2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[JamFlowMan]

Nope, just about every poll has Trump winning, and he's apparently crushing it in early voting.

I bet it would really boost voter turnout if they post early voting results before election day. Imagine if you see Kamala is ahead by 2.500 votes in your county the Monday before it might motivate somebody to vote that wouldn't have.

 

[False and Misleading]

Convinced 14 illegals and my dead grandmother to vote today

 

[missnaptime]

less than 10 min until first polls close. get your popcorn.

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

Things seem up for trump. CNN starting to let the troons down easy for the harvest slowly.

 

[2ndBest]

"DAHNALD! I know we've had our differences, but I got a little surprises for those Demorats today. Keep your chin up, son, we're all gonna make it. Now, if you don't mind...I got a country to save..."

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Never forget.

 

[Slap47]

Looking like a Kamala win though?

I feel like that Comedian pissing off Puerto Ricans was a big turning point.

They are autisticly like Ethan Ralph with that "honor" stuff so you now just have a bunch of these guys blindly voting Kamala in key swing states.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

Things seem up for trump. CNN starting to let the troons down easy for the harvest slowly.

cant wait for the riots and police response !

 

[Nobunaga]

If only it was just that.

Half-Jeet (or whatever) is a step too far.

Half jeet childless and married to a jew please

 

[starborn427614]

Think I'll stay up to watch the results come in. If I were a yank I'd probably be voting blue, but I feel Trump has the advantage this time around.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

OMG THE MOON ON THE FRONT PAGE IS GROWING WTF HELP MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

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Never forget.

Shinzo Abe and Peanut are watching.

 

[mindlessobserver]

@Null the Babylon Bee has started streaming.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Is he gonna have Barnes on? I sure hope not.

I'll just watch reruns of Deep Space Nine if Barnes shows up.

Actually...

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

How many rum and cokes can I down before a winner is declared. Lets see!

 

[CallmeCicada]

If I were a yank

nobody asked britoid.

 

[Boss Hawg]

Imma prolly smoke me a blunt and stay up (I am off tm) for as long as I can to see this shit happen live.

 

[Overly Serious]

Is it? I’m not seeing any data either way yet

The polls are still open are they not? Here in Bongland they're not allowed to do any on the day reporting of numbers until the polls are closed. It is different in the land of burgers, then?

 

[Bork Laser]

I hope my write in campaign for Doug Walker took off.

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

Im watching CBS stream of the election. Apparently they have a show called “Eating Trash”

I will never eat the trash. I will never eat the bugs.