2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Rotollo 2]

Trump is the key to all this, he's a funnier character than we had before

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

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https://x.com/gamingonlinux/status/1854075315431039045

Elon said it himself, we are the media now.

Fuck off.

I give it 4 hours and 30 minutes until he's back on

 

[kickingstones]

I know he's not everybodies cup of tea but I love Matt Gaetz

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

The following reddits are currently goldmines:
r/suicidewatch
r/depression
r/anxiety

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

NH is a funny state, especially for a northern New England state

I respect them a lot

John Oliver called it Florida with foliage lol

 

[linchan]

>Raid Amish and family farms, slaughter their livestock and destroy their whole foods stock
"Heh heh he... oh, no. No no no NOOOOOO!!!"

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This Onion video is unironic.

 

[Dana scully]

Knowing how dems love to cheat I just want them to call in one of the remaining states so i can rest

 

[CowBoyCormack]

>Raid Amish and family farms, slaughter their livestock and destroy their whole foods stock
"Heh heh he... oh, no. No no no NOOOOOO!!!"

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Feels like the Ents coming out to march in the two towers, unironically. Do not fuck with the Amish. 180k reinforcements suddenly emerging out of the woods, completely unpolled, just to fuck with Biden-Harris and win Pennsylvania for Trump.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

AP all killed themselves after they gave Pennsylvania the win, that's why they haven't admitted total Trump victory to other states yet.

do you think they all had company issued cyanide capsules, or did they neck themselves or what

 

[Merry]

I was at a viewing party so I couldn't post with my favorite Internet autists

THAT BEING SAID, this shit was incredible to watch in real time. It's been a blast, and the best is yet to come

 

[Ishtar]

it’s nearly 3:00 CST.

Why haven’t they called Nevada and Wisconsin yet?

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

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House is inching closer. Democrats voted ferociously.

And here's the numbers from Axios (plus showing how many they're currently winning):

 

[Shapes]

All the boards are having a dance party!

 

[barrow greeter]

my promethean senses are tingling, reminded of when Trump was asked about his German ancestry, he called German DNA "special stuff"

big power, and max comfy

4:43

American Eurobros, are we winning?

 

[Betonhaus]

Oh the moon is gone

 

[Vect]

I would be surprised if there was one democrat in the country who didn't vote in this election. They ALL showed out and they ALL lost.

Right - because the Democrats lost a lot of moderate liberals, people like myself, and prompted them to vote for Trump. Kamala Harris couldn't even get support from Black Lives Matter.

 

[#lurker]

Jeb has conceded

 

[iNEEDthatMoney]

Lets see if they find the magical crowd of 3 AM voters or not this time.

THIS!

They will cheat their ass off if they get the chance!

 

[Meat Target]

Knowing how dems love to cheat I just want them to call in one of the remaining states so i can rest

Or, for the media to bend the knee.

 

[Swamp_City]

theres transfags on twitter unironically believing they are being sent to the camps I wish it were true.

It's 2016 all over again, who told these faggots they were ever that important?