2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[thog]

It begins.

 

[AnOminous]

To everyone in this thread no matter what happens, this will be you:

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

If you want to be extra bored, feel free to check out the illustrious Killstream.

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

Fuck this shit, I'm cooking dinner and then watching a movie. (Who am I kidding I'll be watching the thread all night.)

 

[poopshoes]

If Trump wins I hope democrats burn down their own cities again but this time they really finish the job, that would sure show him!

 

[Verdun_Salient]

Why are they moving the thread?

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

The future that could be:

 

[Coccxys]

There's early predicting, which I'm guessing is what people mean when it's looking like a Kamala win. I believe they just go around and ask people WHO AR U VOTING FOUR.

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So the "shy tory" phenomenon works in America too.

Run nonstop news calling anyone who votes for x rather than y stupid, evil, terrible, anything else you can come up with. Then expect everyone to be honest when you ask them, get results that show a landslide for y, then look stupid when it's either very close or x wins.

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

Alright, I'm off to watch result streams. Good luck America and remember: You are not fat and people WOULD have sex with you!

 

[Retink Retunk]

It begins.
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Truly this is Ron Paul's year, he'll win this time, for sure.

 

[Boss Hawg]

To everyone in this thread no matter what happens, this will be you:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a8MZBUoQt68

Chad Apathetic non-Vooooter vs Virgin Invested VOOOOTTTEERRR

 

[Ethereal Eye]

OH MY GOD TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS
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UM....PETERBROS?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

 

[CallmeCicada]

To everyone in this thread no matter what happens, this will be you:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a8MZBUoQt68

Not me, I don't vote. All our problems are made by assholes who vote, TVD

0:30

 

[missnaptime]

thats interesting. immigration disparity between gender for 'most important issue' is only 2 percent; according to nbc.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

I see you motherfuckers.

 

[CircuSphere]

If I were a yank I'd probably be voting blue

... and this is why your land has been reappropriated and your people think beans are breakfast food. I don't want to hear from your island until you make Clarkson your new king.

 

[eDove]

Ah—fuck, lmao

Scared the hell out of me.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

The fireworks will start in one hour. The Winter Palace seems awfully quiet tonight...

 

[Betonhaus]

Why are they moving the thread?

because it's nearly 9,500 pages long and if it gets too long the server crashes.

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

I am out in the boonies (where people vote overwhelmingly red) and the wait was a little over a half hour. I got a peak at the computer of the lady verifying my signature and I was the 660th person to vote that day. Given how many adults live in the township that has to be ~50% of the voting population with lots of people not even being off work yet. I’ll be interested to see what overall voter turnout was this time around.