2024 Syrian opposition offensives - The first Syrian rebel offensive against Government forces since March 2020

[Return of the Freaker]

Freedom and Democracy have won! Now all the poor oppressed trans children of Syria will be able to express themselves with US tax dollars!

 

[draggs]

I don't want to be too too mean to @blackjack101 he's the only one who didn't tuck tail and run like a dog

Their shame will echo through the e-resistance for eternity may their cats beat them with a shoe inshallah

 

[not william stenchever]

I’d like to see how they react to smart phones and other advances in technology. Looking forward to the kino YouTube videos.

Their arthritic hands are not ready for all the porn.

Now that we know that Assad and the syrian Ba'ath party is 99% toast and that Al-Joleni seems to be a competent administrator, what kind of policies does he have? Could he be toppled by other rebels that pop up aganist his new goverment? Will he be one of those strongman autocrats or will he have to constantly compromise with the different groups in Syria?

In the consolidation period I think the optimal way to go about it would be to work with the groups who can be reasoned with but with the shitters trying to fuck up a good thing remind them how you took the country so quickly by rendering a swift asskicking unto them. We'll see how it all shakes out.

 

[Shovelbird]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1145340/Rogue_State_Revolution/

I love this game. Minorities exist, neighbours are shaky and you are a nebulous victor of a horribly destructive civil war.

 

[Camel joe]

I hope at the end of this Jolani finds that Alawite girl he loved and they reunite with a dramatic embrace as an Assad statue falls behind them then it cuts to black.

THE END.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Those people are so fucking fucked its unreal. The USSR was still a thing when they got thrown in that pit and internet was just a thing scientists used to send text messages to each other. Just imagine trying to reintegrate.

Tbf, nothing really changed in the middle east culture wise besides everybody having a smartphone.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I hope at the end of this Jolani finds that Alawite girl he loved and they reunite with a dramatic embrace as an Assad statue falls behind them then it cuts to black.

THE END.

You can make a turkish romance drama out of this

 

[draggs]

Tbf, nothing really changed in the middle east culture wise besides everybody having a smartphone.

"Brother, do we still hate the Israel?"

"Ehhhh... sometimes"

 

[not william stenchever]

Tbf, nothing really changed in the middle east culture wise besides everybody having a smartphone.

So you're saying Islam is a cancer upon this earth on the same tier as social media?

 

[Lookie-lou]

notice that I didn't say who in the first sentence, we just thought he was. It seems he failed on all aspects and pretending, and therefore failed it, the last drug episode and no rebuilding proved it.

He refused to talk to Erdogan, that watermelon seller for years and years despite both Russian and Iran doing so in his stead, and unlike Assad they let Turkey take the wheel on many things. Ba'athist's are a time capsule.

 

[2spoopy4u]

but Jolani has an opportunity to be a real modern hero

Here's one reason why I think you're wrong.



I wouldn't be surprised if we see something Saudi happen and these rebels get leveraged by big pharma against big oil (Saudis). This is a corporate war. Saudis are the major oil player. Rebels just routed a competing drug cartel and are finishing a war made to artificially inflate oil prices.

And we all know how much of the MIC is pharma driven now. We're seeing an MIC regime coup in the making right now.

Syrian drug mules are probably eating away at profits somewhere for big pharma and we know, given covid, just how insanely psychopathic pharma admin would be about the tiniest nibble on their profits (this is what happens when you have an industry involved with drugs that likely have an admin on drugs).

I am utterly terrified at what the implications of this could be.
And we just had health insurance assassinations... I'm beginning to wonder how black that industry has become overnight. I know that wikileaks proves that they do take out people/whistleblowers eating into their profits.

We do need more evidence to prove this, but it's starting to get whiffy.

 

[capitalBBustard]

Because they're Syrians and it's not their business.

>Syrian territory occupied by Israel
>le not their business
Fucking zogbot.

 

[Quote Cursor]

Some reports from recently released prisoners
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That reminds me of the nightmare/dream image macro.

"You're finally awake! 9/11? an IsIs? Black President? What are you talking about?

C'mon we got a blunt rotation with Saddam, Gaddafi and some weird Saudi Engineer whose LARPing as an Afghan; join the Shisha sesh"

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

>Syrian territory occupied by Israel
>le not their business
Fucking zogbot.

"Occupied" for 40 years lol. It's part of Israel. Not to mention it's full of Druze on both sides of the border who'd rather not go into a conflict that will kill their cousins.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Bets on when the next conflict in Syria will start.

As soon as they stop celebrating that Assad fled. Syria is going to be a Libya 2.0. In fact, you could even argue the same powers are involved, Islamist (the HTS in Syria, the GNA on Libya) on one side, supported by the Gulf states, and a, supposedly, Nationalist side supported by the Turkroaches (the SNA in Syria and the LNA in Libya).

I almost forgot, you also have to take into account a heavily armed minority group that is hated by the other sides, the Kurds in Syria and the Tuareg in Libya.

 

[Camel joe]

As soon as they stop celebrating that Assad fled. Syria is going to be a Libya 2.0.

No it won't the reason Libya was such a mess is because most of the factions were just civilians with guns with no unified goal in mind beside killing Gaddafi.
The rebels on the other hand have an actual government and non ideological technocrats

 

[Shovelbird]

As soon as they stop celebrating that Assad fled. Syria is going to be a Libya 2.0. In fact, you could even argue the same powers are involved, Islamist (the HTS in Syria, the GNA on Libya) on one side, supported by the Gulf states, and a, supposedly, Nationalist side supported by the Turkroaches (the SNA in Syria and the LNA in Libya).

I almost forgot, you also have to take into account a heavily armed minority group that is hated by the other sides, the Kurds in Syria and the Tuareg in Libya.

You call us cockroaches and despite erdogan the "Green Kemalist" 4d chess is progressing. We are mass sending Syrians back, EU can at least say thank you and recompensate me for immigrants mugging me in Berlin.

No it won't the reason Libya was such a mess is because most of the factions were just civilians with guns with no unified goal in mind beside killing Gaddafi.
The rebels on the other hand have an actual government and non ideological technocrats

I have drone sellers in the cafe next to me talking about selling to "resistance",

Including a 3d printer.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Remember

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

No it won't the reason Libya was such a mess is because most of the factions were just civilians with guns with no unified goal in mind beside killing Gaddafi.
The rebels on the other hand have an actual government and non ideological technocrats

Yeah, sort of like these guys. All these rebel groups have no unifying objective other than ousting Assad, they all have their own plans and I'm 100% sure that all the plans of group A conflict with the plans of group B.

You call us cockroaches and despite erdogan the "Green Kemalist" 4d chess is progressing. We are mass sending Syrians back, EU can at least say thank you and recompensate me for immigrants mugging me in Berlin.

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

Since nobody has mentioned it so far

The thread name should really be changed at this point.

Done; courtesy of Dear Feeder. I used the title of the Wikipedia article on the ongoing rebel offensives: "2024 Syrian opposition offensives".