💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[anionfarflung]

This is @Fapcop erasure and I will not stand for it.

Can't say I would kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I can't think of a better punishment for Nick than being forced to tard-wrangle April for the rest of his life.

The real chef's kiss would be if Nick knocked her up and she insisted on keeping the baby. April is 100% the type to lie about being on birth control and Nick wouldn't hesitate to hit it raw.

 

[AltisticRight]

My life = private
Your life = profit

Eat a dick, Nick. Oh wait, you already do.

Fact check: FALSE
Nick doesn't eat "a dick".
One is not enough.

 

[SargonF00t]

This has appeared before in the thread, but I think some people may have missed it and I don't think this can be stressed enough, when dealing with this lying cocksucker.

“I can’t wait to tell you the whole story.”

 

[Fapcop]

The real chef's kiss would be if Nick knocked her up and she insisted on keeping the baby. April is 100% the type to lie about being on birth control and Nick wouldn't hesitate to hit it raw.

I’m sure that would just DELIGHT Kayla, with all the miscarriages and problems she had getting pregnant.

I’ll bet you April would show up at their church cooing the baby while smiling innocently to Kayla.

 

[Oliver Onions]

This has appeared before in the thread, but I think some people may have missed it and I don't think this can be stressed enough, when dealing with this lying cocksucker.

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“I can’t wait to tell you the whole story.”

>"Sorry, they will remain private."

Yeah I'll bet. Just like your marriage remained aggressively monogamous, right slugger?

 

[Fapcop]

This is @Fapcop erasure and I will not stand for it.

Thank you friend!

We all know there are plenty of farmers who look at April, mock her in public, but in their hearts of hearts, their penis whispers “Would!” At a chance for a god honest, homewrecking, long legged Minnesota 6.

I will bear their cross. Alone and unthanked.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

The real chef's kiss would be if Nick knocked her up and she insisted on keeping the baby. April is 100% the type to lie about being on birth control and Nick wouldn't hesitate to hit it raw.

When the Viagra commercials warn you about "do not take Viagra if you're taking nitrates for chest pain", "nitrates" includes amyl nitrate i.e. poppers. It probably is also bad to mix with the research chemicals Nick uses. Very likely he is totally impotent and capable of penetration only with a balldo.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

I can’t wait to tell you the whole story... wait, the whole story is absolutely gay so it will remain private, sorry.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I can't think of a better punishment for Nick than being forced to tard-wrangle April for the rest of his life.

What about the Electric Chair?

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

What about the Electric Chair?

The balldo will insulate him

 

[KittyLoaf]

This has appeared before in the thread, but I think some people may have missed it and I don't think this can be stressed enough, when dealing with this lying cocksucker.

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“I can’t wait to tell you the whole story.”

I had noticed this little pivot. Rate me optimistic but I'm hoping his sudden wish for everything to be private (again) has something to do with an ongoing investigation regarding his Aaron obsession.

The idea of Nick getting arrested in time for Christmas or the New Year for his cyber trespassing (?) because he was jilted makes me giggle.

 

[卐ㅤㅤ]

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Do they just buy a separate card for Kayla, then, or is that Aaron's job?

 

[Desktop User2]

Fact check: FALSE
Nick doesn't eat "a dick".
One is not enough.

I rate this post 2/5 balldos on the "Nick posting" scale. You need to be more obtuse and defensive, do better.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

This has appeared before in the thread, but I think some people may have missed it and I don't think this can be stressed enough, when dealing with this lying cocksucker.

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“I can’t wait to tell you the whole story.”

I don’t know why he thinks anyone cares. Keep it private or “tell the true story” no one is gonna care just like how nick never cared about amber heards’ truth or whatever. You’ll never convince the majority of people you aren’t an addict and child neglected

 

[Desktop User2]

I don’t know why he thinks anyone cares. Keep it private or “tell the true story” no one is gonna care just like how nick never cared about amber heards’ truth or whatever. You’ll never convince the majority of people you aren’t an addict and child neglected

Between the DM leaks with his former janny and him sexting with April on Twitter - and obviously the legal docs - I think we already know the true story.
RIP baby Niggieta...

 

[Fapcop]

I can't think of a better punishment for Nick than being forced to tard-wrangle April for the rest of his life.

She’s juuust about to hit the wall.

I’ll be generous and assume it’ll be at least five years till Nick starts grumbling about her “destroyed body” and look for a new replacement.

Nick paying alimony to April while still on the hook for child support would be pretty lulzy, ngl.

 

[Niggernerd]

This has appeared before in the thread, but I think some people may have missed it and I don't think this can be stressed enough, when dealing with this lying cocksucker.

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“I can’t wait to tell you the whole story.”

"I'm just gonna feed you guys MY truth"
God this nigger is so obvious and retarded lmao

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I don’t know why he thinks anyone cares. Keep it private or “tell the true story” no one is gonna care just like how nick never cared about amber heards’ truth or whatever. You’ll never convince the majority of people you aren’t an addict and child neglected

But you don't understand how bad Aaron really is. That makes it all ok

 

[Your Dead Repair Man]

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See you after my cancer treatments!