🍗 Deathfat Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votos: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votos: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votos: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votos: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votos: 10 11.2%

  • Total de votantes
    89
  • Encuesta cerrada .
The past 2 weeks after the election have been so hard on her she thought she had to go to the hospital several times.
I nearly had to go to the hospital as I fell out of bed laughing at this nonsense.

Holy shit Wailin’ Whale, a six year old can munch better than this.
 
After botching a viral tiktok, Polissa feels her part in the war is over and its time for the young blood to take the reins.

Holy shit that entire video is delusion fuel. It's actually too much undiluted Polissa. Listening to her is like doing whippets. ANY amount can't be good for you mentally, but surely 8 unfiltered uninterrupted minutes of her has to be doing permanent brain damage.

Edit: Oh God, her comedic delivery is amazing. "I'm gonna make this tiktok about the books I read! Well, I don't really-- I'm trying--- I went to the library today!" The amount of effort she's wiling to expend on any of her goals before giving up is insane.
 
Of course, now if anybody does protest on Jan 20th (as some inevitably will) she will be claiming full credit for fomenting their mobilisation or whatever. Even if they'd have gone out to protest anyway, or did last time he won. Even if they've never heard of her or her moronic hashtag activism. Even if they're 90 and think the tiktok app is their phone's alarm clock function.

She's going to be utterly insufferable and will hopefully die of smug.
 
All the new people who followed her expecting hot political takes are going to be extremely disappointed when she starts whining about muh fibro and the price of Mello Yello.
You say that like those are different groups. Fat retarded liberals with made up diseases and junkfood are the exact people who want political takes from fat homeless parasites on tiktok lol
 
800,000+ views and no help came. Pissa is so incompetent she managed to fail at e-begging.

With the upcoming holiday maybe it’s time for some family grifting in the Sunshine state.
 
Polissa returned to TikTok after a weeklong hiatus to express her belief that she stopped reading books because the mere act is too physically hard on her

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I realize the reason I stopped reading novels is because

1. I prefer hard copy books
2. I read laying on my back or side.
3. My arms and shoulders get fatigued and painful a few pages in.

Pain has kept me from reading
 
That admission was peak fat and it will be a long, long time before it’s matched.

I guess the idea of sitting in bed, book resting on raised legs was too big a leap for her delicate sensibilities?
 
Hahahhaha too fat for books, lmao

It never ceases to amuse me that she claims hypermobility.
I bet she has hypermobile fingers/thumbs and like a true munchie, is working up to an EDS diagnosis because of this.

Why is she using the wheelchair emoji when she's not a wheely? Cultural appropriation!
 
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