Ethan Ralph, Fugitive from Justice

[Braphamut]

Ralph´s case in undeniably simpler than Rackets´ but that was obviously a shitpost.

Suspected as much with the GAWDS PLAN sign off, but felt some reminders could be helpful to combat recency bias.

 

[Desktop User2]

Suspected as much with the GAWDS PLAN sign off, but felt some reminders could be helpful to combat recency bias.

Even if not by his own means, Nick still can provide for his family and good or bad is still present, there is no doubt who wins that comp.

 

[Elmo]

Even if not by his own means, Nick still can provide for his family and good or bad is still present, there is no doubt who wins that comp.

I mean, who still has custody of their children?

 

[Nigger_Faggot]

What a fucking waste of potential. Ethan deserves that nation-wide warrant.

Hope he dies alone.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Cog, when all this ends you'll worship Ethan Ralph with tears running down your dysgenic cockney face.

Im going to be factually accurate here and say that glog looks like the bastard son of some mongolian immigrant and the worst kind of horsefaced bri'ish woman who drank all the way through pregnancy. Maybe he would look better without that redditor facial hair style, chimney sweeper poverty cap and blazed out eyes, big maybe.

 

[Noproblemo]

Is Ralph filing his tax returns, he's getting double taxed, I doubt he makes enough money after taxes to pay the fines

 

[JAKL II]

Is Ralph filing his tax returns, he's getting double taxed, I doubt he makes enough money after taxes to pay the fines

Lol Ralph isnt filing his taxes once a year let alone the 4 times a year he is supposed to as a streamer.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Is Ralph filing his tax returns, he's getting double taxed, I doubt he makes enough money after taxes to pay the fines

bitch what part of tax free do you not understand

 

[Pelican Bones]

bitch what part of tax free do you not understand

(wiggle wiggle)

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

I wonder if Nick will volunteer to cover the fine for him. Even beyond the fact that Ralph did what he did on his behalf, he's in the same predicament like Dax where they stupidly let a idiotic impulsive druggie in on their shenanigans and now have to keep him placated in order to keep him from narcing on them. Ralph denies that he was put up to it, but if he asks Nick to pony up and he gets rebuffed, he just might change his mind on covering for him.

 

[Berrakh]

“Damn. Yet another classic ralphamale W.”

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Ralph is Lucy, Charlie Brown, and the football all wrapped up in one. I can't wait to see how he fucks this up for himself.

 

[unfer]

The way this faggot bends over and touches his toes for the feds you'd think he'd be less obese.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Ralph really is a fucking monster, subjecting his child to seeing him for Christmas is possibly one of the most horrid things he could do.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Fun fact. Ralph still has not fulfilled his part of the bargain. He didn't pay even a single cent so far.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Ralph really is a fucking monster, subjecting his child to seeing him for Christmas is possibly one of the most horrid things he could do.

He's already preemptively bailed on this year, but hey, maybe next year!!

 

[Warm Lasagna]

Fun fact. Ralph still has not fulfilled his part of the bargain. He didn't pay even a single cent so far.

Taking bets on when he pays. My vote is in 2 weeks. Never is a distinct possibility but as we’ve discovered, he’s scared to death of the law.

 

[Pelican Bones]

He's already preemptively bailed on this year, but hey, maybe next year!!

"Too bad you ain't got no dadduh like I do. I'm going to see Dick Massahsuhn fer Christmas! Sorry, Xanduh!"

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

I wonder what his useless girl child that doesn't even have a name anymore is doing for Christmas.

 

[Pelican Bones]

I wonder what his useless girl child that doesn't even have a name anymore is doing for Christmas.

Spending time with her family.