This one might be my new favorite. Thread is entitled "
What Americans Should Do Now" and suggests saving the heckin' trannerinos on the "Underground Hyperloop" and buying toothpaste because RFK Jr is gonna give everyone cavities.
I could be up until tomorrow night doing this. It's hilarious.
So far, Trump Presidency means:
*Project 2025: All women will be put in breeding camps and raped against their will. ALL of them.
*Little girls who are not old enough for the pens yet will get bullied on daily bases and be told that they will never amount to anything. Kamala's defeat will be used as a propaganda victory to make sure no woman gets into politics ever again
*Just to rub it in, women don't get healtchare either. No healthcare of any kind, period, hospitals will refuse to treat them
*All immigrants, legal or illegal, will get immediately deported
*Hitler is going to rise from his grave and cackle like a witch at the thought of Trump succeeding him. Every single trump supporter will get a free swastika and become part of Trump's personal brownshirt army
*Democracy is officially overthrown and America becomes a fascist state. Trump personally uses The Constitution as toilet paper to celebrate this event
*ALL of America got more racist, thanks to a few lonely men posting frog memes on the internet. The elections to follow will be determined by these few individuals, as apparently this is how much power mere shitposting holds
*ALL trannies will be murdered, every single one. Plans are to make an underground railroad for them by the brave ResistanceTM fighters so they can flee to places that are more accepting of them, like Canada or Japan
*Elon Musk will become Trump's right hand man and will make sure that Twitter(now a right wing propaganda platform) will brainwash all valid trans women and people of color(the ones who aren't deported/killed that is)
*Trump will stage a meeting with world powers and announce that Ukraine and Palestine no longer exist. The rest of the world, clearly powerless to do anything about it, will clap and let it happen, all in hopes that orange Hitler will leave them alone during his reign of terror
*All science will be abolished. How that is going to happen was not explained, just trust the plan on this one
*RFK Jr is going to take away the toothpaste and force everyone to be as toothless as these racist hicks who voted Trump into power
Remember, YOU are the uneducated loony who doesn't understand how the real world works here if you voted for Trump, not them.
(I have actually seen a variation of every single one of these at some point from the salt mines since Trump won)
