💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[LilypaCastsUpper]

That's not fair though, that article is from 2017. You should post a more current one with all of the successful updates!

There's too many, my non deal-artist brain would get overwhelmed.

So was fatty proposing national healthcare there?

"Hillary wants to double down and put government in charge of your healthcare. That's no good. It's more expensive," he said.

https://cbs12.com/news/local/trump-i-will-repeal-replace-obamacare

Really I think this was his route to metaphorically "topple a giant statue" of Obama and erect one of himself in its place, something he felt the need to do due to inferior hand size insecurity

 

[Tridgeridoo]

Old man Trump almost broke his hip trying to get into that truck.
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What's going on in the first few seconds of this clip? He reaches for the door handle and misses it twice. If you saw something like this without context, you'd think this person was absolutely hammered. That's not just his age. Either he has problems with his eyesight/depth perception or a severe lack of hand-eye coordination. Or maybe he just thought his hand was bigger than it actually is.

 

[Intrusive Thoughts]

...this was his route to metaphorically "topple a giant statue" of Obama and erect one of himself in its place, something he felt the need to do due to inferior hand size insecurity

There is no need for him to do that - there are products on the market in his price range that can compensate for such unfortunate congenital inadequacy:

 

[anliteralidiot]

What's going on in the first few seconds of this clip? He reaches for the door handle and misses it twice. If you saw something like this without context, you'd think this person was absolutely hammered. That's not just his age. Either he has problems with his eyesight/depth perception or a severe lack of hand-eye coordination. Or maybe he just thought his hand was bigger than it actually is.

I watched it again, to see if maybe something was in the way... And he tries to step up, too. I guess it's depth perception, but he reaches like a little kid.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Upon a nights sleep, I've decided this is a cheap, Temu novelty sex doll and you can't convince me otherwise. Because this photo looks like someone is propping up a cheap, Temu novelty sex doll with the wrong asshole bleached.

 

[JaneThough]

I thought they separated because he wanted more kids and she didn't? Don't they have joint custody?

I also swear I thought his current wife is related to the Swartzrnager-Kennedy families (sorry for my craptastic spelling).

He married Katherine Schwarzenegger, Ahnold’s daughter.

 

[Hitagle]

For the life of me I'm trying to figure out why Trump isn't taking this election seriously recently. Between larping as a McDonald's employee, garbage man and the Joe Rogan thing, all it has been is publicity and entertainment. Does he really think that everyone is going to vote for him because he is "le funni" meme guy again?

It reminds me whenever DSP shits on other streamers like ltg over the smallest shit, then proceeds to blow bubbles and wear a retarded vest. How can you honestly mock Kamala and say how she's dumb while you literally are larping "dumb" jobs to mock her.

Also this whole word salad Kamala is dumb meme seems like such a nothing burger. I highly doubt Trump could pass the bar let alone have any success in court. Let's get to the word salad bit, do people fucking know how Trump talks? He sounds like Tony Soprano after he got shot, it's just nonsense and confusion.

Remember how Thunderdomers say Kamala needs a teleprompter and talk about the 32 thing or whatever? OK? Remember when trumps teleprompter went out and he proceeds to stall by talking about how he doesn't need a teleprompter. Which literally shows he needs one because he completely lost his train of thought on what he was saying.

Like I can't believe this shit, Trump supporters are like dsp's dents this dude is actively gaslighting himself and you and being a meme. Yet, you continue to support and defend him blindly out of what? Sunk Cost? Entertainment? Trump needs to be in the old folks home not the white house.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

For the life of me I'm trying to figure out why Trump isn't taking this election seriously recently.

Simple. He doesn't have to and he knows it. People voting for him are doing so because of reasons that can never be overcome by him acting like a retard on TV. Most of his antics are just to keep his face and name on the lips of MSM. Because they still haven't figured out he does this stupid shit intentionally for the attention.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I saw a clip from a documentary called art of the surge where Trump is sitting in a room with his team watching Kamala speak on stage and he directs this skinny blonde woman next to him to tweet for him his exact words and then he glanced at the screen and okays it. I love this, because it means that Trump has a dedicated tweet scribe who's job it is to type all his jokes and digs out.

I am genuinely jealous, I fucking want a personal scrivener to records my schizo rants and comments on demand.

 

[Hitagle]

I saw a clip from a documentary called art of the surge where Trump is sitting in a room with his team watching Kamala speak on stage and he directs this skinny blonde woman next to him to tweet for him his exact words and then he glanced at the screen and okays it. I love this, because it means that Trump has a dedicated tweet scribe who's job it is to type all his jokes and digs out.

I am genuinely jealous, I fucking want a personal scrivener to records my schizo rants and comments on demand.

I would fucking despise working for him, imagine he tells you to tweet something stupid it gets backlash, and now you're fired. Then he must smell like old people and shit, God forbid if you're a woman around him.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

oes he really think that everyone is going to vote for him because he is "le funni" meme guy again?

Unironically yes.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

There is no need for him to do that - there are products on the market in his price range that can compensate for such unfortunate congenital inadequacy:
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[God's strongest milkman]

I would fucking despise working for him, imagine he tells you to tweet something stupid it gets backlash, and now you're fired. Then he must smell like old people and shit, God forbid if you're a woman around him.

I'd love to work for trump you gotta get like the best fucking stories and I bet he smells like some sort of old man cologne. Like Aramis or something, probably also McDonald's.

Although I'm sure he'd be hard to communicate with. He's kinda erratic.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

It really does sum things up.


"A garbage truck with the billionaire candidate inside driving around in circles going nowhere just for a photo op'" is a spot on description of 2024's republican party.

 

[Hitagle]

It really does sum things up.
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"A garbage truck with the billionaire candidate inside driving around in circles going nowhere just for a photo op'" is a spot on description of 2024's republican party.

Having the American Flag in the back of the Garbage Truck with "TRUMP" in all caps is so symbolic.

 

[somevan]

Donald Trump is correct: there is election/voter fraud in the US.

Independent - Woman charged with voter fraud after forging her dead mother’s name on ballot for Trump
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A Minnesota woman has been charged with three felony charges of voter fraud after filling out an absentee ballot for Donald Trump in her deceased mother’s name.

Danielle Miller has reportedly admitted submitting the ballot in Nashwauk, a rural town in Itasca County, to fulfill her late mother’s wish to vote for Trump in the 2024 presidential election.

Miller said her mother was an “avid” Trump supporter but was unable to vote for the former president in time because she died on August 31 – before absentee ballots were mailed. Neither ballot will be counted and are in evidence.

Miller is facing two counts of intentionally signing false certificates and one count of casting an illegal vote. It is unclear if she will still be allowed to recast her vote before Election Day.

Minnesota Secretary of State Steve Simon said in a news conference on Tuesday he was “thrilled” to hear about the case because it indicates that the state’s routine ballot checks work.

Who would have thought the people constantly crying about there being rampant voter fraud are the very people committing voter fraud? Almost as though everything they accuse others of is just projection.

Also:

In the 2020 presidential election, the Associated Press found fewer than 475 voter fraud cases across the six battleground states. Those ballots were not counted and were also not made for one specific candidate.

lmao

I can't wait until this election is over and Trump and his supporters shut up about the voter and election fraud they are committing. It's so tiring.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Trump and his supporters shut up about the voter and election fraud they are committing.

Silly libcuck. The ride will never end.

 

[LaVieKL]

It really does sum things up.
Ver archivo adjunto 6581831

"A garbage truck with the billionaire candidate inside driving around in circles going nowhere just for a photo op'" is a spot on description of 2024's republican party.

Gotta admit I laughed so hard at this one

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It really does sum things up.
Ver archivo adjunto 6581831

"A garbage truck with the billionaire candidate inside driving around in circles going nowhere just for a photo op'" is a spot on description of 2024's republican party.

Garbage truck. garbage country, garbage ex-president.

 

[Sandnigger]