🦊 Furry Trish Henderson / Adiago / Spacedrake Designs / Sevva-Phoenix - Furry artist who claims to be both Poly, and Monogamous with insane paranoia about people stealing their mediocre, ripped-off artwork.

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Someone tried to tell them off.

Some continuation:


Also she's trying to humblebrag over doing two books at the same time

I don't think anyone would really consider having two projects somehow complicated or revolutionary. I'd say on average creatives have multiple projects ongoing at the same time, especially if they work on freelance.

 

[Cinnamon Toast Fuck]

A second callout account has hit BlueSky.

And Ribbi has risen from the dead just to tell the first account to leave her out of the shitstorm that is Trish's reputation.

Edit: nvm, that second account has been suspended. But Evelyne-11 is still up.

Trish (and Lunar by proxy) is convinced it's Crimson, as usual with any callout, even though Crimson herself has been minding her own business for quite a while now.

Anyways, Trish has been hiding under a new name on Facebook but it's undoubtedly her, with the use of the "Marakov" last name and the way she talks. I happened across this image posted by one commenter from this thread showcasing her behavior.

Bitching about pitbulls on some FB thread about a kid that got mauled to death by a shady backyard breeder's dog.

From some thread in a chicken community.

Getting into cat hate arguments when people suggested cats can hunt rats and other things, but then turning around and accusing people that do let their cats hunt of being irresponsible pet owners. Even if it's a case of an indoors-only cat hunting the stray mouse that gets in, like my own cat. She also randomly drops where it's totally legal to kill outdoor cats, a totally normal thing to say when you're an animal lover.

Talking about being allergic to chicken and beef because the industry did it, and people replying to basically tell her that ethically sourced beef and chicken exists.

In older posts on FB where she's been responded to, her name still comes up as "Adi Elise Marakov". Here's an example from a thread talking about the death of an internet-famous herpetologist who died of cancer that she'd mourned publicly on Blue Sky.

Somewhat old news, but digging through the name combos she's hidden under, I found this lovely bit of insensitivity from her on a GoFundMe for another dog's lymphoma.

 

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Meanwhile she deigned to reply to Lunardian, no doubt because she saw it in this thread.


Also with all seriousness says Twitter is a news site



Pretty sure after the Grok AI BS news, Twitter has zero value as a news source.

Anyways, Trish has been hiding under a new name on Facebook but it's undoubtedly her, with the use of the "Marakov" last name and the way she talks.

Took a quick gander at her comments and what a goldmine






Newer stuff:
Didn't she once make a point that she's one with nature and releases all animals that get inside?



"if you have EVER studied reptile or dinosaur skulls"
Uh-huh, just like many reptiles and birds have massive eye holes because they have additional loose supporting bones?



If you EVER study any skulls whatsoever, you realize that the size of the holes in the skulls have very little to do with how large the associated bodypart is, since they're filled with tissue.

 

[Cinnamon Toast Fuck]

Oh yes, Trish sure is a master of skeletal structure and skull makeup, especially reptiles. Observe.

The heads of those above characters when alive:

I don't need to go more into the insane head nonsense of her drakes, it's all over and has pretty recently been delved into in the thread.


That callout account got banned.

The irony in that last comment of hers. How many sock puppets have you made over the years, Trish, to get around blocks and pester people for no reason other than they might possibly be associating with someone who you decided needed to have their hairlizard repossessed for example? Or for possibly associating with your ex-whatevers and needing to spread rumor about how they're sick in the head or a literal criminal or whatever else? It's not a small number. The list hasn't been updated since 2021 but the fact that there are more than one, and dedicated to outing mutliple people, says a lot.

During the FireFoxInc saga, there were at least two that tied directly into her permaban from FA. When she broke up with Meg, there was two or three - one on FA to tell Silitha's partner about the alleged cheating, the now-banned Megalo1 twitter that she managed consistently for a few years before it got stricken down, and I'm also counting the highly questionable twitter that came forward to contact her claiming to be his cousin that raped her when she was 8, conveniently just after they broke up. The DMs were strange at best and the account then was deleted, leaving it entirely to a "trust me bro" situation. The fact that Meg has only stayed online and gotten happier says all it needs to about how well her "going to the police" about it went.

And those are just the ones I can recall and that have been documented in this thread.


Some more Facebook fun. This time, about service dogs and how people take advantage of the title and it leads to dog fights. My first thought at "fake service dog" is people trying to sneak their misbehaved animals into places they shouldn't be. Trish's first thought is pitbulls mauling people.

The original post:

She doubled down on needing an Rx for one after a guy pointed out how easy it was for anyone to register one and basically say the system needs rehauling, and when he didn't just roll over to her boomer-esque capital letter emphasis words and actually points out the flaws in her argument, she basically goes "well since you have NO DESIRE TO GOOGLE and that's TOO LONG you're wrong so bye".

And here she shoehorns herself into a conversation insisting the offending breed was a pitbull, when it was in fact two different breeds, neither close to pitbull- golden retriever and terrier mix. She conveniently did not respond.

 

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From talking vegan food, she goes down on a monologue about minced meat



(Properly cooking doesn't matter if its not then kept properly)

Also basically all vegetarians lie, I guess.

TBH that sounds like a problem in your diet. If you're not specifically eating foods with omega-3 (nuts, seeds) then yeah you're going to become deficient. You can't just drop meat and continue eating vegetables like before. Also surely having a general shit health and intestinal issues etc have nothing to do with this, if she can't do it, then nobody can do it.



Also she's vagueposting about the begging posts by Palestinians, of course not actually naming them.

Though undoubtedly there are going to be some fake charity posts, I'd like to know what proof does she want she'd actually believe in.

"Ugh why is the post putting resources into making sure the votes get in, when I have cleaning stuff to get "

 

[Cinnamon Toast Fuck]

I see that she's shifted her claim of how long she's not been eating beef, again. Last claim was 20+ years ago, but 2008 was only 16 years ago. And that still doesn't account for her still eating beef post-Megalo breakup. I still call bullshit that she's incapable of digesting it, as she started her anti-beef industry crusade and then conveniently developed a health reason for why she literally couldn't eat it later on. Your body does not just lose the ability to produce those enzymes, you just need to slowly re-introduce it back into your diet and your body will respond in kind. It might not be comfortable but it's possible. This is the case for nearly any major dietary shifts, you can't just jump right into some other major food source and expect your body not to go into a tailspin dealing with something it isn't used to processing.

Trish is reading the thread, she's changed up her Facebook profile again.

She's making yet another terribly generic dragon. I can't tell if she's just referencing this old WoW meme or if she's actually dragon-ifying a sword.

I don't understand why she would need to disclose this.

 

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She’s crusading against porn again





She definitely has left her own porn untagged at least this many times, and even made a snarky comment about hiding Ezrael’s ass incase someone was scared of hot ladies.
Also I’ve been in Bsky as long or longer than she has, and not once have I come across irl porn. Not to say there isn’t, but this seems more like a ’her issue’.

Edit:

Maybe because it's a health risk??

 

[Broke Dick Tom]

So a woman who's drawn tons of anatomically-correct animal dicks jizzing rivers hundreds of times over the years is pissed about some untagged porn pictures?

 

[Overlord Stoat]

So a woman who's drawn tons of anatomically-correct animal dicks jizzing rivers hundreds of times over the years is pissed about some untagged porn pictures?

Basically??
Sure, coming across untagged boob/nut/etc NSFW photos isn't great (and neither is drawn porn), which is why the report button is there, but then she goes to "actually, no porn should be in muh safe space because I'm triggered" as if she didn't build her e-fame with porn.
Also "cartoon, anime, furry porn doesn't bother people because its not real", yeah I'm 100% sure more people would be bothered by furry/cartoon porn than seeing a normal dickpic. She's just enough of a "furry degenerate" that she's forgotten what average people are like.

Like there are multiple threads in Reddit about "the furry issue":



Also she posted her new lightning dragon:

Full pic under cut

Spoiler

Overall it looks so overdetailed that she's not gonna draw it properly ever again.
Well, "properly"


Also you know, the "safety bullshit" is there for a reason:



Edit: ”pro artist”

 

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….You’re supposed to ask for the printer’s ICC so you can work on the same profile. Stop using the cheapest print place if they don’t give it to you!


”How to say you’re an amateur without saying you’re amateur”.
I half bet her monitor isn’t calibrated correctly.

Also, if you aim to print, don’t paint in RBG???

 

[Kedke]

….You’re supposed to ask for the printer’s ICC so you can work on the same profile. Stop using the cheapest print place if they don’t give it to you!
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”How to say you’re an amateur without saying you’re amateur”.
I half bet her monitor isn’t calibrated correctly.

Also, if you aim to print, don’t paint in RBG???
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This is so fucking stupid. Any layman artist looking to print knows it’s easier to start in CMYK from the get-go.

Also just ask for the ICC profiles? It’s not that difficult? Tiny PL but I’ve been getting my work printed for a few years now and none of this is that mind bogglingly difficult.

She is a living Dunning Kruger effect, trying to explain how color profiles work while not even understanding them herself. Christ.

 

[Cinnamon Toast Fuck]

Things have been fairly quiet on the Trish front.

Orbiter Kit has been doing art of her aberrant drake and Trish has been dropping random lore.

Like... apparently she has loosened up on how people draw drake heads. Even though within the last year she was giving Ribbi shit for doing it wrong. She also had to add a disclaimer thinking people would immediately jump to abyss drakes being open-species available in bright colors and with multiple boobs and genitals????

Drakes would freak out in the dark so this blindfold thing Kit drew wouldn't work, because they're reptiles (???). Kit backtracked and suggested it could just be tinted and still see-through.

And apparently, drakes canonically communicate via sign language a lot. Even though I've seen this nowhere outside of when she was writing that cringy Rika/Aidoneus romance.

She painted Gorbash from The Flight of Dragons. It doesn't look good.

Despite the years of acting like she's all about scientifically accurate dragon shit, she's been dabbling in decidedly fantasy-based generic dragons. The "understanding" of how this thing exists in 3D space is atrocious with those different horn views and front facial view.

Spoiler: full images

More terrible dragon painting. This looks like a shitty puppet.

Spoiler: full image

Edit: The full painting got posted to her DeviantArt, and it's just as stiff and perspective-broken as the crop. The idea that she specifically painted this to be a print and it came out looking like this is... something.

I don't understand her habit of trying to make dragon characters "wear their wings like a shawl" that she does. She did it on Damien's reference sheet, and it's here again too.

Spoiler: full image

And a third one is in the works, too, because her man decided he wanted one or some shit.How many times can she draw the same dragon in the exact same pose with vaguely different features?

Seems not all is perfect in paradise, her mail keeps getting lost.

Buying shit for herself during sales meant more for buying for loved ones during the holiday season.

I don't know what chromatic aberration she's looking at that's hurting her eyes so badly.

I feel like there is so much more to this than what she's making it out to be.

If anyone else anxiously paced/cocooned in blankets as an anxiety response she'd be criticizing them for being a pussy.

I'm surprised she's playing a Star Wars game. I'm waiting for her to bitch about it and/or lift elements for her hairlizard world.

The way she talks it makes it sound like the various art programs are impossible to use on non-Wacom display tablets. When I actually go looking, people use CSP on Huion tablets all the time and have very little issues like she's bitching about. Her issues, by the way, is that she can't "modify the software", whatever that means. I'd say that's not a compatibility issue and more of a "I can't be bothered to adjust to a new setup" issue. It's a different flavor of the "iPads are shit for making art on" rants she used to go on.

Other replies disagree with Trish's take.

And while typing all this up, she posted this "quick doodle" of her new thunderdragonsona with a snotty nose.

Complete with a timelapse. Even in her doodles her weird understanding of shapes shines through.

 

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I don't understand her habit of trying to make dragon characters "wear their wings like a shawl" that she does. She did it on Damien's reference sheet, and it's here again too.

I think its because she likes the Disney Gargoyles series:


Pretty sure its not the only thing that has used wings like that, but you know, being aN 80's ChiLd and all...
And it could work, but she doesn't know enough anatomy/form nor will she commit to the stylization to pull it off.

I don't know what chromatic aberration she's looking at that's hurting her eyes so badly.

"not even remotely naturally occurring" uhhh

Like yeah I get what she means, but also about 75% of art things aren't "naturally occurring". White and black in digital art aren't "naturally occuring", neither is blur, lensflares or lineart, or basically any filter effect. Its an aesthetic.
And you can still see chromatic aberration in real life if you have prescription eyeglasses with specific refraction. Or looking through specific windows or certain reflected lights from dark phone/tablet screens, etc etc.

I feel like there is so much more to this than what she's making it out to be.

"that friend used me for free attention"
Meanwhile she has admitted all of her friends started as commissioners.... She got Chibi banned by taking advantage of her FA...
She lived rent free in Retro's apartment.... At least the attention was free.

Her opinions on gaming:




If you constantly "lose people to gaming", maybe it tells that people will rather just game than spend time with you. I don't see how "we have nothing in common aside a single game so we drift off" is a game addiction issue. Also this coming from someone who, instead of having varied interests, has been obsessing over their hairdrakes for decades is pretty funny.
Also a severe disorder that makes you feel these people have literally no hope as humans? Uh-huh. Your ableism definitely isn't showing again.

Also talking about video games, bitching about Monster Hunter having DLC and snow



"omg I'm like, so Ukranian-Russian and Italian-Jew, loving my heritage!"
Polish word: exists
"omg thats so wrong and dumb"

Lunardian does the terminal mistake of relating her drakes with MH which defiles their good sci-fi name.

"we don't need to argue, you just must admit my opinion is right"
Also Monster Hunter has also had Resident Evil DLC so I don't get why she gets an immediate stick up her ass.


Also this again feel like vagueposting of her friends:

"do your research, don't blindly say yes. UNLESS YOU'RE A PSYCHO OR A SERIAL KILLER"
wtf

And to end with, one of the bigger fantasy artists in Bsky made a dragon artists starterpack (basically a list of people who draw a lot of dragons, so people who want to follow such artists can just check through a list)

However I never saw her comment on the actual post itself, making me wonder if the artist manually hid her message, and she was never added to the list either (later commenters have been added).
I think Trish has now deleted this message herself out of embarrassment since its not visible in her replies anymore either.
Link to starterpack: https://go.bsky.app/P3eScbE

 

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Apparently she is ”naturally” good at surfing, despite never having mentioned even being in the water and having all physical disabilities

(Too bad all the info she hoards is inaccurate)

Also she contributed to a question to pros relating to the anti-AI measures they use, and pretty much immediately went to personal insults, arguing and declaring its pointless








Watermarking does jack shit to AI, and while the glazing doesn introduce artifacts/texture, its very dependant on the type of image.
Photos and realistic/detailed images with large resolution hide the artifacts pretty well, where are art like hers with simple shapes and gradients will have clear texture leftover, though its nowhere near as bad as she complains.

 

[Cinnamon Toast Fuck]

We can put that surfing claim right next to her horseback riding expertise claim.

For whatever reason one of the posts retained the username of the person she got into an argument with, so I was able to see what the other half of the exchange was. I checked the timestamps to try and piece together what was in response to what.

 

[Cinnamon Toast Fuck]

Once again, there hasn't been much on the Trish front, but here's some scattered updates.

Trish has re-introduced Kisu, in a shitty compressed image to deter the thieves/incentivize people to come to her Patreon.

The wings are awful, especially that partly folded one. She put the notch on the wrong ear, and instead of fixing it she just goes "fucking whatever, I was flipping the canvas, I know it's wrong". She also moves around the dates as is typical to make it seem like she's far older than the actual timeline of events.

Spoiler: text

needed to do this for other related projects, so KisenJa [kisenya/kisu] has an updated ref now. wahoo.

made her constantly coming and going wings permanant, changed the ear markings from blue to cream, same for the inner membrane of the wings.
added a slightly lighter belly patch
redesigned Veil drake claw anatomy
redesigned Veil drake "hair" it's feathers--which I did back in 2006ish with fern and it made logical sense.

im aware the ear tear is on the wrong side on her headshot view. it's meant to be her right ear, i was flipping the canvas a lot.

gave her the not-so-redesigned long torso all veil have as well as the very thin body structure. kept her same spine shapes from 20yrs ago. kept the same claws from 20yrs ago on the feet. removed the dumb tail fan.

SHE IS NOT FURRY, she is covered in SCALES.

if you want to see all of these in glorious larger crisper resolution and with the lore, check out my patreon: patreon

patron support is allowing me to publish TWO books in the beginning of 2025, so check it out.
If you wanna just tip me, I have paypal.me/zerodrake

I love how, in the same sentence, she claims support from Patreon is allowing her to publish two whole books by next year, and then also asks for tips to her Paypal. Something's not adding up.

Spoiler: timeline sperging

By her timeline, she created Kisu in 2004. She wasn't even aware of the anthro dragon ravepunk scene until 2005, when she blatantly began lifting from Schkyzm/Jennadelle/etc.

By her own admission she was a "rabid fangirl".

Kisu dates to around 2007.

Just for fun, here's some old Kisu art.

Spoiler: old Kisu

2010

At least her wings don't look like.... this? Anymore? It's one of the few winged pieces I can find in the onion archive.

2013

onion

Reference for my super sparkledesu dragon Kisu who's iradiated [hence the blue] lot of tl;dr shit about her past and stuff, no one cares and I dont really want to share!

Everything blue on her glows, and normal critters that touch her can get pretty ill from the rads she's carrying.

She's from my world Emain, and now her designs a lot more canon with her story, and less sparkle too. I uniqued her a bit [haha her deisng has hardly changed in the 10years she's been around!]

So yeah, she's a dragon, a veil drake [my old watchers will remember them] if you do draw her no lewd things or nudity please, she's not a character used for that sort of thing.

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IM SO HAPPY WITH THE REDESIGN HAHA. X3

2017

2020

She also, despite all her jabbering on about sci-fi being her thing, has been creating more fantasy dragons to go along with that lightning one, and they look just as cluttered and mediocre as you'd expect something of her own invention to be.

(ngl I'm mildly surprised she's considering giving feline traits to the one she's thinking about doing)

Spoiler: image

Uh-huh, "realistic".

She's sooo sick all the time, guys.

Kids these days are all fucking stupid and to blame for believing political lies and don't know how to research, something that never would have happened with her generation, because they properly had their asses beat over everything. It's kind of funny that she's using this as a point of pride here, when anywhere else she'd be bitching about how evil her parents were for treating her that way.

She's still working on/editing her own book, and I sincerely doubt she's actually having someone else beta-read it or otherwise look it over. Can't let anyone else steal her precious ideas! I am sincerely curious to see just how it reads in the end, if it's as bad as I'm expecting it to be.

It was her birthday and follower Kit wasted art on her.

Meanwhile, her "actual IRL friend" Lunar fucking forgot until Trish posted about it after it was over.

I don't recall if this ever got posted, but she put up that full beach scene she did with her "friends'" drakes. The perspective is laughable, especially with Fenra's drake appearing to be three times the size of everyone else even though he's just supposed to be in the foreground. That wouldn't have been as much of an issue if she didn't terminate the stairs right on the same plane as the grill.

I have no idea what this was in relation to, but it looks like she may have cut another person/patron off for "moral" reasons.

She went on some rant about there only being one correct and proper way to spell the name Damian because it's Greek and no name variations are allowed anywhere, ever. I remember her bitching about Meg's spelling of Corben because it wasn't proper, and similarly bitching about Firefox spelling his sona's name Dimitri when according to her it should only ever be Dmitri.

 

[Frog Times]

She's still working on/editing her own book, and I sincerely doubt she's actually having someone else beta-read it or otherwise look it over. Can't let anyone else steal her precious ideas! I am sincerely curious to see just how it reads in the end, if it's as bad as I'm expecting it to be.

If she was smart then she would promote the cover, or sneak a few pages of the already leaked art to promote hype. But instead she will end up complaining that she gets no book sales since it competes with every other sci-fi book on the market.

I don't recall if this ever got posted, but she put up that full beach scene she did with her "friends'" drakes. The perspective is laughable, especially with Fenra's drake appearing to be three times the size of everyone else even though he's just supposed to be in the foreground. That wouldn't have been as much of an issue if she didn't terminate the stairs right on the same plane as the grill.

I'm surprised she posted the full scene without editing out Ribbi's drake in the back.

Every time I look at this though, I'm impressed at how every drake seems to have a broken neck like they have short spine syndrome. Also all the feet irritate the hell out of me. Despite all her bitching about leg anatomy, she still can't decide if the back toes on tropicals bear weight or fold behind at rest.

 

[Broke Dick Tom]

This book is going to suck so much, lol.

 

[Cinnamon Toast Fuck]

Trish is trying to re-introduce her veil drakes as a whole, and to nobody's shock she's lying about when she "created" them. I've bitched countless times in this thread about the timeline, as recently as a few posts ago, but tl;dr: "veil drakes" didn't appear under that name until 2010, 2009 at the earliest. Before that she had the senxet or whatever the fuck that her namesake Adiago and Elegy were a part of that were morphologically identical to the veil drakes aside from horns.

That is one hell of a forehead on the drake on the right.

I'm assuming she's trying to lean into the feather-hair that she established in Kisu's latest ref but they just look weird and like they have hella split ends.

Trying to sound like a biology nerd but just sounds... dumb.

The OP's examples are referring to the types of habitat that things may live in. Fungus is a whole kingdom of Earth organisms that have nothing at all to do with different biomes, let alone animals. Mycelium is just a structure found in fungi. That would be like her going "plants/roots which I guess are terrestrial bc they don't count as EARTH animals ". We get it you, plagiarized The Last of Us' fungus and now you have walking fungus creatures in your so-original world.

She's found another better-than-her artist to suck up to in the name of fighting back against AI art.

By the way, this is apparently part of why she was so depressed about "big and talented and famous artists" being negative. OP has deleted, and I don't know who the other post was in response to.

And then in real life, she's being insufferable and bombarding her man with annoying trivia and pulling the "I'm not gay" card.

Edit:
I love how her assumption of any follower drop greater than one or two is because of her stalkers.

Bitching about being chronically ill, simultaneously saying it's the worst thing ever but she's so much stronger because anyone else with her same problems would have killed themselves by now. But also she feels for anyone with similar issues.

Bitching about American healthcare. Fair, to be honest, American healthcare is abysmal. She inadvertently outed herself as being poor enough to qualify for the Affordable Care Act, which tracks with her bitching about costs of things while also claiming she had this or that cushy job at the time. Oh yeah, can't forget to mention how it's so much worse for women like her than any other demographic, like the chronic illness people she was just talking about.

 

[Overlord Stoat]

Trish has re-introduced Kisu

Honestly maybe its the pattern and hair but that just feels more like Riku's characters that what she's gone for in a long while.

"SHE IS NOT FURRY, she is covered in SCALES."

Didn't she rant about how "dragons are lizards so they can't have hair", yet now hers has "filaments" growing between all scales (which tbh sounds like it'd look kinda nasty in reality). I don't care if she says they're supposed to be proto-feathers when its indistinguishable from hair.

she claims support from Patreon is allowing her to publish two whole books by next year, and then also asks for tips to her Paypal. Something's not adding up.

From experience, you can do small book print runs for some hundred dollars, soooo...

She also, despite all her jabbering on about sci-fi being her thing, has been creating more fantasy dragons

Also she says these are NOT the Emain dragons, but exactly what's the difference???
Overall it just looks like a shitter version of Astrophagic's (whom she follows) character

something that never would have happened with her generation, because they properly had their asses beat over everything

Just like her complaint about all her exes being videogame addicts, the fact none of the people she knows know how to cook probably tells more about the people she hangs out with.

Edit:
I love how her assumption of any follower drop greater than one or two is because of her stalkers.

Now Lunardian is being an internetbadass and would definitely... do something... irl.

Also it feels like they're both furrylarping as her drakes, what with saying "we" and all.


Also she's crying about the Sandisk logo, for whatever reason

"people don't hate change, they just hate when a logo doesn't resemble a known product"
....so they hate change.


Also bitching about Star Wars having a round roomba, because Farscape had an oval roomba.
And that a lift that goes turbofast is named turbolift.

Picture never seen.
SURELY the cleaning droid can't be shaped like a half circle because that's the shape of the head of droids....


Being a furry artist is so hard because people think you do porn... while she literally draws a ton of porn just for herself.

Of course she always starts posting her porn when she's not getting watchers fast enough.

Also wtf is with her RAM


Why would you need that much RAM?
Powerlevel but my studio computer has 16 GB RAM with couple 2 TB harddrives and can run ARK, basic 3D modelling, video editing, PS etc Adobe shebang without issues. She doesn't even game with her computer, so unless she's suddenly switched to professional VFX work, whats the point?!
Like most of her equipment talk, it feels less like she actually does anything that needs those specs, and rather is stuck in a one-sided dickwaving contest because she thinks it means she's a professional.

EDIT: This just in, a movie can be enjoyable despite not pandering to her masculinity


And some pics from Miami