I have translated Chris Chan's story into Chinese

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Sho'nuff dijo:
Do the Chinese see Chris differently than we do? Is he more of a sympathetic figure? Because he doesn't deserve it, he was already a monster before the "Tale of the crazy pacer."
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What people here think of Lolcow is what Chinese people think of Chris
 
It's nice seeing very different cultures than what you're used to have their own take on someone you already know, good work OP, really wholesome.
 
Thanks for taking the time to translate his story!
Here are some key moments to include if you havent already:
- Chris's father paid his friends in school to be friends with him.
- Chris has been catfished into romantic relationships over the internet multiple times.
- Chris got his PS3 account hacked, and to get it back he made a video of him putting his medallion up his ass.
- Chris bought a blow-up doll and made a video of him having sex with it for his internet girlfriend (catfish)
- Chris drank his own semen mixed with Fanta soda to show how Pineapple juice could make semen taste better.
- Chris cut his taint open after transitioning. he calls it his 'un-clit' (short for un - clitoris)
- Chris drew a picture of himself pleasuring a woman, and sent it to her in an attempt to woo her. (ShecameforCWC.JPG) He later posted in publicly for all to see.
 
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Spectacular cultural exchange in the making, Chinkiwi. 奥利给!
I think there's a lot of Chinese lolcow culture across the firewall Kiwifarms is really missing out on, I've only ever been able to get glimpses of it but what I've seen is super fascinating. The biggest splash of it in the West (in terms of documentation, otherwise Guai Ge tops the charts) I've seen is Xiu Xiaodong's detractors and all the insanity surrounding Xiaodong himself, but that's largely fizzled out.

Hope we see further cultural exchanges like this.
 
Great job!
Ammyterasu dijo:
It seems it's short for "porcelain", so whatever it's the Chinese word could work.
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瓷器 (ceramics/chinaware/porcelain)
Long ago, when I went to a museum with a Taiwan cutie, I pointed at some pottery and asked her "china怎麼說"(How do you say "china/porcelain"). She answered "中國", （the country) .
 
It's also wrong. Bob Chandler actually did care about Hygiene etc; it was BARB who was the major source of the family's woes. Bob wasn't perfect himself but to put them on equal blame in the first sentence isn't really accurate.
 
you22 dijo:
I come from this website

I don't have a particular favorite Chinese lolkow, but Yang Fan(杨帆) is the most unique among Chinese lolkow
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Ahh, you're from Tieba. I've been there a few times, as I'm always interested in what China had to say about video games, anime, and other media.

For people not familiar, Tieba is a content aggregator/forum similar in setup to Reddit and owned by Baidu (Chinese Google). However, culturally, Tieba is closer to 4chan or Kiwi Farms in terms of overall edginess and shitpost culture. You can usually talk about niggers, Jews or anything else freely, as long as you don't talk about touchy subjects like the Tiananmen Square protests or the Rape of Nanking. (Chinese web communities are much edgier and shitpost much more than Western communities in general since Chinese netizens place a high value on anonymity and not putting personal info on the Internet.)

Anyway, welcome to Kiwi Farms and I hope you enjoy it here. And thanks for introducing Chris-Chan's story to Chinese netizens. I've seen a few things about Chris on Chinese sites (likely from netizens running into his story on Twitter, Reddit, and 4chan), but his story is not widespread over there yet.
 
Londo dijo:
It's also wrong. Bob Chandler actually did care about Hygiene etc; it was BARB who was the major source of the family's woes. Bob wasn't perfect himself but to put them on equal blame in the first sentence isn't really accurate.
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All the children who leave Bob are normal people, which indicates that Bob's education is very problematic
 
Sperg_rancher dijo:
Thanks for taking the time to translate his story!
Here are some key moments to include if you havent already:
- Chris's father paid his friends in school to be friends with him.
- Chris has been catfished into romantic relationships over the internet multiple times.
- Chris got his PS3 account hacked, and to get it back he made a video of him putting his medallion up his ass.
- Chris bought a blow-up doll and made a video of him having sex with it for his internet girlfriend (catfish)
- Chris drank his own semen mixed with Fanta soda to show how Pineapple juice could make semen taste better.
- Chris cut his taint open after transitioning. he calls it his 'un-clit' (short for un - clitoris)
- Chris drew a picture of himself pleasuring a woman, and sent it to her in an attempt to woo her. (ShecameforCWC.JPG) He later posted in publicly for all to see.
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Believe me, I have been translating for several months now and I am still updating. I will write everything about Chris, no matter how big or small it is
 
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