Varg Vikernes / Thulean Perspective quotes and funny moments

[Calvin Gabriel]

I'm watching Varg's archive and I realized that there are many funny moments, some intentional some not, in the tens of hours of material he produced for his Thulean Perspective channel(s). Since I'll be watching it all, I might as well share the joy when I stumble upon something lolworthy.

Feel free to share any certified Thulean moments.

 

[Calvin Gabriel]

While usually very suspicious of any claims made by the media or institutionalized science and scoffing at allegations of racism against non-white ethnicities, Varg decides to create a video calling blonde jokes racist. He quotes the Daily Mail that "akschually blondes are MORE intelligent than brunnetes and redheads"

 

[Mnutu]

EDIT: “Let me tell you, a woman looks to a vehicle because it tells her how much you can move, how much you can provide. If she understands this, is she going to go for the man with a fancy race car, or a Yugo piece of shit 70’s shag wagon?”

 

[analrapist]

Varg's archive

You missed a lovely chance to use the term Vargchive. But I forgive you. <3

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Varg got bullied by Euronymous. Varg is bitch-made.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Varg's ridiculous Tolkien headcanons were thousands of times better crafted and more respectful than Amazon's ringslop.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Varg got bullied by Euronymous. Varg is bitch-made.

Varg's mom helped him escape from prison because he got bullied by neo-nazis.

 

[glue eater]

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/neo-pa...nternet-witchblr.71026/page-123#post-10217301

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/neo-pa...nternet-witchblr.71026/page-123#post-10221816

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/neo-pa...nternet-witchblr.71026/page-124#post-10231798

Neo-pagan thread contains a goldmine of Varg content. Varg is a bonafide lolcow.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

 

[Meriasek]

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Given the beard and the raised finger, it'd have made more sense if he said Muhammed.

 

[Calvin Gabriel]

Varg is a bonafide lolcow.

Right? It's weird there isn't a dedicated lolcow thread on him. I'd like to try and write it. This is a sort of prep.

 

[Bloodrage]

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Varg got bullied by Euronymous. Varg is bitch-made.

Euronymous: What you gonna do about it, stab me?

 

[Spud]

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

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Turns out Varg did have breakfast this morning.

 

[Regio Consiglio]

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Everytime he talks about foreskins it's gold

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Euronymous: What you gonna do about it, stab me?

Varg: What are you going to do, bully me?

Euronymous: Y E S

 

[Verixis]

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How would Varg feel if he didn't have breakfast this morning? The inability to comprehend hypotheticals is the trademark of the negroid.

 

[Cats]

"The only negative thing about murder is that after you kill someone, they can no longer suffer."

 

[Calvin Gabriel]

"The only negative thing about murder is that after you kill someone, they can no longer suffer."

Spoken like a true cat nigger. Varg hates cats and for once I have to agree with him.