Yeah, he can just suspend the Constitution and the entire US democratic system long enough to close the border, kick all of the Haitians out of Springfield OH, undo any climate change legislation, pardon himself and all of his indicted and jailed cronies, get rid of the Department of Justice, Department of Education, and all other departments that offend him.....and then it can be back to democracy as usual. And it can all be done in a day.
And it's not just that he has no sense of humor. It's an unfathomable thing for a Presidential candidate to even joke about. What scares me more than the joker himself is the number of supporters who worship him. The guy who gave his Purple Heart over to him just takes the cake. (On that note, any decent person would have thanked the gentleman kindly but refused because "You earned that on the battlefield." But we know how Trump feels about veterans.) His next grift will be "Own your own Trump Purple Heart for being warriors in helping to make America great again, for the low price of $600 (limited edition, no refunds).