2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[FamicomGorby]

The polls are still open are they not? Here in Bongland they're not allowed to do any on the day reporting of numbers until the polls are closed. It is different in the land of burgers, then?

It's 6PM EST, east coast polls don't start closing for another hour. Won't be until 10PM EST that substantive results are in.

 

[Boss Hawg]

The polls are still open are they not? Here in Bongland they're not allowed to do any on the day reporting of numbers until the polls are closed. It is different in the land of burgers, then?

The news needs to make as much money as possible off these big elections. It's the WrestleMania for news media.

 

[GaryGray]

Maybe there could be an entire temporary board for political shitposting tonight.

 

[Jon Conroy]

I've been taking local old folks in my town. No questions asked. Had to tank up 2 times. It's a big turn out.

 

[Coccxys]

How many rum and cokes can I down before a winner is declared. Lets see!

A fatal amount. They're going to keep counting until they get the result they want.

 

[Billy Bong]

When will this be decided do you think? 2 weeks to flatten the curve?

 

[Fagatron Over 9000]

The polls are still open are they not? Here in Bongland they're not allowed to do any on the day reporting of numbers until the polls are closed. It is different in the land of burgers, then?

There's early predicting, which I'm guessing is what people mean when it's looking like a Kamala win. I believe they just go around and ask people WHO AR U VOTING FOUR.

 

[missnaptime]

It's 6PM EST, east coast polls don't start closing for another hour. Won't be until 10PM EST that substantive results are in.

oh shit, i was bouncing around at news coverage from diff networks that i could watch without a subscription as a britfag. fox news, reliable as ever. switched to the nbc stream.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

The news needs to make as much money as possible off these big elections. It's the WrestleMania for news media.

itll be like when the Babyface wins despite like 4 guys interfering for the Heel, only this time it will be fake ballots instead of Solo Sikoa or whatever

 

[Boss Hawg]

When will this be decided do you think? 2 weeks to flatten the curve?

I pray they do it tonight and get this charade over with, but they'll prolly drag it out.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

@Null the Babylon Bee has started streaming.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ogdqoPZeeKE

1.7 million subs.
not even 2k viewers.

 

[Coccxys]

When will this be decided do you think? 2 weeks to flatten the curve?

Depends how quick they can print and "find" the extra ballots.

 

[Retink Retunk]

He still has to survive the 'jump'.

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They got their top guy ready to go, Evel Knievel.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

The news needs to make as much money as possible off these big elections. It's the WrestleMania for news media.

It's a four year cycle with a less interesting one every two years, so the Olympics are a more apt comparison. If people cared about the Olympics, that is.

 

[LargeChoonger]

OH MY GOD TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

>if he loses

 

[Spergichu]

I think it's important that we all take a moment to sit down and carefully weigh out the pros and cons of either candidate winning tonight


T | A

 

[gachadegenerate451]

Be prepared in the next hour:

 

[Ozzigy Osbourne]

OH MY GOD TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS
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I've got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

When will this be decided do you think? 2 weeks to flatten the curve?

probably by Thursday at Latest, any later might cause people to get ansy and then a Civil War