💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Journoscum]

He's so cool with his Twitter high school romance. Damn dude, you get laid AND you vape? Badass.....

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Do they keep bank records for that long in Americaland? It could have been years ago he purchased it.

It's totally irrelevant, no one could be convicted ever if it's just some small safe from a hardware store, it wouldn't even be spiecified in the bank record.

 

[Captain Manning]

Is anybody else here starting to be seriously grossed out by all this?

Like, sometimes I think this would be way funnier if you subtracted the five kids.

It's totally irrelevant, no one could be convicted ever if it's just some small safe from a hardware store, it wouldn't even be spiecified in the bank record.

My family had a small fireproof safe, about the size of a toaster, that was predominately meant for keeping important documents. You can pick those up any number of places.

I'm not sure what type of safe we're talking about here.

Bodycam would be really useful it figuring it out though. We'd know if those evil cops planted the drugs too.

 

[Pagan Min]

Is anybody else here starting to be seriously grossed out by all this?

Like, sometimes I think this would be way funnier if you subtracted the five kids.

Sometimes? SOMETIMES??? Dude, the kids being in the mix makes this a HELL of a lot less funny ALL the time... Oops, sorry, lettin' my inner Incel Scandinavian Prude loose...

Edited to add: Yeah, I know we have to find ways to laugh at this situation, otherwise the temptation to do nothing but fedpost would be incredibly great...

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

He's [...] not [...] guilty of any crime.

*legally determined guilty

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I'm not sure what type of safe we're talking about here.

Well it was a described as gun safe. And knowing Rekieta’s flair for buying expensive useless shit I imagine it being pretty big to hold a few rifles and shotguns.

 

[Folgers Can]

Pure speculation of course, but seems like a real possibility.

X to doubt for the sole reason that any such pressure from extended family to break it off with April would have been already well underway before the first April xeetstorms began over a week ago and well before the trad-dad cooking streams flexing his return to normalcy with Kayla. Whatever the "unknown event" was that triggered the self-immolation last night, it would have to have been more recent and unique.

My pure speculation is that he was set off primarily by the revelation from piggertits yesterday that the charges leading to his arrest warrant were preceded by at least one search warrant (if not more) getting god-mode access to at least some social media activity in Nick's inner circle:

At a minimum, Nick would have been incensed to see this proof positive that Stearns County is no longer the useful-idiot ally in a revenge fantasy against Aaron that he originally thought they were, and instead it turns out he went to all the trouble of declaring himself legally a cuck to them only for one courtesy call from Kandiyohi County to turn them into a whole other arm of the state that's making him a target, all of which he self-destructively set into motion in the first place.

Seething and smacking himself in the face at first learning of that umpteenth self-raking is just at a minimum, and beyond that there's also a perhaps overly optimistic theory that he knows full well how he orchestrated his surrogates' PR campaign and witness harassment campaign with such basic-bitch opsec that search warrant(s) to neutral intermediaries like the above may well scoop up some of his most reckless DM's that could lead to new charges. That'd be just the sort of thing to give him enough of a case of the "fuck its" to crack open a bottle and spill his guts on that stream for what little revenge against Aaron he can get while he's still "free" to do so. Yeah yeah I know, overly optimistic so bury me in well-deserved

's, but a guy can dream, can't he?

 

[Desktop User2]

It's totally irrelevant, no one could be convicted ever if it's just some small safe from a hardware store, it wouldn't even be spiecified in the bank record.

It´s totally irrelevant because the safe that was in my bedroom at plain sight wasn´t mine and I never looked into it theory is even stupider than the coke wasn´t mine. I dont know why people would even speculate on ways to prove the safe was his.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Well it was a described as gun safe. And knowing Rekieta’s flair for buying expensive useless shit I imagine it being pretty big to hold a few rifles and shotguns.

There were multiple safes and at least on of them is portable enough to take the drugs on the go - at least according to Aaron, maybe he meant some locker or some other container by calling it 'safe'.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Source?

Nick in the stream yesterday said she was no longer his girlfriend.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Damn dude, you get laid AND you vape? Badass.....

Some would even call Nick Rekieta a vapeist

 

[genericwhitemale]

Pure speculation of course, but seems like a real possibility.

Nah you pretty much hit the nail on the head.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

You can tell Balldo's been holding this in for a long time lmao. The vindictive nerd rage is glorious to behold.
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Any grown-up that does a show for grown-ups and does the puppet shit like it's some autistic Sesame Street episode as a gimmick should just do a flip.

 

[Desktop User2]

Any grown-up that does a show for grown-ups and does the puppet shit like it's some autistic Sesame Street episode as a gimmick should just do a flip.

Puppeteers often range from extreme weirdos to...

 

[Procrastinhater]

Nick in the stream yesterday said she was no longer his girlfriend.

Ah. I thought it was referring to something that had just happened, sorry.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

>Internet doesn't compliment your cooking
>have a mental break down

 

[Kosher Dill]

I don't think it's worth doing Lolcow of The Year this year. I don't mean it should be abolished or anything, just that it's dead obvious nobody is going to beat the Balldo man.

I say we give it to him again this year, and then hang up his Hedonism tank top in the rafters of Kiwi Stadium next to The Classic. Just like CWC, we'll have an implicit "Besides him" clause for future votes.

 

[Captain Manning]

Edited to add: Yeah, I know we have to find ways to laugh at this situation, otherwise the temptation to do nothing but fedpost would be incredibly great...

I wouldn't condone fedposting or cow tipping, but I kinda think this thread should be given a certain degree of amnesty when it comes to being MATI. It's kinda hard not to be. Farmers are people too.

There's a lot of cows where getting angry over them makes little sense. It's been often said that the DSP people take it too far.

Then there's cows like Nick.

Any grown-up that does a show for grown-ups and does the puppet shit like it's some autistic Sesame Street episode as a gimmick should just do a flip.

Those of us that follow Comicsgate are especially tired of it. I've seen too many puppets trying to shit on Eric July. Shit is beyond cringe now.

 

[Vibralldo]

That tweet where April says "Nick's kids will forgive me if I show them love" is narcissistic and insanely delusional

Maybe Nick really is tweeting for her

 

[Can of Spam]

It must be humiliation fetish at this point.

I think he gets off on showing this side of himself off to the world.

he gets off on the insubordination aspect, the exhibitionism aspect of admitting stuff, implying other things and then playing a "I never said that..." game.

After last night's stream I'm convinced Nick is a voyeuristic, humiliationist, cuck, but has convinced himself (because he has ODD, you know) that he's owning everyone else by making them uncomfortable watching his displays of fetishism in public.

No Nick, you just keep confirming that you can't stop thinking about other people's penises and trying to control the hole they go into. We get it, you have relationships with women (multiple, at the same time), and enjoy sex with men (at least in the same room).

Spoiler: I've got news for you Nick.

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