Culture Islamic Necrophilia: Or, “Every Hole Is a Goal”

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By Raymond Ibrahim
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A Muslim man who sexually violated a number of corpses was recently sentenced on February 1 in the UK. According to the report:

A warped “monster” who broke into a funeral parlour before having sex with a woman’s corpse has been jailed for six years. Kasim Khuram, 23, forced his way into a Co-op undertakers before violating a dead body at around 1.40am on November 11 last year. A court heard how he lifted the lids of several coffins before selecting his victim. Khuram then removed the body from the coffin, took off her clothes and then “interfered with her” in the chapel of rest, leaving her face down on the floor.
Another female body was found face down in a coffin with her lower clothing pulled down while seven other corpses, including a baby, were disturbed. Police were alerted by the alarm at the funeral parlour on Walsall Road, in Great Barr, Birmingham, and turned up to find the depraved pervert still at the scene. Officers said he was “more concerned” about leaving his watch behind. Khuram, who had been drinking vodka and smoking mamba, told officers: “I bet you think I’ve been sh***ing them don’t you?” and sickeningly added: “every hole is a goal.”
At a time when Islam is associated with any number of troubling practices, can this too be laid at its feet? Alas, while necrophilia is a depravity not unique to any one modern culture, only Islam contains scriptures, commentaries, and fatwas (Islamic decrees) permitting the macabre practice.
As with most of Islam’s problematic teachings, necrophilia is traceable to Muhammad.

According to a hadith (a recorded tradition concerning the sayings and doings of Muhammad) that exists in six of Islam’s classical reference texts (including the important Kanz al-'Umal and al-Hujja fi Biyan al-Mahujja), Muhammad once took off his shirt, placed it on a dead woman, and then descended into and “lay with her” in the grave.

As they hurled dirt atop the corpse and Muhammad, the grave diggers exclaimed:

O Prophet, we see you doing a thing you never did with anyone else.
To this he responded:
I dressed her in my shirt so that she may be dressed in heavenly robes, and I lay with her in her grave so that the pressures of the grave [also known as Islam’s torments of the grave] may be alleviated from her.
One can interpret this, and there certainly is no absolute reason to maintain that Muhammad was actually copulating with the corpse. There are, however, some hurdles.
First: The two Arabic words (ataja’ ma’ha اضطجع معها) which I translate above as “lay with her” are indeed used in Arabic to mean “intercourse.” This is similar to the English idiom “to lay with her,” which can literally mean nothing more than laying down with a woman, but often is a reference to sex. More than a few Muslim clerics have made this linguistic observation.

Second: Sunni Islam’s four orthodox schools of jurisprudence (or madhahib al-fiqh) -- namely, al-Hanafi, al-Hanbali, al-Maliki, and al-Shafi’i -- implicitly permit necrophilia. None of them actually address it on its own; rather, they give it a nod when it comes up in the context of other topics. In the section on adultery, the Maliki teaching is this:

If a husband enters his dead wife -- any which way, from front or behind -- there is no penalty for him. ( Sharh Mukhtasar al-Khalil fi al-fiqh al-Maliki)
Similarly, Shafi’i rulings on ablution point out that it is unnecessary to rewash the body of the dead -- male or female, adds the Hanbali madhhab -- after penetrating it, though the penis of the penetrator does require washing. (Although a few English translations of these pivotal Arabic texts appear online, most are poor and inaccurate. I may at some point collate and freshly translate all of the relevant ones, of which there are more than a few.)
Regardless of all the above, it is not for the non-Muslim -- certainly not for me -- to tell Muslims what their texts are really saying and teaching. That is the job of their ulema: scholars and clerics devoted to learning the deep truths of Islam. Thus, the real question: Do modern-day ulema permit necrophilia?

The lamentable answer is “yes.” For instance, in 2011 a leading Moroccan cleric and founding member of the International Union of Muslim Scholars, Sheikh Abdul Bari Zamzami, issued a fatwa permitting the Muslim husband to copulate with his dead wife. He prefaced his decree by saying that, although he does not necessarily approve of this act, it is not for him to ban what Islam permits. As proof, he cited the aforementioned rulings of Islam’s schools of jurisprudence.

In April 2012, when the Muslim Brotherhood’s Muhammad Morsi was president of Egypt, news that Islamist Egyptian parliamentarians were trying to pass a law legalizing necrophilia appeared. Although Al Ahram, Egypt’s most reputable paper, reported the story, it was quickly dismissed as a hoax in Western media (which often happens when Islam makes the news in ways that do not comport with Western sensibilities). As one journalist argued: “This ugly rumor and hoax ... should be doubted for the simple reason that no Egyptian Islamist sheikh, or any other Imam, has ever been reported to approve of necrophilia.”

That may have been true then, but not now. In late 2017, necrophilia was again mentioned and legitimized, and this time by Sheikh Sabri Abdul Raeuf -- a professor at Egypt’s Al Azhar, the Islamic world’s most prestigious madrassa.

During a televised show in Egypt, the Sheikh-professor was asked if it is permissible for a husband to penetrate his wife after death. He replied: “It is not favorable in Islam; however the Islamic law considers it as Halal,” meaning “permissible,” not a sin or crime.

A Youm7 Arabic report titled (translation) “The Books of Al-Shafi’i, Al-Hanbali, and Al-Hanafi Reveal That Sex With a Corpse Is Not Adultery” verified the professor’s claim.

Here, I would be remiss not to point out that this excursus on Islam’s position concerning necrophilia should not be interpreted as meaning necrophilia is a normal or widespread activity among Muslim societies. Indeed, whenever it makes the news in the Arab world, most Muslims -- as can be expected of most decent people of whichever creed -- respond with incredulity, and revulsion.

Rather, the point here is that Islamic jurisprudence is so legalistically slavish to old, sometimes bizarre, texts and is often ambiguously worded as to legitimize much that is offensive to modern sensibilities. And not only does this provide a moral -- sometimes even pious -- cover for deviants; it can attract them.

Just as pedophiles, rapists, sex-slavers, misogynists, psychotic mass murderers, extortionists, and those eager to be “breastfed” by women or to drink camel urine can find support in the teachings of Islam in ways that followers of other religions cannot, so too can those with depraved proclivities for the dead.
 
I did not know that about Islam. Just when I thought religion had no further depths of utter fucking insanity to show me.
 
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Fucking hell, I knew Muhammo did some fucked up shit but I didn't have "fucked a literal corpse" on that particular bingo card.

I did laugh at his reply when he got confronted in the hadith though. Very Chris-Chan of him to basically wave away sexual depravity with a soulbonding-esque response.
 
This happens far more often than people realize and not just with muslims. The guy who used to run my own local funeral home got busted for stealing from and fucking corpses as well awhile back. The entire funeral industry almost exclusively attracts nutjobs, creeps and very strange people and always has
 
Khuram then removed the body from the coffin, took off her clothes and then “interfered with her” in the chapel of rest, leaving her face down on the floor.
Another female body was found face down in a coffin with her lower clothing pulled down while seven other corpses, including a baby, were disturbed.
>Interfered
No, that's not "interference" that's straight up rape. You can't even be dead in the UK and be safe from horny Hajis.
The Books of Al-Shafi’i, Al-Hanbali, and Al-Hanafi Reveal That Sex With a Corpse Is Not Adultery” verified the professor’s claim.
The entire world would be a better place if the Middle East was completely glassed.
 
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This happens far more often than people realize and not just with muslims.
This is absolutely true and funeral homes are involved in all kinds of illegal and immoral things like the cadaver trade, abuse of corpses, improper burial, and scamming grieving families. One of the most shocking crimes has been the harvesting of cadavers for transplantable tissue like bone, tendons, and skin. The medical industry will lie about it as they have always done despite being absolute and eternal ghouls.
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grave robbing for science

But the article is about necrophilia being OK in Islam so I find your digression to be disingenuous. We don't need sandniggers who, confidently empowered by their prophet, feel no shame in raping our dead infants. Islam is demonic and no reasonable person can tolerate it. TMD.
 
This happens far more often than people realize and not just with muslims. The guy who used to run my own local funeral home got busted for stealing from and fucking corpses as well awhile back. The entire funeral industry almost exclusively attracts nutjobs, creeps and very strange people and always has
This... I assume nowadays there will be CCTV monitoring in funeral parlours, morgues etc, which will make instances of this kind of perversion less common,

I am sure it went on a fuckton back in the old days though.
 
Wait, can you fuck anybody's corpse or just your spouse's? The quoted Muslim scholars are only talking about it in the context of a deceased wife, which, gross, but somehow slightly less gross than sex with a dead stranger.
Looks like it only applies to your spouse
If a husband enters his dead wife -- any which way, from front or behind -- there is no penalty for him. ( Sharh Mukhtasar al-Khalil fi al-fiqh al-Maliki)
Sheikh Abdul Bari Zamzami, issued a fatwa permitting the Muslim husband to copulate with his dead wife. He prefaced his decree by saying that, although he does not necessarily approve of this act, it is not for him to ban what Islam permits. As proof, he cited the aforementioned rulings of Islam’s schools of jurisprudence.
During a televised show in Egypt, the Sheikh-professor was asked if it is permissible for a husband to penetrate his wife after death. He replied: “It is not favorable in Islam; however the Islamic law considers it as Halal,” meaning “permissible,” not a sin or crime.
 
Looks like it only applies to your spouse
That's what the quotes say, but the article isn't making that distinction. I guess I'm so accustomed to fawning articles about Islam I assumed the author would not turn a limited example of Islam's depravity into a much larger horror.
I didn't even get into my question about whether or not the scholars are saying spousal necrophilia is acceptable or just not adultery. I can agree with Islam that fucking your dead wife probably doesn't count as cheating. That's a very tiny silver lining to this vomit cloud.
 
As much as I hate Islam, pretty sure that they don't allow that shit on their own countries as well. Anyways wonder what slap on the wrist the guy would get unless he touched a corpse of someone important
They probably have their own secular laws aganist it. Sharia, after all, is so rigid and specific that it simply cannot ecompass all the legal ramifications of the modern era, for example they still have a debate over whether or not photographs count as pictures (and therefore haram)
A lot of scholars say that they aren't because a photograph is not an image that you create, but rather a reflection of the existing world, and live broadcasting is halal as well because it is impermanent
 
John Wayne Gacy, when he was a young man, went on a road trip and snuck into a funeral home. He'd never say what he did in there, but whatever it was it scared him enough to make him run home.
 
I did laugh at his reply when he got confronted in the hadith though. Very Chris-Chan of him to basically wave away sexual depravity with a soulbonding-esque response.
That's surprisingly common in the hadiths; Muhammad does some retarded shit or something that goes against what he's preached previously, and then coincidently has a new revelation from Allah that absolves him of any wrong-doing or comes up with some other excuse.

Muhammad wants more than four wifes? Allah gives him a special exception saying he can have more.
The non-Muslim Arabians are mocking Muhammad by making disparaging art and poems about him? Allah just said that art and music are haram and banned, and drawing him specifically is a grave sin deserving of death.
Muhammad briefly suggests making Islam a polytheist religion, and his followers naturally responded with shock given how hostile towards polytheism Islam is? Muhammad essentially says "my bad I was possessed by the devil when I said that ignore what I said :( "
 
They probably have their own secular laws aganist it. Sharia, after all, is so rigid and specific that it simply cannot ecompass all the legal ramifications of the modern era
After reading an article detailing the history and practice of necrophilia in Islam, citing modern Islamic jurisprudence like:
in 2011 a leading Moroccan cleric and founding member of the International Union of Muslim Scholars, Sheikh Abdul Bari Zamzami, issued a fatwa permitting the Muslim husband to copulate with his dead wife
and knowing how fundamental Sharia is to Muslims, how much influence the mosque has over the state, do you expect anyone to believe that? Disgusting levels of taqiyya. No one is giving you the benefit of the doubt on anything because your religion sanctions necrophilia, pedophilia, and every evil impulse your demonic prophet ever had.
 
After reading an article detailing the history and practice of necrophilia in Islam, citing modern Islamic jurisprudence like:

and knowing how fundamental Sharia is to Muslims, how much influence the mosque has over the state, do you expect anyone to believe that? Disgusting levels of taqiyya. No one is giving you the benefit of the doubt on anything because your religion sanctions necrophilia, pedophilia, and every evil impulse your demonic prophet ever had.
I'm not a muslim
 
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