2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Boss Hawg]

Did anyone have a 100% accurate election prediction map?

I think I did right before they started counting but I was extremely intoxicated and may have cheated idk.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

What a dumb cunt.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'll bet Joe will congratulate him before Kamala does.

Joe is so senile, is there any guarantee he knows an election just happened?

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

Nature is healing

 

[2ndBest]

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What a dumb cunt.

Kamala is BRRRAAAPPPP

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

What an odd thing to say

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I saw some TDS-affected man try to fake sound tough and talk about some bullshit like this. It was bizarre.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

That's the most iconic photograph of the 21st century so far.
It's the Marines raise the Flag at Iwo Jima level epic.

Even the Secret Service look like they're huddling around Trump to protect them
Trumps a fucking bad ass. Remember at that point he knew he was hit, he saw blood, he didn't know how bad it was, (you don't feel bad wounds instantly) he didn't know if that was his last moments, and what could have been his last words - FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT with his fist in the air like fucking Leonidas at Thermopylae.

Epic.

I hope he uses that photo for his presidential portrait.

 

[Reverend]

I think I know why the SJWs are conflating voting Trump with being "misogynist" -- they are collectivist, so they think not voting for one woman is being against all women?

The HiveMind does not allow dissent.

 

[gamerweeb1]

Did anyone have a 100% accurate election prediction map?

Nate Silver kind of did.

He said the two most likely outcomes were “Kamala wins every swing state” and “Trump wins every swing state”.

Trump won every swing state but flipped zero non-swing states.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Just as the death of Harambe broke the timeline and pushed us into the current year, so did the death of P'nut (and the Racoon) ended the current year and restarted history.

We have hit the reboot button, escaped the Large Hadron Collider timeline, and now are on the path to greatness. Truly blessed.

 

[Super Guido]

What an odd thing to say

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The only normal part about this statement is the fourth bit.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Biden should drop pictures of his fat hog on Kamala’s Xitter while she’s speaking

 

[Rogue AI]

I like Jill Stein. I don't agree with her politics and would never vote for her, but she seems like she's a nice person who has conviction in what she believes in. Makes me feel kinda bad for her when she gets blamed for stealing votes from the Democrats when the truth is they just had a completely shitty candidate.

 

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Kamala is expected to hold her concession speech at 4:00PM EST / 21:00 UTC at Howard University in Washington DC.

 

[LaxerBRO]

6 PM lol.

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How much JOY does she have right now?

 

[Super Guido]

I like Jill Stein. I don't agree with her politics and would never vote for her, but she seems like she's a nice person who has conviction in what she believes in. Makes me feel kinda bad for her when she gets blamed for stealing votes from the Democrats when the truth is they just had a completely shitty candidate.

She didn't steal enough votes for it to matter in PA. Trump voters outnumbered Kamala voters even if Steiners voted for Kamala.

t. Stein voter

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

Woke up this morning thankful that we won't have to see this frog goblin in the VP chair for 4-8 years

 

[Mister Ferro]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now the conspiracies commence

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The HiveMind does not allow dissent.

If SJWs ever deny that they're hiveminded, then why does anyone who goes against The Narrative™ get "cancelled"?

 

[GunCar Gary]

here's how bernie can still win