CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace under attack by myg0t hackers

[Duke Nukem]

He'd convince himself that he was. That's the power of denial and insanity. Jace is invulnerable to facts.

There's a great deal of people out there who are. He would probably convince himself that if he does well enough peeling potatoes and grabbing spare parts he can make it into Force Recon or Rangers or some other elite unit. Denial is the strongest force in the universe.

 

[The Dude]

There's a great deal of people out there who are. He would probably convince himself that if he does well enough peeling potatoes and grabbing spare parts he can make it into Force Recon or Rangers or some other elite unit. Denial is the strongest force in the universe.

Oh he could make it into the Rangers alright. The Rump Rangers, 69th Colon Campers brigade. They'd even give him a cool nickname like Deep 6.

 

[EI 903]

Oh he could make it into the Rangers alright. The Rump Rangers, 69th Colon Campers brigade. They'd even give him a cool nickname like Deep 6.

That's offensive. Katsu and Rio can do waaaayyyy better than Jace. He wouldn't even make Gay Special Forces. He'd be stuck peeling potatoes in the back of a tactical disco with Chris.

 

[Duke Nukem]

That's offensive. Katsu and Rio can do waaaayyyy better than Jace. He wouldn't even make Gay Special Forces. He'd be stuck peeling potatoes in the back of a tactical disco with Chris.

Offensive but who cares? I laughed. Jace is missing Tyce already, apparently. Hell, ANYONE, EVEN CHRIS, can do better than Jace.

He would probably fail even at peeling potatoes, most likely adding a substantial amount of protein and iron into the mix.

 

[The Dude]

Offensive but who cares? I laughed. Jace is missing Tyce already, apparently. Hell, ANYONE, EVEN CHRIS, can do better than Jace.

He would probably fail even at peeling potatoes, most likely adding a substantial amount of protein and iron into the mix.

At least it seems Jace was able to get laid without having to pay for it. True they were skanky Juggalo chicks, but at least he was able to get into a girl's panties without having to go to a prostitute.

 

[Duke Nukem]

At least it seems Jace was able to get laid without having to pay for it. True they were skanky Juggalo chicks, but at least he was able to get into a girl's panties without having to go to a prostitute.

Jace? Getting laid? Paid or not?

 

[EI 903]

Eh, he's not an ugly guy, and the macho bullshit works on some girls. Not surprised that Jace does better with the womenfolk than the vagina-deflector that is OPL.

 

[waffle]

Do we know why Jace is on SSDI? I know it's assumed to be some form of the crazy, but do we have any better idea?

And about him getting a gun, I highly doubt that any private seller he would have the balls to meet would sell to him. Someone who isn't the most upstanding guy might, but I suspect that he would be to scared to meet anyone crazy/stupid enough to sell to him.

 

[WWWWolf]

That's offensive. Katsu and Rio can do waaaayyyy better than Jace. He wouldn't even make Gay Special Forces. He'd be stuck peeling potatoes in the back of a tactical disco with Chris.

Pff, I'm a bisexual guy with gender identity issues, and I went through military because we have conscription in this country. Granted, I'm the first to admit the actual moments of badassitude were few and far between. (Like, there was one night when the temperature was dropping below -40 celsius and I thought "fine, I guess I'll finally unpack my sleeping bag.")

And compared to my own meagre military experience, the most hilarious shit that Jace and Tyce have done is the way they tend to get lost in the night, especially in that tiny patch of woods. I did orienteering when I was a kid and loved it when it was done as part of the basic training. Jace has a goddamn smartphone with GPS, how do you get lost with that at hand?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Eh, he's not an ugly guy, and the macho bullshit works on some girls. Not surprised that Jace does better with the womenfolk than the vagina-deflector that is OPL.

Oh yeah, chicks just LOVE a slightly overweight, balding at 23 loser who lives with his mom and does little else besides smoke weed and play BLOPS all day.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Oh yeah, chicks just LOVE a slightly overweight, balding at 23 loser who lives with his mom and does little else besides smoke weed and play BLOPS all day.

Look at it this way: If you were a boyfreind free girl and you had to choose between doing Chris or doing Jace, who would you choose?

No, suicide is not an answer.

 

[The Dude]

Look at it this way: If you were a boyfreind free girl and you had to choose between doing Chris or doing Jace, who would you choose?

No, suicide is not an answer.

Suicide is ALWAYS an answer.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Suicide is ALWAYS an answer.

Not this time, Dude!

 

[The Dude]

Not this time, Dude!

YOU'RE NOT THE WIFE OF ME!

 

[Surtur]

Can we stay on topic folks? Last warning.

 

[butt in trouble]

Yes, you're very correct there.

I wonder if the Army could use his delusions to make him do work.
"Ok Private Conners...There is a deadly plot to poison members of the US armed forces! We need YOU to personally cook all the food because we can only trust you to do it!"
You just know he'd believe it immediately.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

If by some stroke of luck Jace made it into any branch of the service, he'd never get through boot camp. The first time a drill sergeant or chief yelled at him for incompetence he'd start whining in that high-pitched voice of his. He would only make it a few hours in boot camp. The kids in JROTC are tougher than Jace.

And if Jace somehow did make it in, he'd be in a supporting role, not necessarily because he sucks at life (though that is true), but because there are far more troops in supporting roles in the military than there are in combat roles (something like 3-10 times as many supporting troops than there are combat troops).

I like the idea of Jace getting in the Army and being assigned as a supply clerk or truck driver. Not that either one is bad, both are necessary, but Jace would of course lie and say he was in the Special Forces.

Heck, I wonder if there are any recruiters who would put up with his BS for very long. I'm sure recruiters have a name for internet tough guy weapons "experts" like Jace.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Mall ninjas, my friend. Look up Gecko45 for the origin of the term.

 

[Thetan]

It's been uploaded on the new Team Gamerfood alt.


In his life experience, being called "not a real gamer" ranks just as high as losing his Dad. He has literally no life whatsoever outside of his delusions. He's 22, unemployed, all of his friends are either 16 years old or only use him for weed, his parents are ashamed of him, he's a drug abuser with a criminal record, he will never achieve any of his goals of being a Marine, and nobody will ever, ever hire him for any reason now that the Parkourdude91 wiki exists. His life is a foregone conclusion and he's going to be a lolcow forever. The term "The ride never ends" is not facetious in the least.

It may seem silly to you, but "Commander Stryker" is literally all he has left. The reason he's holding onto it for dear life despite all evidence that it's absurd - and the reason he gets so upset whenever it's questioned - is because he has nothing else to live for after the downhill spiral that's occurred over the course of the last two years.

Do you think that with proper counseling and medication, he may be somewhat salvageable? He's a full 10 years younger than Chris. I agree that it's unlikely that he'll ever live a completely normal life, but with the right support, he may be able to live a *more* normal life.

I was also wondering if it's him that's on the adderal, or is it his mom?

Those videos with him driving make me very nervous......

Like one of those "America is a Christian nation" extremist kind of camps? You would think Jace would fit right in, especially if it has a paramilitary bent to it. Some of them do.

Seriously though, I wonder what kind of effect this "camp" is having on his delusions?

At the very least, it's whipping him up into an anti Islamic frenzy.

There's a few possibilities as to what's going on with the "pick up a WHEEL gun" issue.

• He doesn't know that secondhand firearm dealers at private shows can sell him a gun without background checks.
• He can't afford one or has no real ambition to get a real gun.
• His mother has explicitly told him not to buy a real gun and listens to her.
• There's some little voice of sanity in his head that compels him to avoid a lethal firearm. In one video where he's talking about conceal carry he mentions "this is a replica, otherwise I'd shoot my dick off". It suggests he's aware enough to know it's not a good idea for him to own one.

Excellent observations. If he were that dedicated to obtaining a gun all he has to do is take a quick trip right next door to NH. Much easier to buy a gun here. I've seen them for sale at flea markets, even fucking yard sales.

I will say one thing though. People who want guns will get them, regardless of laws, there's always a source. Anyway, performing airsoft drive-bys on Tyce and toilet papering people's houses is as gangsta as Jace is gonna get. He deep down knows he can't get away with shooting Tyce with the real thing.

He doesn't need a gun. He's enough of a danger behind the wheel. When he's performing his drive-bys he's not paying attention to the road (I've seen the videos). That could end very badly one day.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Very observant, Thetan. I myself am a gun owner and I would NOT let Jace try mine out. And his mom needs to try a different tactic, Jesus just won't cut it.