2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[chiobu]

britbong gives his thoughts about the election
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x0eq7VNCcYY

I liked his 2016 video after Trump's win

 

[2020chan]

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Are we...are we un-pozzing Captain Planet?

Captain Planet making a comeback because it became a discussion on a political topic thread is kinda funny.
I hadn't thought about that show for decades until you guys started posting about it. We will now take it over in our own image, just like our country.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

Oh get on with the speech you annoying "drunk aunt noone wanted to invite to the party" loser

Blaablaaablaaa "Sexism"
Yaddayaddayadda "Racism"
*Hyena cackle
"Stay strong and safe my fellow wiminz with ovaries (and those without) Get your last few babykillinz in now before you can't legally enjoy the rush of executing an infant in your womb.

HashtagOcasioCortez2028

I lost. The end"

 

[frozen_runner]

Spoiler: Stolas-aligned MAGAwarlocks defeat the Evil Witch

 

[macrodegenerate]

What do genuine Trump supporters want from this new presidency-Realistically, etc? I am not aware of how hard-hit the working class have been hit in America- but it sure shows in voting polls. So educate me please, a white, twink faggot.

More protectionist policies towards workers at all levels of income. This is easily achieved for white collar via reinstating the H1B minimum already implemented under Trump, but revoked by Biden. The same goes for removing illegal immigrants as competition towards working Americans.

If your culture is based on economics, then having a country where nobody can make it means your country is dead. I suppose we would all be "equal" though which would please the Dems.

 

[Safir]

The official man hate thread is a comedy goldmine right now

This is a lie, it's actually chill.

"I am so tired of female political candidates being the worst possible option. Why are the female candidates always so fucking unlikable?"
"Kamala seemed extremely disingenuous."
(who did you vote for? first reply) "Trump. Abortion is a non-issue for me due to circumstances, but troons and the economy are not."
"I can't with all the "You voted a RAPIST into power" on social media. Like we've never had a rapist president. Did everyone forget about a guy named Bill Clinton?"

Get raped, solzhenitsyn.

Careful there, that's a protected space.

You should've gone and looked for yourself, that solzhenitsyn upthread is chomping on his sidelocks.

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border and crime should be switched

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

Space bros are feeling good about the Trump win, all in on Mars!


Tweet / Archive

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

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I'm glad this guy is doubling down.

I wonder if he was a few beers deep, shitposting as you do, and just decided fuck it I'm sticking to it.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

I didn't believe you, so I checked.

You're right. I encourage everyone to read it in hazard suits, just don't involve yourself and avoid posting in it.

The salt is coming from inside the forums.

People say it time and time again but in the interest of not being an echo chamber allowing BPD cat ladies to set up tent cities was a mistake.

 

[Laffs n Gaffs]

Who was it who promised to eat their own shit if Trump won? I'm pretty sure I remember that from the Politics thread

It was @HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS and it was only if Trump won New Jersey, I believe.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

Random state observations:

VA - Harris up by 5.2%, not as close as it looked last night. GOP still has serious work to do in that state.

WI - Trump only won by 30k. RFK wasn't able to get off the ballot, and got 17.7k votes. He nearly blew it for Trump by jumping too late.

NH - Harris win by 3.1%. It was legitimately within striking range.

MI - allegedly, the Muslim vote in Dearborn mostly went to Jill Stein. She got 44k total across the state, and Trump is currently ahead by 93k. Assuming that was true, this mean the Muslim protest vote didn't technically throw a swing state to Trump, but it was pretty close. If you add in "Muslims who would have voted Democratic but stayed home", it may have actually happened. (State turnout is up 1.6% from 2020.)

IA - Trump wins by 13.2%, wtf was that last poll

TX - Trump wins by 13.8%, the fabled Blue Texas pushed off yet again. I was a long-term doomer there (many times), but Trump's massive win with Hispanics, and potential mandate for mass deportations, will force me to revisit my doomposting.

VA I think was also pushed by NoVa worried about Elon's afuera powers. The Reps there did an excellent job in getting the vote, and Youngkin was good in enforcing election integrity, so I'm not quite sure what could be done to improve there. Perhaps it will always be a white whale.

NJ was very close (5 pts which is close for NJ imo) but I only think that was due to Trump being Trump and won't happen again with any other R, especially Vance.

I'll admit to being retarded thinking NY would flip, but I will defend myself in saying that it wasn't Blue Texas level of retarded.

 

[Harvey Danger]

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Sorry guy, but you gotta go back.

 

[Incredible Mister]

are there any good cope streams right now?

 

[Akerman]

Gen Z is not the cattle that these people believe. Push the pendulum further and it will only swing back harder.

GenZ are increasingly more right wing around the world, the U.S so far has been an outlier.

 

[LaxerBRO]

Harris still hasn't conceded. Pathetic.

Need to say that in the right accent and tone.

 

[mindlessobserver]

VA I think was also pushed by NoVa worried about Elon's afuera powers. The Reps there did an excellent job in getting the vote, and Youngkin was good in enforcing election integrity, so I'm not quite sure what could be done to improve there. Perhaps it will always be a white whale.

NJ was very close (5 pts which is close for NJ imo) but I only think that was due to Trump being Trump and won't happen again with any other R, especially Vance.

I'll admit to being retarded thinking NY would flip, but I will defend myself in saying that it wasn't Blue Texas level of retarded.

Trump's threat to cut down beaurocracy is also cryptonite for Northern Virginia as that is quite literally the entire industry there.

 

[Glowie]

The real question I haven't seen anyone ask is

Who's ready for four more years of "Here's how Trump can fuck up this term" and spergouts over every little thing that happens?

They've been trumpeting mid east and Ukraine even before Trump was in as if fear was palpable.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Guys! I fell asleep! Did I miss something? Are we back or are we so back?

 

[CircusCat]

Some salt to mine from my faceberg friends.

 

[Not Really Here]

I am not finding up tbh. This is the first one ive seen that is nuts.
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The media lying about women dying was absolutely on the ballot.