2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Burnt Effigy]

BREAKING: President Joe Biden releases statement on presidential election results.

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"Led a historic campaigned that embodied what's possible when guided by a strong moral compass, and a clear vision for a nation"

He's fucking trolling, there's no other way.

 

[Liquid Merlon]

It's really quite impressive how these people manage to be aggressive unattractive. I don't remember seeing many people like that before 2012, if any. Sure you had objectively unattractive people, disfigured by injury, very old, fat people, those with very unfortunate genetics but I don't remember seeing people that went out of their way to be offensively unappealing.

I said it before, but conservative women tend to be more generally attractive. That’s primarily because they don’t have penises, earrings, tattoos, etc.

 

[The Saltening]

Women often claim that men don't understand them but women sure as hell don't understand men either.

i fully support women staying virgins, not sleeping around, not being whores. means the number of women i would consider dating goes up. times are pretty tough for men with standards rn.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Fuck… single chuddies, we may be out of luck.

Spoiler: islamic content

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I am very glad I am a happily taken Kiwi.

 

[DicklordWizard]

I can tell you the narrative that is gonna be offered. 2020 was so much higher because of mail in ballots everywhere letting lazy fucks vote whenever they had five minutes instead of driving to a polling place and doing it.

Speaking as a lazy person, the opposite was actually true. Figuring out how to request a mail-in ballot in 2020 was too much work, so I just drove by the place to vote in person on my way home from the store since it required no preparation/effort.

 

[Breadbassket]

Finger pointing has begun. Who shall prevail in the Democratic Party?

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[foam rolla]

MSNBC's Joy Reid criticizes white female voters for not supporting Harris.

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Why is that guy dressed like the Joker?

 

[Jacques1194]

I'm getting a lot of fucking tweets like this where they're claiming people who have illegal relatives don't think Trump will deport them. I have no idea if this is real but either way this is bizarre.

 

[Here to Gawk]

This is currently near the top of /r/all.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Obviously, this is a smoothed over and romanticized simplification of the real story. But this is the narrative gathering around Trump.

Exactly how it will sound in 2,000 years.

 

[The Saltening]

I'm getting a lot of fucking tweets like this where they're claiming people who have illegal relatives don't think Trump will deport them. I have no idea if this is real but either way this is bizarre.
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when should i apply for ICE? now or after he takes over?

 

[Fapcop]

MSNBC's Joy Reid criticizes white female voters for not supporting Harris.

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God I hate this beast.

Literally the definition of “Sheboon”

She’s got so much gorilla energy I’m halfway expecting her to knuckle crawl away and crap in a corner, every time I see her on a screen.

 

[gamerweeb1]

i fully support women staying virgins, not sleeping around, not being whores. means the number of women i would consider dating goes up. times are pretty tough for men with standards rn.

If you don’t like whores why did you vote for the man who cheated on his wife with an ugly porn star?

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Speaking as a lazy person, the opposite was actually true. Figuring out how to request a mail-in ballot in 2020 was too much work, so I just drove by the place to vote in person on my way home from the store since it required no preparation/effort.

I thought states didn’t have you request it in 2020 they just sent them out to registered voters even if they hadn’t voted in years and moved and shit.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

If you don’t like whores why did you vote for the man who cheated on his wife with an ugly porn star?

Because he doesn’t want to cut kids dicks off

 

[Liquid Merlon]

On tiktok there’s a ton of cope slideshows going around where there’s a map of the average IQ compared to the electoral results, supposedly to indicate that Trump voters are uneducated. Can’t wait for the full results to come in so it’s revealed that Trump actually won the college-educated vote.

 

[Spaceman Spud]

This has been a wild election. Assassination attempts, the candidate who won his primary dropped out, and a squirrel! It's easy to forget some of the lesser events like when a group of colossal spergs tried to push a story of how Trump was totally banging Laura Loomer and the October surprise was going to be that she was pregnant with his love child.
What kind of retard would believe that?

 

[The Saltening]

If you don’t like whores why did you vote for the man who cheated on his wife with an ugly porn star?

because i cant afford to live right now nigger. everything is too expensive. I also dont feel like being drafted to die for foreign wars. i also dont want my female family members raped by illegal migrants. i also want the market to pick up so i dont lose my job. i also want interest to go down so i have some hope of owning a house again. I want lower taxes. I want manufacturing to come back to america.

Is that enough reasons for you? or you still going to be a moralfagger? I do not have to like Trump as a person to like his policy.

edit: kill yourself nigger

 

[6MillionCoofs]

He's fucking trolling, there's no other way.

Of course they are. As seen by everything they did the last few months.

Jill is very happy she gets to at least laugh on her way out. Oh and if she is being honest she probably gets to laugh we Joe about how they did actually save democracy.

It’s not the positive history book note she wanted but it might at least be a personal one.

 

[Gilgamesh!]

Maybe I am a minority here as far as Kiwis go, but has anyone had any entertaining stories with your families as a result of the election?
Since the Dems ran with Kamala back in June/July my oldest daughter has been flapping her gums about how important the election is and kept trying to convince me that Trump was evil. Stood in line a couple hours yesterday to vote. Got a "I voted" sticker because I wanted to use it to try and instigate some opportunities to give her shit. Turns out she did not even vote yesterday haha.

Made sure to wear the sticker all day today. At every opportunity I asked her where hers was, and she has been pissy about it all day. Wife has had to stop herself from laughing multiple times while we've been in the kitchen.