2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

I think CNN, MSNBC and uh ABC may get bought out by Elon Musk or something very soon. I give it 2 years before they all go bankrupted.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

52nd state

What would you have as a 51st state?

 

[John Badman]

 

[Liquid Merlon]

The Ogre is mad:
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Oh, so it’s only a big deal when the Greens ‘spoil’ the election of a Democrat, but a right-wing third party candidate in the Wisconsin race could have very well cost Republicans that seat. I guess that doesn’t matter, though.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

August: Donald composing shitposts in real time about Kamala's DNC speech, while having a comfy dinner of coca cola and chicken nuggies with his staff

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How the McDonald's sausage is made

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

JD Vance most normal politician ever.

 

[0713]

TTD TTD TTD
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=rJiDFNubm9k

Leftists are beginning to have a conversation about the optics of trans issues. This election has psychically damaged the leftist mental landscape so badly.
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lol Chunk Yogurt is coming out as a TERF

"we lost cause we pushed trans issues to hard!"

Fucking perfect

MORNING JOE IS BLAMING TRANNIES AND PRONOUN INSANITY I'LL TRY TO GET A CLIP

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THEY'RE JUMPING SHIP IN REAL TIME ​

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​

Rate me late if this has already been posted, but here's Trump on what he's going to do regarding "gender affirming care" once in office:
EDIT: It's a video from the start of last year, but still relevant.

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https://x.com/HazelAppleyard_/status/1854308510907138092


Hazel Appleyard - Day 1. An end to gender affirming “care” in minors. Cry harder, libs. Yo...mp4


I swear, Trump's the kind of guy that gives you a second-hand feeling of pride and patriotism, even if you're not American.

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https://x.com/WORLDSTAR/status/1854936802332680249

Lord I hope this is true. Probably a Vance idea lol.

The people, the leaders, and even the mainstream media have spoken:

TTD!​

This is the best timeline. Can you even believe all of this? Thank you so much, God!

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[namelesstacotruck]

I think CNN, MSNBC and uh ABC may get bought out by Elon Musk or something very soon. I give it 2 years before they all go bankrupted.

Elon buying Disney has been speculated on if the Disney price goes down enough.

 

[Vibralldo]

CO-8 seems to be flipping in favor of Republicans (which would flip the seat) and wasn't leading last night. Democrats seem to have regained their hold on CA-47 (<+1), AZ-6 is still holding on, AZ-1 is extending the lead, but CA-27 isn't looking good (<1000 votes, but in 2020 it was a close election with <1000 votes and that was with maximum fuckery). They still have to flip more votes (OR-5 was already running behind).

IO-1 is likely to get a recount. OH-9 (Democrat incumbent) is going to the runoffs at this rate. Kaptur (D) leads by 1,000 votes but Tom Pruss (Libertarian) has split the vote so she still has 48.1%.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2024/11/06/us/elections/results-house-races-tracker.html

According to the NYT the Republicans need 6 to get the majority and they lead in 11, 7 of them by at least 3 points

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Elon buying Disney has been speculated on if the Disney price goes down enough.

Knowing Disney Adults - nevermind the people who work for the Rat - I NEED to see that happen.

We think the salt the last few days was amazing? That would be an incredibly close second.

 

[Liquid Merlon]

Why does it take so fucking long for the house races to be called?

 

[Flan Handler]

What would you have as a 51st state?

Alberta

 

[Hostile Takeover]

Elon buying Disney has been speculated on if the Disney price goes down enough.

I always suspected Apple and Tim Cook to be the ones to buy the rat.

 

[Desu Mountain]

I found one of the funniest and at the same time most wholesome twitter election threads. Read it if you need a laugh, and I mean one of the good happy laughs, not one of the "oh look, the world is burning" laughs.

https://x.com/emzanotti/status/1854641476988551258

 

[Hostile Takeover]

Why does it take so fucking long for the house races to be called?

California, and really close races almost always get a recount.

 

[ditto]

What would you have as a 51st state?

Jefferson

 

[John Badman]

I found one of the funniest and at the same time most wholesome twitter election threads. Read it if you need a laugh, and I mean one of the good happy laughs, not one of the "oh look, the world is burning" laughs.

https://x.com/emzanotti/status/1854641476988551258

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[Liquid Merlon]

California, and really close races almost always get a recount.

I read somewhere theres a recount going on in Milwaukee for about 35k votes due to a supposed “human error.” Steal incoming guys… it’s over… Kamala will win

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_United_States_presidential_election_in_Wisconsin

See fourth paragraph

It’s satire my nigros… don’t MATI me plz

 

[Romeo]

imagine a world without whores and attention whores...
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These fags are insane

Some more weird fanart:
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Drawing fanart now? I gotchu. Fixed the insanity for ya'll.

 

[ditto]

If you'd pick Kari's upset lady telling at a server at Applebee's phenotype over classical MILF , you're a deviant. I respect it, but you're still wrong.

Trump's boss at McDonalds was way hotter than any woman in politics.