What is your most embarrassing date?

[Nigger Caviar]

I'm 25 and I asked a goth woman (who was fat btw) on a date and she said yes and she showed up to the movie theater and only brought enough money to buy popcorn and didn't pay for our tickets.

It was so embarrassing when I realized I was dating a poor person. I left early and blocked her number. Did I do anything wrong lads?

 

[Robert Cummings]

All my dates are awesome because I know how to handle the females.

 

[dick brain]

5/14/99

 

[We Are The Witches]

My birthday.

 

[stares at error messages]

Friday the 13th

 

[Finger Pistols]

I'm 25 and I asked a goth woman (who was fat btw)

@AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed would be proud.

 

[pizzawithme420]

who was fat btw

you did great

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I had one date with a girl that could only be classified as a Karen. She complained about the food, she complained about the drinks we ordered, she complained about the environment the restaurant was in, it was a nightmare. If it wasn't for the sex, I'd give it a 0/10.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

I had one date with a girl that could only be classified as a Karen. She complained about the food, she complained about the drinks we ordered, she complained about the environment the restaurant was in, it was a nightmare. If it wasn't for the sex, I'd give it a 0/10.

Well, what are you rating it with the seggs?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

She was great in the sack I'd put it at a 8/10, proper riding maneuvers and the sack got a lot of love. But the date was garbage before that, and any sex on a date is an automatic 6/10

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

She was great in the sack I'd put it at a 8/10, proper riding maneuvers and the sack got a lot of love. But the date was garbage before that, and any sex on a date is an automatic 6/10

Sex after that bad of a first date seems pretty wird to me. But good for you.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Sex after that bad of a first date seems pretty wird to me. But good for you.

I was a young man, and sex was sex, the circumstances didn't matter.

 

[anliteralidiot]

When I first met my husband, he took me out to see the movie Up. We were both teens, and thought it would be a cute movie. We didn't know anything about it, and I was sobbing after the dead wife part, because I had lost my dad to cancer less than six months before.

But we stuck it out, and enjoyed the movie. After that, we went rollerskating together! They called couple's skate, and we went to get out on the floor... And he took off really hard, which tripped me, and I landed on my ass, and I think I bruised my tailbone. Any gluteal movement hurt for the next week.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

When I first met my husband, he took me out to see the movie Up. We were both teens, and thought it would be a cute movie. We didn't know anything about it, and I was sobbing after the dead wife part, because I had lost my dad to cancer less than six months before.

But we stuck it out, and enjoyed the movie. After that, we went rollerskating together! They called couple's skate, and we went to get out on the floor... And he took off really hard, which tripped me, and I landed on my ass, and I think I bruised my tailbone. Any gluteal movement hurt for the next week.

No anal for you futur hubby then, I presume?