🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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http://forum.chyoa.com/threads/poor-timmy-cries-again.62/

Well @Saint (?) has been sent with more e-mails again lol

Here's some recent ones:

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Guarantees: Sun in day, moon at night, your stories awful at all times.

Still find it funny my posts on board & comments I am still being thanked for disappeared, but your false comments about me (& not the stories, as the worst are better than yours) remain.

Simply too bad powers that be here allowed you to remain & yet again banned me without reason. If only I could still use a Username (can Login to boards, but not read or post anything), perhaps I would posy one of my million superior non-erotic works, or we could get a poll going to decide which of us remains.

Like a good story from you, I suppose that is impossible.

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Happy to see you found a way to comment on a story I hadn't commented on yet.

Still proves you have no talent for doing anything good for the site like writing a decent story of yourself or getting people banned that deserve it (which would of course be your final act there).

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The truth shall get my comment removed! Now how about admitting your story isn't worth being on the site?!
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I know I'm late as fuck on this, but I've recently started doing dramatic readings of some of the stories in Personal Lolcows, so I thought the time had finally come to do this too.

I've done dramatic readings of TJ's first four posts in the thread and his posts on @RequiredName's profile where he tries to get the thread taken down. The voice I use in these is just one that popped into my head based on TJ's writing style as well as the picture of him that got locked as his profile picture.

If people enjoy these and there are specific posts of TJ's they'd like me to read, I'll be happy to comply. I was going to do the one about how Elephants never forget, but it was a bit long so I thought I'd leave it for another time.

Anyway, enjoy:

 
Hey, I know a lot of us have been worried about what our great pal TJ has been up to, and how he's doing. I'm pleased to announce that he's PMed me, and he's alive and well and seems to be doing fantastic.

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I know this info will come as a huge relief to all his buddies here, so I figured I'd let everyone know.
 
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Hey, I know a lot of us have been worried about what our great pal TJ has been up to, and how he's doing. I'm pleased to announce that he's PMed me, and he's alive and well and seems to be doing fantastic.

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I know this info will come as a huge relief to all his buddies here, so I figured I'd let everyone know.
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I'm crying tears of joy.
 
Can you be a successful writer if your entire readership consists solely of your immediate blood relatives &/or household? What is it with these people giving up on their dreams at the slightest bit of scrutiny? Ironic readers are still readers, and this is certainly better respect than he could find elsewhere on the 'net.

As for his password, he's just so smart he made it so hard to crack even he couldn't crack it. Guess that answers the God's heavy rock paradigm.

Also, congrats for getting the forum shut down a while back. He really is smart.
 
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Taily Puff dijo:
Hey, I know a lot of us have been worried about what our great pal TJ has been up to, and how he's doing. I'm pleased to announce that he's PMed me, and he's alive and well and seems to be doing fantastic.

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I know this info will come as a huge relief to all his buddies here, so I figured I'd let everyone know.
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Looks like adding him to the PM was a good idea.
 
He has risen! Proof that he is truly our messiah. It only took Jesus 3 days but it took TJ a lot longer on account of the diabetes.
 
Seriously though, Mr. @Cowlick, welcome back. This site has really gone downhill without you. You're literally the one thread left that isn't motivated purely by overt bias or shameless hypocrisy. It seems you just make everything better with your presence. So how's your musical been coming along?
 
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