prosecution (where they are really scared of what Nick can bring in the real court case) 2025 looks really bright:
- Nick goes back to regular streaming on legal topics and life
- He successfully ignores all the comments about the case, never mentions the The Real Gay Story™ again and moves the show in the right direction
- gets really great guests on the show
- sends out the 5K gifts
- signs a really great contract with Rumble
- absolutely no drama with April and Kayla
- Aaron goes to prison
- enjoys safely driving kids around
- The December 2025 case with Montagraph doesn't loom over the whole year making him abuse substances again
- fixes the door under the sink by the end of 2025
And most importantly, the bedroom is destigmatised.
 
What evidentery issues? Illegal drugs were there. If they had not tested as such in lab the case would already be gone... You can not get more slam drunk than it was...
I presume he told them he intends to, with his notable wealth, put forward a number of deranged challenges to every piece of evidence supplied by the prosecution, making the trial quite expensive for Kandiyohi County. Essentially, what big nasty evil government is often accused of doing to the little guy, he is threatening to do to them.
 
I presume he told them he intends to, with his notable wealth, put forward a number of deranged challenges to every piece of evidence supplied by the prosecution, making the trial quite expensive for Kandiyohi County. Essentially, what big nasty evil government is often accused of doing to the little guy, he is threatening to do to them.
Reminds me of a Greer or an Acerthorn:

Drag the trial out out of spite

Great job, Nick:

You're on the level of literal retards
 
- Everyone has it wrong. Everyone pretends to care about children, but do not know their names.
Right, because you have to know someone's name to care about their well being.
- The kids have no idea about internet drama do not totally understand why they were taken out of their home. They told the cops that they had no idea about drugs
Did they have an idea of mom and dad sleeping 4 to a bed with the Imholtes?
- People are pretending to be Nick's friends, but they never were. LawTube people are just being jealous.
Jealous of being busted for coke and child endangerment?
- Nick does not keep a list of grudges against people.
Fucking doubt.
- Nick is very close to a deal in the case, and he thinks that he will come to a deal at his next hearing. Nick has a LOT of evidentiary issues he could raise and hammer the prosecution on. it could be enough to win, but there is always risk and it will cost a lot of time and money. The easiest thing to do is to compromise and make a deal.
Do it then Nick. Don't be a pussy, fight and win.
- Nick repeats the lie that the State's response to the motion to ask for recording of the pre-trial motions where they said 'there are no victims' and 'children will not testify'., that it means the State conceded the children were not victimised in any way.
He keeps harping on this despite it being a lie. He is going to cope with this until his grave.
- Nick takes shots at Kino Casino and says they did worse things.
Did they do these worse things while having 5 kids at home?
- Nick claims that 1 in 5 children in the USA would test positive for controlled substance.
I think he meant 1 in 5 in his household.
- Nick has recordings of the reports and interviews made to police and he could go through those on his show.
How about you go through the bodycam footage on your show. No?
- Nick is way stronger than Aaron and was terrified of Nick's strength in real life. He looked into Nick's eyes and could not deal with him.
Amateur boxer Aaron was sacred of Nick's strength that only can lift a whiskey glass to his mouth.
- If Aaron was self-aware, he would be self-loathing.
HOLY PROJECTION BATMAN.
- After the case is over, Nick will make his comeback.
Nick, I don't want to hear about the cum on your back from Ricardo and Romaine.
 
I now want Nick to go to trial solely so we can see why magic evidence would require the state to spend a fortune.
He probably has the most open and short case they’ve had to deal with all year
 
I presume he told them he intends to, with his notable wealth, put forward a number of deranged challenges to every piece of evidence supplied by the prosecution, making the trial quite expensive for Kandiyohi County. Essentially, what big nasty evil government is often accused of doing to the little guy, he is threatening to do to them.
That seems like potentially very effective way to make judge throw book at someone especially a lawyer... Still maybe it plays out being annoying enough just to go for a deal...
 
That seems like potentially very effective way to make judge throw book at someone especially a lawyer... Still maybe it plays out being annoying enough just to go for a deal...
At the end of the day, if they actually are looking at significant costs for what is really a basic bitch crime (drug posession), I cant fault them for wanting all this gay nonsense done with as quickly as possible.

Principles matter, but a key principle is doing whats best for the county, and that likely doesn't include dedicating the time to respond to Rekeita making numerous psuedo-plausible claims that require expert witnesess, multiple rounds of lab analysis and a long witness list when the result will be the same: the rich bastard getting a little asspained with no prison time.
 
Man I can't believe the government held Nick down and stuffed coke up his nose and turned his house into a disgusting crack den and made him let other people fuck his wife.
Nick is the perfect example of someone who should not be allowed to plead guilty. He thinks he's innocent of everything, and all the wrongdoing was on the part of the government. He's not suffering the consequences of his actions, everything that's happening to him is someone else's fault. Sitting there, and having one side lay out the evidence while he lays out his spin, and having his spin expressly be rejected by 12 of his peers sitting in judgment over him is what this guy needs.
 
I now want Nick to go to trial solely so we can see why magic evidence would require the state to spend a fortune.
He probably has the most open and short case they’ve had to deal with all year

Nick's big lie in that area, so far as it can be determined, is that he can win the case or by challenging all the drug testing in the case.

This gets back to Nick's old (wrong) idea that the state has to prove that he used drugs to convict him of possession. They do not.

All the charges the state has currently brought, including child endangerment, could be made without a single drug test being in evidence. The only area where drug testing would enter into the case would be if the daughter's positive test were entered into evidence and the state sought a higher charge related to the child endangerment aspects of the case.

In a simple possession case and related child endangerment, the only testing that matters is the testing of the substance found during the search of the house. Nothing else matters.

The most likely reason for a plea deal at this point is that Nick is willing to go along with a plea deal which is effectively equal to a sentence in a trial conviction. When Nick talked about the deal with Dax, that seemed like what was being negotiated.
 
The most likely reason for a plea deal at this point is that Nick is willing to go along with a plea deal which is effectively equal to a sentence in a trial conviction. When Nick talked about the deal with Dax, that seemed like what was being negotiated.
I sincerely hope that whatever deal is negotiated forces Nick to plea guilty to child endangerment. I know he desperately wants that dropped because then he can crow about how the state totally dropped that because they knew it was bullshit and not because that's just how plea deals work. I want him to be saddled with a guilty plea for CE because no matter what cope he comes up with he still plead to it.
 
I sincerely hope that whatever deal is negotiated forces Nick to plea guilty to child endangerment. I know he desperately wants that dropped because then he can crow about how the state totally dropped that because they knew it was bullshit and not because that's just how plea deals work. I want him to be saddled with a guilty plea for CE because no matter what cope he comes up with he still plead to it.
I think he deserves child abuse. But I also don't think it's on the table.
 
- Nick's kids have NEVER seen Nick drunk
I know we don’t need proof this degenerate is lying but if we did, this is it. It’s almost statistically impossible for someone to spend 60% of the day drunk off their ass and not have it be seen by people living in the same house. Even if you want to get faggoty with the syntax, the kids will have seen him “functionally alcoholic” drunk at minimum. So legally drunk but not noticeably drunk.
 
This has appeared before in the thread, but I think some people may have missed it and I don't think this can be stressed enough, when dealing with this lying cocksucker.

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“I can’t wait to tell you the whole story.”
In honor of your retrospective, I did a thing during the news drought.

A SELECTION OF NICK'S TWEETS SINCE NOV. 1 (completely out of context when necessary)

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Agree! Good luck with that.

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Does April? My Retard to English Translate function broke.

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That bible verse is about money, Pastor Rackets. Translation: SATAN.

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It's 'ackshelly', lit major. Also, X to doubt.

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I'm getting all tingly with your word games.

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(context, called April a ho)
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Sigmond Typo Freud doing God's slip work.

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Whose bottom?

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Lol. Lmao even.

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No, you.


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Syntax, Nick. Did you mean "will be"? ... No? Didn't think so.

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We're doin' our damndest 'round here.

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There's a link for that. (Under the spoiler in @Himedall All-seeing Waifu's post)

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Recovery is a bitch.


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Which is it?

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Agree! See, we've come full circle.

Actual topics covered over 5 weeks: Raging at Sean, raging at Nate, raging at Chad Z, raging at Keanu, banning dozens of people, denying dozens of times that his kid ingested coke, 'nerd' to infinity, get thee to Canada (for suicide), public sexting with April.

Bonus I:
New April theory: He needed her off HIS Twitter account bc she's facing charges.
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Bonus II
I missed this at the time. John's living rent-free.
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Edit: A word
 
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Wasn’t MetokurMasochist also a Rekieta Law dono?
Oh yeah, absolutely. There were even rumours claiming Kino Casino didn't originally cover skelly because their biggest whale MM demanded so. How did I forget this? I'm so dumb.
Skelly also gloated that we had a paedophile on the site, who was banned right away. And? This nonce has been a member of his LOCALS for over 2 years.
 
Man Rekieta is so cool. Every super cool person I know is constantly responding to people yelling, "lol gay retard!" and "Child abuser!" at them. He should write a book on how he got to this lofty position in life.
 
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